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(Telegraph)   The Kennedys' greatest nemesis dies at .77   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 69
    More: Sad, Parry Jones, kennedy, Indiana State Police, Institute of Science, screening test, MPD, Bangor University  
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2013-01-18 05:17:28 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I must be the only one who was hoping this would turn out to be a Dead Kennedys thread.

24.media.tumblr.com


you are not alone.
 
2013-01-18 05:17:51 PM  
It's not unusual :(
 
2013-01-18 05:25:09 PM  
Which kennedy? Im pretty sure Lee Harvey Oswald wasJFKs nemesis and Sirhan Sirhan was RFKs. And gravity was Joe jrs
 
2013-01-18 05:45:08 PM  
DNRTFA

Is this about the Chappaquiddick bridge collapsing?

I likes me some Ted Kennedy. In the war on women, he was one of the first with a confirmed kill.
 
2013-01-18 05:55:54 PM  
R.I.P. TREE

www.wickedwipeout.com
 
2013-01-18 06:00:23 PM  
The whole point of the penny is not to change the test... but to get the test thrown out in court when you announce you had a penny under your tongue... I doubt the judge will be like, "no, MythBusters covered that...."
 
2013-01-18 06:47:52 PM  
There is a special place in hell for him!

I keed, I keed. We should celebrate anyone whose invention reminds you daily of the poor decisions you made. Because your mother wont always be there to do it.
 
2013-01-18 06:54:01 PM  

T.rex: The whole point of the penny is not to change the test... but to get the test thrown out in court when you announce you had a penny under your tongue... I doubt the judge will be like, "no, MythBusters covered that...."


I also doubt the judge will be like, "Oh, well, in that case, see those doors back there, walk on our a free man."
 
2013-01-18 06:54:41 PM  

mtadder: Very funny and very racist


Racist?
 
2013-01-18 06:59:09 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
Got a bunch of these, for all the wrong reasons. I make key chains out of them to remind my friends to learn from my mistakes. I tell them that little piece of plastic cost me close to 10 grand after it was all said and done.

/Lesson learned
//Dumb mistake
///Thank (insert your favorite diety) everyday I didn't hurt anyone or myself,.
////Got popped because I was speeding. Don't break 2 laws at the same time.
 
2013-01-18 06:59:34 PM  
oh, good, this isn't about Jello Biafra
 
2013-01-18 07:17:01 PM  
I have one in my car right now. You cant beat it, Its really sensitive. Red Bull or peppermint candy wiill make it angry. Just get a farking cab people. It's tons cheaper.

It sucks when its cold because it wont read right. If you disconnect it an bring it inside overnight and plug it back in in the morning you have to wait 2 minutes for it to initialize. You just cant hop in your ride and turn the key like your used to. Its a major inconvienance. Also it acts up sometimes. One time the screen when blank on it, so I couldn't see if I put my PIN in correctly, yes you have to have a PIN to activate it. So I unplugged it, and it flipped out! Cost me 35 bucks for a remote reset fee and 160 bucks every 2 months to lease the device. Plus you have to blow in it every 15 mins or so, it varies, while your driving. Which is embarassing as fark if youre stuck in traffic and people can see you

Im not crying about it, Im taking my punishment like a man. I brought it on myself. Yes Im a douchebag for even doing it in the first place.
 
2013-01-18 08:39:41 PM  

Billygoat Gruff: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x240]
Got a bunch of these, for all the wrong reasons. I make key chains out of them to remind my friends to learn from my mistakes. I tell them that little piece of plastic cost me close to 10 grand after it was all said and done.



Can't blame it on the plastic, unless you were using it as part of a beer bong.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:08 PM  

misterfweem: mtadder: Very funny and very racist

Racist?


Yeah, I've got to say; I'm confused by this myself. I'm assuming that you're talking about the headline, but what's racist about it?
 
2013-01-19 12:01:33 AM  
BTW, protip: if your blood alcohol is .77, you are dead.

//csb, I used to clerk for a local paper in Georgia and gather the DUI arrest records. The people who cracked .30 were ALWAYS from Louisiana.
 
2013-01-19 12:03:58 AM  

Millennium: misterfweem: mtadder: Very funny and very racist

Racist?

Yeah, I've got to say; I'm confused by this myself. I'm assuming that you're talking about the headline, but what's racist about it?


As best as I can guess, the Kennedys are representative of the Irish, who are a race? of drunkards? So, you're being very anachronistically racist.
 
2013-01-19 12:46:24 AM  
Back in the late 70's, we used these
www.nj-dmv-dwi.com
We use to call them "dial a drunk" because they were not very accurate and you
could fudge the number if it was right on the border (it use to be .010 for a DUI)
 
2013-01-19 01:02:39 AM  

Supes: ekdikeo4: Well, that might be a Fark first -- the joke got edited out of the headline.

What was the original headline?


It got re-edited and put back in.  WHen I saw it originally it was ".77", then when I opened it later, it was just "77", now it's back to ".77"
 
2013-01-19 01:50:07 AM  

Publikwerks: [upload.wikimedia.org image 348x458]


NEVER gets old.
 
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