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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   Man arranges to meet woman in public park at 11PM. You'll never guess what happens next   (utsandiego.com) divider line 88
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:14:50 AM
I guess he joined the club
 
2013-01-17 11:15:22 AM
Apparently he wasn't a Padre.
 
2013-01-17 11:15:43 AM
something that manti teo hasnt done?
 
2013-01-17 11:16:04 AM
I bet he was there to meet a "woman."
 
2013-01-17 11:16:08 AM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-01-17 11:16:52 AM
" . . . the victim was not randomly targeted and it was not a robbery attempt."
Uh huh.
 
2013-01-17 11:19:07 AM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-01-17 11:19:25 AM
ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!
 
2013-01-17 11:19:54 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

One batty batty, two batty batty, ah ah ah.
 
2013-01-17 11:20:51 AM

WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!


In all seriously, he shouldn't have stopped at that park; it was in bat country.
 
2013-01-17 11:21:11 AM
The Bat
 
2013-01-17 11:21:35 AM

iggyskuz: something that manti teo hasnt done?


Hi-yo!
 
2013-01-17 11:21:46 AM
www.moko.mobi
 
2013-01-17 11:22:02 AM
Did he plan to meat a 12 year old "woman"?

That seems like the obvious here.

No,I didn't misspell anything.
 
2013-01-17 11:22:07 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 11:22:19 AM
trollfacts.com
 
2013-01-17 11:22:45 AM
When will bat violence end!

23 Points for stopping bat violence

1) Assault Bats made of metal are now banned
2) Assault Bats with grips over 10 inches are now banned
3) Research on Bat Violence is now off hold and will be funded
4) Bat Safety courses will be mandatory
....
 
2013-01-17 11:23:55 AM
I was totally surprised by what happened.
 
2013-01-17 11:25:24 AM

give me doughnuts: He fixes the cable?



Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2013-01-17 11:27:05 AM
My money is on jealous husband or boyfriend forced the wife or girlfriend to call her lover and set up the meeting. Much slugging percentage ensued.
 
2013-01-17 11:27:14 AM
They took a drive along the beach?
 
2013-01-17 11:28:08 AM
Oh, my neighborhood always gets on Fark for the BEST reasons. Last time it was for the hillbillies that were protesting renovations at the local mosque because GROUND ZERO... in SoCal...
 
2013-01-17 11:28:15 AM
nutshell-movies.com
 
2013-01-17 11:30:08 AM

the money is in the banana stand: When will bat violence end!

23 Points for stopping bat violence

1) Assault Bats made of metal are now banned
2) Assault Bats with grips over 10 inches are now banned
3) Research on Bat Violence is now off hold and will be funded
4) Bat Safety courses will be mandatory
....


Nice.
 
2013-01-17 11:30:53 AM
 
2013-01-17 11:32:23 AM
He realized that he's just Bud Fox?
 
2013-01-17 11:32:54 AM
Bats are made for hitting.
 
2013-01-17 11:33:07 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

...is not impressed.
 
2013-01-17 11:34:02 AM
I'm going with Col Mustard, in the park, with a bat
 
2013-01-17 11:37:03 AM

WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!


Notice how the victim in this story isn't dead?
 
2013-01-17 11:38:27 AM
If he'd been carrying a bat, or a bystander had been carrying a bat, this would have been prevented. This means we must encourage everyone carry a bat at all times. And all types of bats must be allowed, for example bats with steel spikes on them.
An on-deck society is a polite society.
 
2013-01-17 11:42:37 AM
well, it sounds like his plan never hatched because he was battened down
 
2013-01-17 11:47:12 AM
Did NAZI that coming...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 11:48:40 AM
He had it coming. Did you see how he was dressed?
 
2013-01-17 11:50:20 AM

browntimmy: WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!

Notice how the victim in this story isn't dead?



That's because California banned high capacity magazines for bats.
 
2013-01-17 11:51:19 AM
Sounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!
 
2013-01-17 11:56:39 AM

hdhale: My money is on jealous husband or boyfriend forced the wife or girlfriend to call her lover and set up the meeting. Much slugging percentage ensued.


I would go with underage girl/father.
 
2013-01-17 11:57:25 AM
Get off my bench
 
2013-01-17 11:57:53 AM
jfivealive

Sounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!

That is what it sounds like to me.
 
2013-01-17 11:58:51 AM

jfivealive: Sounds like someone was responding to a W4M craigslist ad


Sounds a lot more likely than meeting somebody he knew in the middle of a park at 11pm. If it was a jealous husband/boyfriend an arrest would probably already be made as he was conscious when he went to the hospital.
 
2013-01-17 12:00:38 PM
I read the location as TimeCube.

/handle might explain why
 
2013-01-17 12:01:12 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: jfivealive

Sounds like someone was banging someone else's woman!

That is what it sounds like to me.


or... girl in question was 12 and the assailant was her daddy.
 
2013-01-17 12:01:47 PM
This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been walking around by himself in the park after nightfall, the hussy.
 
2013-01-17 12:01:53 PM
Sounds to me like someone either mistreated a woman with an over-protective brother or banged the wrong married chick.

/ if it was about pedo actions or intents, I sincerely doubt he'd have left that park under his own power
 
2013-01-17 12:02:28 PM
I'm betting he was meeting some dude for teh ghey and instead met up with some dude who was into teh ghey bashing.

Maybe trying to hook up with some kid.
 
2013-01-17 12:03:25 PM
Manto T'eo stopped him along the way, told him it was a trap, and then the two went to an online strip club and got lap dances ?
 
2013-01-17 12:04:36 PM

Satanic_Hamster: WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!

In all seriously, he shouldn't have stopped at that park; it was in bat country.


Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
 
2013-01-17 12:06:31 PM

WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!


WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!11!!!1111!ELEVENTY!!!1!
/Obama needs a photo op with said bat
 
2013-01-17 12:08:15 PM
It has been determined the victim was not randomly targeted and it was not a robbery attempt.

He was dipping his pen in someone else's ink...
 
2013-01-17 12:08:33 PM
www.biography.com

Confucius Say: Is good for man to meet woman in park, but is better for man to park meat in woman!
 
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