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(TMZ)   Son of Barney the Dinosaur creator arrested for attempted murder. Can you blame him?   (tmz.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-17 01:04:14 PM
3 votes:

TheMysticS: rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.

I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.

Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.

Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.


I didn't let either of my kids watch it either. I sat through about 5-6 minutes of one episode and was amazed at just how awful it was with all those creepy kids with their non stop frozen forced smiles and the completely idiotic dialogue.

The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.
2013-01-17 12:04:50 PM
3 votes:
I shoot you
The police arrest me
Your honor, my plea is "not guilty"
Bail is refused and I'm sent back to my cell
County lockup is really hell
2013-01-17 11:58:20 AM
3 votes:
♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫
2013-01-17 01:13:59 PM
2 votes:
No doubt. I was a real biatch back then. I wouldn't let them watch Barney and I made them watch TMNT, The Tick, and X Men. AND Star Wars Eps IV-VI over and over again.

I also read The Hobbit and the Narnia books outloud to them both.

/total biatch

=]
2013-01-17 01:00:38 PM
2 votes:

TheMysticS: rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.
Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.
... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.
I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.
Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.
Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.


Not really watching Barney. It's on really early here (NYC), but I need to put Sesame Street on while I shower & get ready for work while son is in his playpen.

YO GABBA GABBA, however, is f'n awesome! I love it, son loves it & by and large, the show is shot & edited is smooth & calm.

Want something infuriating, check out the re-launched THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. Talk about killing a cherished childhood memory.

And why the hell is MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD not on anymore? I figured they'd re-run that until doomsday.
2013-01-17 12:52:26 PM
2 votes:
Watching Barney the Dinosaur (and Lambchop too, not to mention those pesky Bananas in Pajamas) turns kids into violent adults.
2013-01-17 12:52:01 PM
2 votes:
www.aquariumdrunkard.com

For us Geezers . . .
2013-01-17 12:23:25 PM
2 votes:
Barney started it.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

He's a violent thug with a rap sheet.
2013-01-17 11:59:40 AM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...


MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫


Golly guys...you're reminding me of my own childhood.
2013-01-17 03:02:59 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Land Ark: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

Are you really this stupid?


I'd respond with a thatsthejoke.jpg but you apparently wouldn't get the reference.
2013-01-17 02:55:49 PM
1 votes:
He's gonna get graped...
2013-01-17 02:25:41 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: That's what they want you to think.

/i feel safer


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2013-01-17 02:01:32 PM
1 votes:
The introduction of Baby Bop's little brother was a Major Event in our home. I'll never forget it. He was riding a tricycle. And yes I remember his name so you don't have to point it out.

It was like the final episode of M*A*S*H or The Fugitive or Johnny's last Tonight Show. A very big deal

God how I despised that show. That and the damn Rugrats. The sound of Rugrats was like a power drill through my skull.
2013-01-17 01:59:13 PM
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: Rufus Lee King: Violence everywhere...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? It looks like Mayor McCheese's penis and a Fascist bird dragging a kid of to (presumably) rape him.


H.R. Pufnstuf

/someone was pufn some stuf... that much is certain
2013-01-17 01:23:06 PM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Then there were those scandalous "Banana Splits" parties...


Based on the shows they created, I bet Sid and Marty Krofft were high all through the early 70's.
2013-01-17 01:09:18 PM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.

They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.


I'll take that bet. I tried to watch today some of the shows my parents let me watch back then and I wonder how they managed to be on the same planet as that television without bursting into locusts and murder.
2013-01-17 01:07:19 PM
1 votes:

Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.


They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.
2013-01-17 01:01:40 PM
1 votes:
Barney the Purple Pedophile

www.funnypicturesofpeople.net
2013-01-17 12:59:13 PM
1 votes:
i hate you
you hate me
lets all go and kill barney
with a great big punch and a bullet in the head
sorry children barney's dead

I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife to his back
And a bullet to the head
Don't tell the kids that Barney's dead!

I love you.
You love me.
Barney gave me HIV.
So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head!
Now that purple Bastards dead.
2013-01-17 12:58:59 PM
1 votes:
For some reason this makes me smile.

=]
2013-01-17 12:55:59 PM
1 votes:

rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.


I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.

Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.

Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.
2013-01-17 12:54:53 PM
1 votes:

No Time To Explain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫

But is the dinosaur delicious?


Taste like grapes . . .
2013-01-17 12:52:10 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫


But is the dinosaur delicious?
2013-01-17 12:48:08 PM
1 votes:
Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.
2013-01-17 12:45:14 PM
1 votes:
I love you
You love me
I am horny as can be
you bring the food
and I bring the booze
let's play Nintendo in the nude.
2013-01-17 12:40:24 PM
1 votes:
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?
2013-01-17 11:55:33 AM
1 votes:
Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...
2013-01-17 11:16:26 AM
1 votes:
27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.
 
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