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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   Man arranges to meet woman in public park at 11PM. You'll never guess what happens next   (utsandiego.com) divider line 88
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2013-01-17 12:08:34 PM  
Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.
 
2013-01-17 12:10:30 PM  
Wow. I see we're just making up stories however we like. Okay, I'm betting it was...an academic rival from his college years, who knowing his love of chubby grey haired women has been setting up ads in various cities for the last 20 years awaiting his opportunity for revenge.
 
2013-01-17 12:22:35 PM  

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


We really need common-sense comment control.
 
2013-01-17 12:26:42 PM  

Christian Bale: If he'd been carrying a bat.


There could've been a sweet bat fight duel. Sort of like that scene in Princess Bride.
 
2013-01-17 12:26:56 PM  
The boyfriend stole the GTO Judge Dredd?

/obscure?
 
Ehh
2013-01-17 12:27:11 PM  
Came for a Wire reference, leaving disappointed but alive...
 
2013-01-17 12:28:06 PM  

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


ericlightborn.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 12:40:51 PM  

Ensnared Wit: [www.biography.com image 402x402]

Confucius Say: Is good for man to meet woman in park, but is better for man to park meat in woman!


+1 interwebz
 
2013-01-17 12:42:27 PM  

jfivealive: Sounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!


Or he did some snitching.
 
2013-01-17 12:44:58 PM  
Has Chris Hansen accounted for his whereabouts that night?
 
2013-01-17 12:46:50 PM  
Was there picnicking?  I love picnicking.
 
2013-01-17 12:47:03 PM  
FTA: The victim suffered major injuries but was able to drive himself home, according to a news release written by Temecula police Sgt. Daniel Decker.

Family members drove him to the emergency room at Rancho Springs Medical Center in Murrieta for treatment.


Why didn't he just save them the trouble and drive himself to the hospital in the first place?
 
2013-01-17 12:50:00 PM  
yourseosucks.com

"Do you see, Ralphie? Do you see what happens when you fark a stranger in the Alps?"
 
2013-01-17 12:50:31 PM  
My first thought was that the Chris Hanson and the To Catch a Predator crew had upped their game.
 
2013-01-17 01:03:57 PM  

Freschel: jfivealive: Sounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!

Or he did some snitching.


Whereas he'd gone there to do some snatching?
 
2013-01-17 01:13:29 PM  

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


You're right. We need to BAN those jokes!
 
2013-01-17 01:19:05 PM  

royone: 99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.

We really need common-sense comment control.


Aaaand we're done here.
 
2013-01-17 01:24:17 PM  
You mean people LIE on the internet? I guess I better tell those two 15 year girls I'm supposed to meet this weekend at the hotel to forget it. You never know...
 
2013-01-17 01:29:23 PM  
Obscure?
i4.ytimg.com

/We gonna hit 'em in da head with a bat and make dem cry!
 
2013-01-17 01:31:39 PM  

browntimmy: WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!

Notice how the victim in this story isn't dead?


*DING!*
+1


/I doubt it
 
2013-01-17 01:32:24 PM  

show me: 99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.

You're right. We need to BAN those jokes!


Then only bad people with bad jokes will have jokes.
 
2013-01-17 01:47:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 01:54:16 PM  
My first guess: drug dill gone wrong.

Cops: "What were you doing in the park at 11PM?"
Victim: "I was - uh - meeting a woman! Yeah!"
 
2013-01-17 01:54:52 PM  

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 500x281]


God I was waiting for that slow ass farkers!
 
2013-01-17 01:55:24 PM  
She was really hot, and they had lots of disease free sex? Is that it?


browntimmy: Notice how the victim in this story isn't dead?


Rule number 2: Double bap!
 
2013-01-17 02:06:13 PM  

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


This.
 
2013-01-17 02:09:45 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: My first guess: drug dill gone wrong.

Drug dills must be BANNED!

 
2013-01-17 02:58:14 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: My first guess: drug dill gone wrong.

Cops: "What were you doing in the park at 11PM?"
Victim: "I was - uh - meeting a woman! Yeah!"


I would have thought oregano....
 
2013-01-17 03:47:41 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: show me: 99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.

You're right. We need to BAN those jokes!

Then only bad people with bad jokes will have jokes.


Is there any legitimate reason for civilians to have high-capacity keyboards? What could you possibly need 101 keys for? A defensive debate uses like 7, tops.
 
2013-01-17 03:59:14 PM  
Mock26

Can't believe it took that long for a Warriors reference.

// have a friend from NY that lives in Temecula now, he will get a kick out of this.
 
2013-01-17 04:10:22 PM  

maachubo: What could you possibly need 101 keys for? A defensive debate uses like 7, tops.


Win.
 
2013-01-17 04:13:14 PM  
Shouldn't mess around with married women, buddy
 
2013-01-17 05:31:12 PM  

Ensnared Wit: [www.biography.com image 402x402]

Confucius Say: Is good for man to meet woman in park, but is better for man to park meat in woman!


Ensnared Wit: [www.biography.com image 402x402]

Confucius Say: Is good for man to meet woman in park, but is better for man to park meat in woman!


Confucius Say: Man who fish in other man's well, most assuredly catch crab.
 
2013-01-17 06:26:41 PM  

maachubo: Is there any legitimate reason for civilians to have high-capacity keyboards? What could you possibly need 101 keys for? A defensive debate uses like 7, tops.


02varvara.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 08:53:59 PM  
You wouldn't hit a Bat with glasses now, would you?
 
2013-01-18 12:48:13 AM  
Probably didn't even get to first base.
 
2013-01-18 03:12:13 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: My first guess: drug dill gone wrong.


That's why you always stick with drug gherkins.
 
2013-01-18 04:11:02 AM  

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


Why? It is a very apt comparison. "Assault weapons" (or, if you want to actually be honest about it, military style semi-automatic rifles) are no deadlier than a civilian rifle of the same caliber, yet because they visually look like a military rifle they have been erroneously (and maliciously?) labeled as "assault weapons." Except for generally having a larger magazine capacity and some cosmetic differences, they are just like any other rifle out there. And so long as people continue to use the term "assault weapon" in such a fashion then why should they not do the same with other weapons? Or is such dishonesty only allowed to be used with firearms?
 
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