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(TMZ)   Son of Barney the Dinosaur creator arrested for attempted murder. Can you blame him?   (tmz.com) divider line 92
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2013-01-17 11:16:26 AM
27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.
 
2013-01-17 11:37:07 AM
He will be pretty easy to pick out in a lineup.

/I'll take the big purple guy.
 
2013-01-17 11:55:33 AM
Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...
 
2013-01-17 11:58:20 AM
♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫
 
2013-01-17 11:59:40 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...


MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫


Golly guys...you're reminding me of my own childhood.
 
2013-01-17 12:04:50 PM
I shoot you
The police arrest me
Your honor, my plea is "not guilty"
Bail is refused and I'm sent back to my cell
County lockup is really hell
 
2013-01-17 12:23:25 PM
Barney started it.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

He's a violent thug with a rap sheet.
 
2013-01-17 12:40:24 PM
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?
 
2013-01-17 12:45:14 PM
I love you
You love me
I am horny as can be
you bring the food
and I bring the booze
let's play Nintendo in the nude.
 
2013-01-17 12:48:08 PM
Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.
 
2013-01-17 12:50:21 PM

Freschel: I love you
You love me
I am horny as can be
you bring the food
and I bring the booze
let's play Nintendo in the nude.


You sick bastard, you made me laugh!
 
2013-01-17 12:51:09 PM
wanna choke my purple dinosaur and watch it puke?
 
2013-01-17 12:52:01 PM
www.aquariumdrunkard.com

For us Geezers . . .
 
2013-01-17 12:52:02 PM
rocinante721

LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, ELMOOOOOOOO'S WOOOOOOOORLD!

/you're welcome
 
2013-01-17 12:52:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫


But is the dinosaur delicious?
 
2013-01-17 12:52:26 PM
Watching Barney the Dinosaur (and Lambchop too, not to mention those pesky Bananas in Pajamas) turns kids into violent adults.
 
2013-01-17 12:53:55 PM

kvinesknows: wanna choke my purple dinosaur and watch it puke?


Hot tea through my nostrils. Thanks! Best laugh in a month.
 
2013-01-17 12:54:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Watching Barney the Dinosaur (and Lambchop too, not to mention those pesky Bananas in Pajamas) turns kids into violent adults.


Uh-Ooohhhh!
 
2013-01-17 12:54:53 PM

No Time To Explain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫

But is the dinosaur delicious?


Taste like grapes . . .
 
2013-01-17 12:55:59 PM

rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.


I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.

Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.

Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.
 
2013-01-17 12:56:44 PM

m053486: rocinante721

LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, ELMOOOOOOOO'S WOOOOOOOORLD!

/you're welcome


Same for Murray Monster. Looks like a red Isaac Hayes **swoop camera edit **
 
2013-01-17 12:58:14 PM
If they didn't have the gun show loop hole in CA, this never would have happened...oh wait...

okay, but 0bama just approved Executive Order Number 23, and this still happened? That doesn't make sense.
 
2013-01-17 12:58:59 PM
For some reason this makes me smile.

=]
 
2013-01-17 12:59:13 PM
i hate you
you hate me
lets all go and kill barney
with a great big punch and a bullet in the head
sorry children barney's dead

I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife to his back
And a bullet to the head
Don't tell the kids that Barney's dead!

I love you.
You love me.
Barney gave me HIV.
So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head!
Now that purple Bastards dead.
 
2013-01-17 12:59:25 PM

Rufus Lee King: Violence everywhere...

[www.70slivekidvid.com image 320x240]


HR Pufnstuf, blowing on Jimmy's flute. Wait that didn't come out right.
 
2013-01-17 01:00:38 PM

TheMysticS: rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.
Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.
... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.
I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.
Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.
Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.


Not really watching Barney. It's on really early here (NYC), but I need to put Sesame Street on while I shower & get ready for work while son is in his playpen.

YO GABBA GABBA, however, is f'n awesome! I love it, son loves it & by and large, the show is shot & edited is smooth & calm.

Want something infuriating, check out the re-launched THE ELECTRIC COMPANY. Talk about killing a cherished childhood memory.

And why the hell is MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD not on anymore? I figured they'd re-run that until doomsday.
 
2013-01-17 01:01:40 PM
Barney the Purple Pedophile

www.funnypicturesofpeople.net
 
2013-01-17 01:04:14 PM

TheMysticS: rocinante721: Just started watching Barney again since mid-90s, as I have a new son.

