WhyteRaven74: In other words, he's getting enough ass to be considered for Pope in the 1500s.
gingerjet: Doesn't she know it.[s3.amazonaws.com image 200x267]/hot like freshly made ziti
SpectroBoy: Of course he is serene around women, it's altar boys that pitch his tent.
madgonad: My wife, a recovering Catholic, would call him Father Whatawaste.
Scaevola: Italians have been okay with this for awhile.
jfivealive: I bet all the ladies are wondering exactly what's hidden under his robes, if ya know what i mean!/its children
WTF Indeed: Most catholic priests have lady friends. They are called nuns beards.
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