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(Legal Times)   TSA employee fired for releasing "sensitive" information that he made up   (legaltimes.typepad.com) divider line 10
    More: Unlikely, d.c. circuit court, SSI, United States Department of Justice  
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11254 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 12:01 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-17 11:58:01 AM  
2 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Patdown Redact not available for comment.


That's a stupid rapper name.
2013-01-17 03:43:49 PM  
1 votes:

snocone: StoPPeRmobile: snocone: StoPPeRmobile: vudukungfu: show me: The TSA must be BANNED!

they need to be shut the fark down.
Dont' vote for anyone who thinks it's a good idea.

Ban voting!

Just show me a candidate.
See the problem?

Hence the reason for the ban.

Gotta admit, it is a collosal, obscene waste of money.
Just for show?

1.bp.blogspot.com
/i feel safer
2013-01-17 03:40:49 PM  
1 votes:

Mayhem_2006: 99.998er: Damn, thought I was going to read an article about an agent finding dildos and lube and stuff and ratting the passenger out.

leaving disappointed

In an opaque cloth bag, they find a large knobbly toy, and a note.

"This is my anal toy. I didn't wash it after I last used it."


That and a smidgen of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) should do the trick.
2013-01-17 03:26:07 PM  
1 votes:

99.998er: Damn, thought I was going to read an article about an agent finding dildos and lube and stuff and ratting the passenger out.

leaving disappointed


In an opaque cloth bag, they find a large knobbly toy, and a note.

"This is my anal toy. I didn't wash it after I last used it."
2013-01-17 02:56:35 PM  
1 votes:
The TSA will have you jailed for a bottle of water, why wouldn't they fire someone for disclosing Top Secreted exaggerations?
2013-01-17 12:20:27 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Nothing To See Here: Patdown Redact not available for comment.

That's a stupid rapper name.


Not a bad Nom de Plume for a writer though.
2013-01-17 12:14:05 PM  
1 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: FTA: "A federal agent shouldn't be allowed to get around the restrictions on the disclosure of sensitive security information "by adjusting the figures to introduce inaccuracies," DOJ lawyers said.

Lacson's proposed 'inaccuracy' exception, according to DOJ, "would provide a means of circumventing the SSI regulations that would seriously undermine their efficacy."

If TSA "guarded against the unauthorized disclosure of only absolute truths, its failure to prevent the disclosure of falsehoods could, in certain contexts, reveal SSI by implication," DOJ lawyers said."

Therefore, we will prosecute you if you say ANYTHING, because otherwise we would give away our secrets. Or, they simply ignore everything, which would give exactly the same amount of information away. The security bozos still reign supreme in DC.


We can neither confirm nor deny this sentiment.
2013-01-17 12:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
Well at least he didn't make up a girlfriend or anything really serious.
2013-01-17 12:08:15 PM  
1 votes:
So, of all things a TSA agent does and gets away with, this one gets fired for releasing fabricated information.....?

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"Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!"
2013-01-17 11:33:40 AM  
1 votes:
Patdown Redact not available for comment.
 
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