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(TreeHugger)   New Jersey Parasite discovered. Relation to Snooki not yet verified   (treehugger.com) divider line 62
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2013-01-17 12:02:50 PM
Nope.
 
2013-01-17 12:04:29 PM
OK, fine... 2009!?
 
2013-01-17 12:04:57 PM
 
2013-01-17 12:05:26 PM
Old Jersey actually, not New Jersey.
 
2013-01-17 12:05:49 PM
Kill it with fire!
 
2013-01-17 12:06:20 PM
A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.
 
2013-01-17 12:07:20 PM

carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.


Good one! that's actually the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
 
2013-01-17 12:07:24 PM
Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.
 
2013-01-17 12:09:12 PM

carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.


Cat got your tongue?
 
2013-01-17 12:10:04 PM
"New Jersey parasite discovered".

Why doesn't this have a repeat tag?  We knew Snooki was pregnant a long time ago.
 
2013-01-17 12:11:00 PM
www.sabotagetimes.com
 
2013-01-17 12:11:59 PM
SOUTH BEACH PARASITE, BABY!

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-17 12:12:36 PM

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?


DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 12:13:28 PM
Meh...saw this one cracked.com like...years ago.
 
2013-01-17 12:13:46 PM
I think this is why we evolved hands - so we could rip our tongues out to get at this thing.
 
2013-01-17 12:16:06 PM
So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.
 
2013-01-17 12:17:58 PM
Do they explode, like these?

pnmedia.gamespy.com


Hot, like the flames from a garg
 
2013-01-17 12:18:34 PM
I don't blame Subby for the confusion.  How dare they refer to their shore as the "Jersey Shore?"
 
2013-01-17 12:18:51 PM

ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.


Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit


/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.
 
2013-01-17 12:31:24 PM

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?


No, an Alien does...
 
2013-01-17 12:37:57 PM
Hey, guess how I know there is no god.
 
2013-01-17 12:39:37 PM

The Angry Hand of God: DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

DeathBySmiley: carrion_luggage: A EE UH

Ih ace o un an ear u eam.

Cat got your tongue?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 296x270]


That pic is begging for "Come at me bro!" caption.
 
2013-01-17 12:49:49 PM

tjfly: Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.

 
2013-01-17 12:54:09 PM
And what's even creepier is the teeth on that fish!
What the...???
 
2013-01-17 12:54:24 PM

TheTrashcanMan: ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit


/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.


I was just referencing the article. But what the hey? It's just a fish. And Jesus served those up to the multitude.
 
2013-01-17 12:57:19 PM

tjfly: Thought I'd browse Fark over lunch.... so much for lunch.


fim.413chan.net
 
2013-01-17 01:09:47 PM

ThisIsntMe: TheTrashcanMan: ThisIsntMe: So...What's the big deal? The fish doesn't suffer and nobody gets higher taxes.

Yep, getting your tongue eaten off while your still alive doesn't hurt one bit


/silly humans
//said fish everywhere.

I was just referencing the article. But what the hey? It's just a fish. And Jesus served those up to the multitude.


/shakes a tiny fin at you.
 
2013-01-17 01:13:17 PM
This is exactly how The Flood came in to being.
 
2013-01-17 01:15:42 PM
I honestly think that Snooki is extraordinarily physically attractive. Yes she's stupid, immature and vulgar. But I love everything about how she looks. She's short, thick, dark skin, large boobs, long dark hair, big dark eyes, chubby cheeks, knee-high athletic socks, short shorts, low-cut shirts trucker hats... Goodness me, I've a boner!
 
2013-01-17 01:24:56 PM
Should've said "Jersey Parasite". You could still make the same joke--with the added bonus of not sounding like a moron.
 
2013-01-17 01:25:58 PM
These parasites need to be BANNED!
 
2013-01-17 01:26:51 PM

The Snow Dog: Should've said "Jersey Parasite". You could still make the same joke--with the added bonus of not sounding like a moron.


No
 
2013-01-17 01:27:30 PM

show me: These parasites need to be BANNED!


No
 
2013-01-17 01:28:46 PM
No she is MAD WICKED SEXY and you guys know it
 
2013-01-17 01:40:12 PM
That is nothing, they found this thing somewhere on earth:

s9.postimage.org
 
2013-01-17 01:48:43 PM
i309.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 01:56:47 PM
Ack. Nightmare fuel.
 
2013-01-17 01:59:49 PM

Vintowin: And what's even creepier is the teeth on that fish!
What the...???


Shoot, that's nothing - ever see the inside of a 15lb bluefish's mouth?  They're one of the major sport fish over here, catch 'em hand over fist between June and August, and they will take your freakin' fingers off if you don't watch what you're doing.

(For an idea, here is a picture of a small (2-5lb) bluefish's jaw.  Nightmare fuel for the uninitiated.  I had one about that size side-swipe my finger with his choppers while I was unhooking the biatch and it left a nasty, nasty cut.)
 
2013-01-17 02:13:08 PM
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen and now I will never sleep again.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:23 PM
TFA refers to this critter as "a kind louse". Isopods are crustaceans and include wood lice, but not the bloodsucking critters on Snooki's...well, you know.
 
2013-01-17 02:21:38 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: TFA refers to this critter as "a kind louse". Isopods are crustaceans and include wood lice, but not the bloodsucking critters on Snooki's...well, you know.


Seems like a pretty mean louse to me. Lousy louse. Lousy louses need to be BANNED!
 
2013-01-17 02:27:57 PM
2009?
Wait until subby discovers rick rolling.
 
2013-01-17 02:28:02 PM
Oh, I didn't know Cymothoa exigua had a cousin!

I've been adding this nightmare fuel to Fark threads for a year or so now, and never tire of introducing new folks to the horrors of the arthropod world.

If I'm going to have these depths of evil in my mind, by FSM, so is everyone else!
 
2013-01-17 02:31:01 PM
How did they fit Congress in a fish's mouth?

tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-01-17 02:39:04 PM

jodieleigh: Ack. Nightmare fuel.


Thank you for the new band name.
 
2013-01-17 02:46:45 PM
Yeah this picture is a still frame from the movie The Bay.. in which isopods eat people from the inside out if you have the misfortune of drinking or swimming in local water. They launched a series of fake articles in anticipation for the movie for more hype.
 
2013-01-17 02:54:31 PM
Son?
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 03:03:04 PM
2009
 
2013-01-17 03:23:45 PM
New Jersey is a lot like Ceti Alpha V.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-17 03:26:40 PM

KTisnumeroUNO: Yeah this picture is a still frame from the movie The Bay.. in which isopods eat people from the inside out if you have the misfortune of drinking or swimming in local water. They launched a series of fake articles in anticipation for the movie for more hype.


http://io9.com/5956959/tongue+eating-parasites-and-internet-journali s% 20m%20-are-your-worst-nightmares-in-the-bay

Sounds more like it happened in reverse .. the ppl that made The Bay based it in part on the quite real reports of tongue-eating fish parasites from 2009.
 
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