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(New York Daily News)   The Pope's secretary, who inspired the Clergyman Collection by Versace, has a "natural and serene relationship with women"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Italian Vanity Fair, Archbishop Georg Ganswein, Clergyman Collection, pope, Italians, Donatella Versace, prelates, Vatican Radio  
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2013-01-17 12:26:09 PM  
7 votes:
9/10, I'd be molested by it
2013-01-17 02:50:13 PM  
4 votes:
The Clergyman Collection by Versace. Look for them next to boy's pants, half off.
2013-01-17 12:26:58 PM  
4 votes:
I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!

/its children
2013-01-17 01:34:19 PM  
3 votes:
My wife, a recovering Catholic, would call him Father Whatawaste.
2013-01-17 01:21:04 PM  
3 votes:
Mmmm...He gets my daddy issues going. ^_^
2013-01-17 12:28:09 PM  
2 votes:
In other words, he's getting enough ass to be considered for Pope in the 1500s.
2013-01-17 05:50:35 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah. Right. What a Catholic clergyman who has a "serene and natural relationship with women" might look like.

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/Don't let him steal your dress.
2013-01-17 05:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wishes to contest the title...
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2013-01-17 04:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
Which reminds me...

A couple of centuries ago a young priest was traveling between distant monasteries and needed lodging for the night. He stopped at the residence of an older priest and asked for shelter. He was invited in and also offered a meal that evening.

He could not help but notice that the older priest had a rather attractive housekeeper, and it seemed there might be more between the older priest and the woman than met the eye, but the young priest held his peace.

He left the following morning, but a couple of days later, the housekeeper came to the older priest and said, "Ever since the young priest was here the silver serving ladle that we used that night has been missing. Do you think he took it?"

"Leave it to me," said the older priest. And that evening he penned a message to the young priest...

I am not saying you are a thief, and I am not saying you are not a thief, but ever since your visit, a silver ladle has been missing.

A few days later he received a reply from the young priest...

I am not saying you are sleeping with your housekeeper, and I am not saying you are not sleeping with your housekeeper. But if you were sleeping in your own bed you would know where the silver ladle can be found.
2013-01-17 02:12:36 PM  
1 vote:

jfivealive: I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!

/its children

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2013-01-17 02:06:03 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-17 01:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
FTA "Ganswein has been Pope Benedict's personal secretary since 2005, and has final say over who has access to the 85-year-old Pope."

so he's like Alvin to Lebanon Levi.
2013-01-17 01:14:43 PM  
1 vote:
The don't call it the missionary position for nothing you know!
2013-01-17 12:38:00 PM  
1 vote:
Of course he is serene around women, it's altar boys that pitch his tent.
2013-01-17 12:35:53 PM  
1 vote:
Natural and serene? You can't have it both ways.
2013-01-17 12:33:52 PM  
1 vote:
So is this the vatican equivalent of the CEO always having the best looking assistant?
2013-01-17 12:30:49 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, baby, lemme lay my hands on you, you'll feel serene afterward.
2013-01-17 12:28:00 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Pope Benedict XVI and his secretary Archbishop Georg Ganswein (l.) is secretary to Pope Benedict XVI

Glad they cleared that up for us.
2013-01-17 12:25:38 PM  
1 vote:
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