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		New Jersey Parasite discovered. Relation to Snooki not yet verified (treehugger.com)		62
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p4p3rm4t3		2013-01-17 12:02:50 PM

Nope.

p4p3rm4t3		2013-01-17 12:04:29 PM

OK, fine... 2009!?

C0rf		2013-01-17 12:04:57 PM

It begins.

cgraves67		2013-01-17 12:05:26 PM

Old Jersey actually, not New Jersey.

Cold_Sassy		2013-01-17 12:05:49 PM

Kill it with fire!

carrion_luggage		2013-01-17 12:06:20 PM

A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cold_Sassy		2013-01-17 12:07:20 PM

carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Good one! that's actually the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

tjfly		2013-01-17 12:07:24 PM

Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.

DeathBySmiley		2013-01-17 12:09:12 PM

carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2013-01-17 12:10:04 PM

"New Jersey parasite discovered".

Why doesn't this have a repeat tag? We knew Snooki was pregnant a long time ago.

Glancing Blow		2013-01-17 12:11:00 PM

The Angry Hand of God		2013-01-17 12:11:59 PM

SOUTH BEACH PARASITE, BABY!

i.ytimg.com

The Angry Hand of God		2013-01-17 12:12:36 PM

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Rurouni		2013-01-17 12:13:28 PM

Meh...saw this one cracked.com like...years ago.

halB		2013-01-17 12:13:46 PM

I think this is why we evolved hands - so we could rip our tongues out to get at this thing.

ThisIsntMe		2013-01-17 12:16:06 PM

So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Jim DiGriz		2013-01-17 12:17:58 PM

Do they explode, like these?

pnmedia.gamespy.com

Hot, like the flames from a garg

ITGreen		2013-01-17 12:18:34 PM

I don't blame Subby for the confusion. How dare they refer to their shore as the "Jersey Shore?"

TheTrashcanMan		2013-01-17 12:18:51 PM

ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit

/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.

Cold_Sassy		2013-01-17 12:31:24 PM

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

No, an Alien does...

Kinetocracy		2013-01-17 12:37:57 PM

Hey, guess how I know there is no god.

vsavatar		2013-01-17 12:39:37 PM

The Angry Hand of God: DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 296x270]

That pic is begging for "Come at me bro!" caption.

Necronic		2013-01-17 12:49:49 PM

tjfly: Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.

Vintowin		2013-01-17 12:54:09 PM

And what's even creepier is the teeth on that fish!
What the...???

ThisIsntMe		2013-01-17 12:54:24 PM

TheTrashcanMan: ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit

/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.

I was just referencing the article. But what the hey? It's just a fish. And Jesus served those up to the multitude.

DeathCipris		2013-01-17 12:57:19 PM

tjfly: Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.

fim.413chan.net

Evil Mackerel		2013-01-17 01:09:47 PM

ThisIsntMe: TheTrashcanMan: ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit

/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.

I was just referencing the article. But what the hey? It's just a fish. And Jesus served those up to the multitude.

/shakes a tiny fin at you.

ptw85		2013-01-17 01:13:17 PM

This is exactly how The Flood came in to being.

ransack.		2013-01-17 01:15:42 PM

I honestly think that Snooki is extraordinarily physically attractive. Yes she's stupid, immature and vulgar. But I love everything about how she looks. She's short, thick, dark skin, large boobs, long dark hair, big dark eyes, chubby cheeks, knee-high athletic socks, short shorts, low-cut shirts trucker hats... Goodness me, I've a boner!

The Snow Dog		2013-01-17 01:24:56 PM

Should've said "Jersey Parasite". You could still make the same joke--with the added bonus of not sounding like a moron.

show me		2013-01-17 01:25:58 PM

These parasites need to be BANNED!

ransack.		2013-01-17 01:26:51 PM

The Snow Dog: Should've said "Jersey Parasite". You could still make the same joke--with the added bonus of not sounding like a moron.

No

ransack.		2013-01-17 01:27:30 PM

show me: These parasites need to be BANNED!

No

ransack.		2013-01-17 01:28:46 PM

No she is MAD WICKED SEXY and you guys know it

Rumpertumpskin		2013-01-17 01:40:12 PM

That is nothing, they found this thing somewhere on earth:

s9.postimage.org

TheOther		2013-01-17 01:48:43 PM

jodieleigh		2013-01-17 01:56:47 PM

Ack. Nightmare fuel.

WarszawaScream		2013-01-17 01:59:49 PM

Vintowin: And what's even creepier is the teeth on that fish!
What the...???

Shoot, that's nothing - ever see the inside of a 15lb bluefish's mouth? They're one of the major sport fish over here, catch 'em hand over fist between June and August, and they will take your freakin' fingers off if you don't watch what you're doing.

(For an idea, here is a picture of a small (2-5lb) bluefish's jaw. Nightmare fuel for the uninitiated. I had one about that size side-swipe my finger with his choppers while I was unhooking the biatch and it left a nasty, nasty cut.)

Colin O'Scopy		2013-01-17 02:13:08 PM

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen and now I will never sleep again.

Lee Jackson Beauregard		2013-01-17 02:17:23 PM

TFA refers to this critter as "a kind louse". Isopods are crustaceans and include wood lice, but not the bloodsucking critters on Snooki's...well, you know.

show me		2013-01-17 02:21:38 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: TFA refers to this critter as "a kind louse". Isopods are crustaceans and include wood lice, but not the bloodsucking critters on Snooki's...well, you know.

Seems like a pretty mean louse to me. Lousy louse. Lousy louses need to be BANNED!

abhorrent1		2013-01-17 02:27:57 PM

2009?
Wait until subby discovers rick rolling.

axeeugene		2013-01-17 02:28:02 PM

Oh, I didn't know Cymothoa exigua had a cousin!

I've been adding this nightmare fuel to Fark threads for a year or so now, and never tire of introducing new folks to the horrors of the arthropod world.

If I'm going to have these depths of evil in my mind, by FSM, so is everyone else!

FatherChaos		2013-01-17 02:31:01 PM

How did they fit Congress in a fish's mouth?

tnation.t-nation.com

Amish Tech Support		2013-01-17 02:39:04 PM

jodieleigh: Ack. Nightmare fuel.

Thank you for the new band name.

KTisnumeroUNO		2013-01-17 02:46:45 PM

Yeah this picture is a still frame from the movie The Bay.. in which isopods eat people from the inside out if you have the misfortune of drinking or swimming in local water. They launched a series of fake articles in anticipation for the movie for more hype.

blottoman		2013-01-17 02:54:31 PM

Son?

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-17 03:03:04 PM

2009

MBooda		2013-01-17 03:23:45 PM

New Jersey is a lot like Ceti Alpha V.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

mtx1234		2013-01-17 03:26:40 PM

KTisnumeroUNO: Yeah this picture is a still frame from the movie The Bay.. in which isopods eat people from the inside out if you have the misfortune of drinking or swimming in local water. They launched a series of fake articles in anticipation for the movie for more hype.

http://io9.com/5956959/tongue+eating-parasites-and-internet-journali s% 20m%20-are-your-worst-nightmares-in-the-bay

Sounds more like it happened in reverse .. the ppl that made The Bay based it in part on the quite real reports of tongue-eating fish parasites from 2009.

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