WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!
iggyskuz: something that manti teo hasnt done?
give me doughnuts: He fixes the cable?
the money is in the banana stand: When will bat violence end!23 Points for stopping bat violence1) Assault Bats made of metal are now banned2) Assault Bats with grips over 10 inches are now banned3) Research on Bat Violence is now off hold and will be funded4) Bat Safety courses will be mandatory....
browntimmy: WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!Notice how the victim in this story isn't dead?
hdhale: My money is on jealous husband or boyfriend forced the wife or girlfriend to call her lover and set up the meeting. Much slugging percentage ensued.
jfivealive: Sounds like someone was responding to a W4M craigslist ad
Random Anonymous Blackmail: jfivealiveSounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!That is what it sounds like to me.
Satanic_Hamster: WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!In all seriously, he shouldn't have stopped at that park; it was in bat country.
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