Holy crap, does it suck worse, if that's possible. Totally different Barney voice too.

... and do not get me started on new ADHD-fortified SESAME STREET. Elmo can eat it.

I raised mine in a no-barney zone, because fark that, I'm the boss.

Not passing judgement, mind you. Anyone with rocinante in their handle is ok by me.

Elmo can eat it something something child molestation. Creative juices not flowing.


I didn't let either of my kids watch it either. I sat through about 5-6 minutes of one episode and was amazed at just how awful it was with all those creepy kids with their non stop frozen forced smiles and the completely idiotic dialogue.

The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.
 
2013-01-17 01:07:19 PM

Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.


They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.
 
2013-01-17 01:09:18 PM

Matthew Keene: Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.

They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.


I'll take that bet. I tried to watch today some of the shows my parents let me watch back then and I wonder how they managed to be on the same planet as that television without bursting into locusts and murder.
 
2013-01-17 01:13:15 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-01-17 01:13:59 PM

Nothing To See Here: [www.aquariumdrunkard.com image 500x481]

For us Geezers . . .


Where's Dietch?
 
2013-01-17 01:13:59 PM
No doubt. I was a real biatch back then. I wouldn't let them watch Barney and I made them watch TMNT, The Tick, and X Men. AND Star Wars Eps IV-VI over and over again.

I also read The Hobbit and the Narnia books outloud to them both.

/total biatch

=]
 
2013-01-17 01:17:13 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Watching Barney the Dinosaur (and Lambchop too, not to mention those pesky Bananas in Pajamas) turns kids into violent adults.


You're right. They need to be BANNED!
 
2013-01-17 01:23:06 PM

Rufus Lee King: Then there were those scandalous "Banana Splits" parties...


Based on the shows they created, I bet Sid and Marty Krofft were high all through the early 70's.
 
2013-01-17 01:27:12 PM

Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.


Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.
 
2013-01-17 01:28:51 PM

kombat_unit: Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.

Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.


Could be gun flaming fatigue.  I tried.
 
2013-01-17 01:28:54 PM

kombat_unit: Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.

Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.


It is silly. Nobody thinks that Sandy Hook was staged.
 
2013-01-17 01:29:54 PM

Diogenes: kombat_unit: Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.

Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.

Could be gun flaming fatigue.  I tried.


Gods know we have been hitting it really hard lately. :p
 
2013-01-17 01:31:36 PM

kombat_unit: Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.

Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.


People are getting killed by drugs and guns in Agoura every year. We should ban Agoura.
/just tryin to help
 
2013-01-17 01:32:02 PM

studs up: [i2.listal.com image 594x334]


That movie is great.
 
2013-01-17 01:35:17 PM

studs up: i2.listal.com


That's what I came for.
 
2013-01-17 01:36:00 PM

Rufus Lee King: Look, I don't run this place or anything, so I'm just begging with all possible humility, pals and gals: Please, please, please don't turn this into yet another "gun thread".


request.....denied
/does not place either
 
2013-01-17 01:41:05 PM
Luckily California has some of the strictest laws in the country to prevent things like this from happening.

OH WAIT.
 
2013-01-17 01:43:23 PM

studs up: Rufus Lee King: Look, I don't run this place or anything, so I'm just begging with all possible humility, pals and gals: Please, please, please don't turn this into yet another "gun thread".

request.....denied
/does not place either


run the place, run the place, dammit.
Sorry about that confusing statement
 
2013-01-17 01:45:02 PM
Robin is not happy about this.
nndb.com
/got nuthin
 
2013-01-17 01:49:27 PM
stahi.bloowuff.com

I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY...
 
2013-01-17 01:54:39 PM
www.siyumhaseinfeld.com
I hope not too obscure.... clicky for the viddy.
 
2013-01-17 01:55:13 PM

Rufus Lee King: Violence everywhere...


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? It looks like Mayor McCheese's penis and a Fascist bird dragging a kid of to (presumably) rape him.
 
2013-01-17 01:59:13 PM

Richard C Stanford: Rufus Lee King: Violence everywhere...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? It looks like Mayor McCheese's penis and a Fascist bird dragging a kid of to (presumably) rape him.


H.R. Pufnstuf

/someone was pufn some stuf... that much is certain
 
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