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(Telegraph)   The Kennedys' greatest nemesis dies at .77   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-01-18 02:12:38 PM  
10 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-18 03:59:34 PM  
4 votes:
He was initially their second greatest enemy, but their first greatest enemy was killed by penicillin.
2013-01-18 03:11:57 PM  
4 votes:

T.rex: wanna beat a breathalyzer? Put a penny the officer's penis under your tongue. done deal.


Fixed that for ya'
2013-01-18 03:24:14 PM  
2 votes:
I must be the only one who was hoping this would turn out to be a Dead Kennedys thread.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-18 02:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
HaHaHa! The Kennedy's are all drunks! Jesus, that's funny!
2013-01-18 02:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
I wish police would stop putting good people in jail for driving drunk and having a little fun, and just install drunk driving lanes. There would be no speed limit, and the walls would be like the tubes used for bumper bowling.
2013-01-18 02:54:43 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: wanna beat a breathalyzer? Put a penny under your tongue. done deal.


This is known as the "Surprise, you're going to jail!" method.
2013-01-18 02:51:31 PM  
2 votes:
No way was this guy their greatest nemesis. After all, it was you and me.
2013-01-18 02:50:38 PM  
2 votes:
Well that Blows.
2013-01-17 11:04:56 AM  
2 votes:
How can vodka die?
2013-01-17 10:55:28 AM  
2 votes:
That's not unusual.
2013-01-18 05:45:08 PM  
1 votes:
DNRTFA

Is this about the Chappaquiddick bridge collapsing?

I likes me some Ted Kennedy. In the war on women, he was one of the first with a confirmed kill.
2013-01-18 05:25:09 PM  
1 votes:
Which kennedy? Im pretty sure Lee Harvey Oswald wasJFKs nemesis and Sirhan Sirhan was RFKs. And gravity was Joe jrs
2013-01-18 03:11:39 PM  
1 votes:
Bullets, gravity, excessive liver damage?
2013-01-18 03:10:08 PM  
1 votes:
That's not right. LBJ died at the age of 64.
2013-01-18 02:57:19 PM  
1 votes:

T.rex: wanna beat a breathalyzer? Put a penny under your tongue. done deal.


Nope. Adam and Jamie covered that one pretty well, along with pretty much every other "beat the breathalyzer" technique out there.

www.noodle.org
2013-01-18 02:57:17 PM  
1 votes:
The origins of the breathalyser go back to 1927, when a police surgeon in Marlborough persuaded a suspect to inflate a football bladder by breathing into it. By measuring the ethanol content of the exhaled air, the surgeon was able to testify in court that the man was "50 per cent drunk".

One of the better gadget origin stories I've heard.
2013-01-18 02:55:49 PM  
1 votes:
A million possible jokes for the death of the inventor of the breathalyzer and we get...Kennedy = drunk.
2013-01-18 02:55:33 PM  
1 votes:
No more liquor? The hell?
2013-01-18 02:51:12 PM  
1 votes:
Sobriety died?
2013-01-17 10:38:56 AM  
1 votes:

naughtyrev: I was going to make a joke about how it must be hard to hate a baby, but then I saw that subby didn't even get the guy's age right.


Modmins, be a dear and patch that up for brainfartmitter.

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