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(Yahoo)   $4,000 golden vibrator stolen in armed Brazil heist has police buzzing   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 7
    More: Strange, Brasilia  
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8096 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 12:12 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-17 12:12:15 PM  
3 votes:
Opens box!

*gasps*

A a golden vibrator!

Yippie, I get to see Willa Wanka's Fudge Factory!

Cause I got a golden dingdong!

*breaks into song and dance*

I never had a chance to shine!
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly this schlong of mine
What an amazing thing!

The world around me is abuzz
like an elevator trip to Mars!
This golden shiny realistic schlong
is my ticket to the stars!

'Cause I've got a golden dingdong!
2013-01-17 11:34:46 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like some invented an artificial way to come into money.
2013-01-17 06:24:21 PM  
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning:
images.allocine.fr
2013-01-17 04:41:47 PM  
1 votes:
Au... My... God!!!
2013-01-17 12:32:39 PM  
1 votes:

brap: Opens box!...


i36.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 12:00:27 PM  
1 votes:
Spending that much money on a vibrator sounds like a dildon't.


/but seriously folks...
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:43:56 AM  
1 votes:
Gold plated?  Sounds like a cold case.
 
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