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(New York Daily News)   The Pope's secretary, who inspired the Clergyman Collection by Versace, has a "natural and serene relationship with women"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 53
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2013-01-17 12:25:38 PM
Fabulous!
 
2013-01-17 12:25:55 PM
Most catholic priests have lady friends. They are called nuns.
 
2013-01-17 12:26:09 PM
9/10, I'd be molested by it
 
2013-01-17 12:26:58 PM
I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!

/its children
 
2013-01-17 12:28:00 PM
FTFA: Pope Benedict XVI and his secretary Archbishop Georg Ganswein (l.) is secretary to Pope Benedict XVI

Glad they cleared that up for us.
 
2013-01-17 12:28:09 PM
In other words, he's getting enough ass to be considered for Pope in the 1500s.
 
2013-01-17 12:28:29 PM
Hey. Forbidden fruit, and whatnot.
 
2013-01-17 12:29:44 PM
Doesn't she know it.

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/hot like freshly made ziti
 
2013-01-17 12:30:42 PM
Yeah, for a fifty-something, he ain't half bad.
 
2013-01-17 12:30:49 PM
Hey, baby, lemme lay my hands on you, you'll feel serene afterward.
 
2013-01-17 12:31:46 PM

WhyteRaven74: In other words, he's getting enough ass to be considered for Pope in the 1500s.


He's way too nice; I mean, he hasn't even excommunicated an entire nation yet.

/ popes in the 1500s actually had their own armies and such
 
2013-01-17 12:32:33 PM
So natural and serene that they often fall asleep in the nude after "meeting" with him.
 
2013-01-17 12:33:52 PM
So is this the vatican equivalent of the CEO always having the best looking assistant?
 
Ehh
2013-01-17 12:35:53 PM
Natural and serene? You can't have it both ways.
 
2013-01-17 12:35:54 PM
...unlike Versace.
 
2013-01-17 12:35:58 PM
Is he a virgin?
 
2013-01-17 12:36:01 PM
Versace or GTFO?
 
2013-01-17 12:36:56 PM

gingerjet: Doesn't she know it.

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/hot like freshly made ziti


Wow...read that as "hot like freshly made zit" and I was all like EWWW...
 
2013-01-17 12:38:00 PM
Of course he is serene around women, it's altar boys that pitch his tent.
 
2013-01-17 12:41:37 PM
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2013-01-17 12:41:50 PM

WhyteRaven74: In other words, he's getting enough ass to be considered for Pope in the 1500s.


Unless he's holding orgies in the Vatican he ain't anywhere near those crazy bastards
 
2013-01-17 12:44:09 PM
Oh lawdy, if there isn't [caption]-contest fodder in there!
 
2013-01-17 12:54:15 PM
 
2013-01-17 01:00:31 PM
Fellini did it.
 
2013-01-17 01:05:47 PM
Women, right.
 
2013-01-17 01:08:58 PM

SpectroBoy: Of course he is serene around women, it's altar boys that pitch his tent.

 
2013-01-17 01:09:56 PM
it's not a sin when the clergy does it. obviously

time to put the devil back in hell (by which i mean put the penis in the vagina, boccaccio)
 
2013-01-17 01:14:43 PM
The don't call it the missionary position for nothing you know!
 
2013-01-17 01:21:04 PM
Mmmm...He gets my daddy issues going. ^_^
 
2013-01-17 01:24:15 PM
I have lots of nice looking gay male friends, too. I'd say my friendships with them are serene and natural. This is not news.
 
2013-01-17 01:25:17 PM
Speaking of his secretary... Anyone found it stupid that the other guy that leaked info about the Vatican covering up raping kids was the bigger deal then the Vatican covering up raping kids?
 
2013-01-17 01:34:19 PM
My wife, a recovering Catholic, would call him Father Whatawaste.
 
2013-01-17 01:41:30 PM

madgonad: My wife, a recovering Catholic, would call him Father Whatawaste.


My first instinct on reading that was that the relationships with those women really are innocent, and that he's probably gay. So he would have been out of the pool anyway.
 
2013-01-17 01:46:16 PM

Scaevola: Italians have been okay with this for awhile.


Dear gods...what a waste!
 
2013-01-17 01:48:34 PM
FTA "Ganswein has been Pope Benedict's personal secretary since 2005, and has final say over who has access to the 85-year-old Pope."

so he's like Alvin to Lebanon Levi.
 
2013-01-17 02:02:36 PM
Are the people who write this 'LOOK AT THIS SEXY GUY IN POLITICS!!!' stuff straight men? Because between this guy and Paul Ryan, this is twice now people are throwing parties over guys that I wouldn't do if there was a gun to my head.

/Seriously, there's something similar and incredibly creepy about both of them. How the hell can you be anything but repulsed?
 
2013-01-17 02:06:03 PM
didn't really ping the gaydar till I got to the last photo, then it was all like DIVE! DIVE! WHOOPWEEOO BLANGALANGABLANGBLANG DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! BLANGALANGALANG INCOMING GAY MAN OFF THE POOP DECK WEEOWHOOPWEOWOOW B:ANGALANGBLANG
 
2013-01-17 02:12:36 PM

jfivealive: I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!

/its children


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2013-01-17 02:24:52 PM
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Gangnam Style. This explains a lot.

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2013-01-17 02:25:42 PM
I'm thinking that there's a reason the pope keeps him close, if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
 
2013-01-17 02:31:12 PM
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The think the Vatican's closets are becoming a bit overcrowded.
 
2013-01-17 02:40:59 PM
Gay or not, those are some pretty awesome-looking robes he gets to wear.
 
2013-01-17 02:50:13 PM
The Clergyman Collection by Versace. Look for them next to boy's pants, half off.
 
2013-01-17 02:51:11 PM
I'd go to church to drool at that three times a week.

As an aside, did anyone see the story on the side about a woman smothering her boyfriend with her bewbs?Link
 
2013-01-17 03:38:31 PM
she's natural
 
2013-01-17 04:21:55 PM
Which reminds me...

A couple of centuries ago a young priest was traveling between distant monasteries and needed lodging for the night. He stopped at the residence of an older priest and asked for shelter. He was invited in and also offered a meal that evening.

He could not help but notice that the older priest had a rather attractive housekeeper, and it seemed there might be more between the older priest and the woman than met the eye, but the young priest held his peace.

He left the following morning, but a couple of days later, the housekeeper came to the older priest and said, "Ever since the young priest was here the silver serving ladle that we used that night has been missing. Do you think he took it?"

"Leave it to me," said the older priest. And that evening he penned a message to the young priest...

I am not saying you are a thief, and I am not saying you are not a thief, but ever since your visit, a silver ladle has been missing.

A few days later he received a reply from the young priest...

I am not saying you are sleeping with your housekeeper, and I am not saying you are not sleeping with your housekeeper. But if you were sleeping in your own bed you would know where the silver ladle can be found.
 
2013-01-17 05:21:55 PM
Wishes to contest the title...
www.fathersarducci.com
 
2013-01-17 05:50:35 PM
Yeah. Right. What a Catholic clergyman who has a "serene and natural relationship with women" might look like.

www.latimes.com

/Don't let him steal your dress.
 
2013-01-17 06:23:30 PM

WTF Indeed: Most catholic priests have lady friends. They are called nuns beards.



FTFY
 
2013-01-17 06:34:31 PM

jfivealive: I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!

/its children


The bishops's staff?
 
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