T.rex: wanna beat a breathalyzer? Put a penny the officer's penis under your tongue. done deal.
T.rex: wanna beat a breathalyzer? Put a penny under your tongue. done deal.
naughtyrev: I was going to make a joke about how it must be hard to hate a baby, but then I saw that subby didn't even get the guy's age right.
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