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(Buzzfeed)   Screw gun control. Here are 25 problems the government desperately need to fix in 2013   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 141
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2013-01-17 01:11:03 PM  

Shazam999: I'm always curious about the people on here that have, like, thousands of approved links. Makes me wonder.


Worst "Stairway" filk ever.
 
2013-01-17 01:14:01 PM  
well, last time i brought up squeeze top mayo and mustard... (two evils this world need not stand any longer)

now i think it's people who use the word hipster for any one who has any interest in anything. this really needs to stop. the word has lost all meaning. without meaning there is no way to ironically satirize the word, in which case their is no way to be a hipster ironically before it's cool
 
2013-01-17 01:16:45 PM  
The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016.
 
2013-01-17 01:18:26 PM  
Trying to picture Andy Rooney "operating" a pistachio.
 
2013-01-17 01:18:31 PM  

NightOwl2255: The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016.


Why?   Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
 
2013-01-17 01:21:28 PM  
Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.



Let's see pictures first, then I may consider it.
 
2013-01-17 01:22:12 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
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They're dangerous. That guy is putting up a new wall in his basement to hide some bodies.
 
2013-01-17 01:25:05 PM  
How many times do we have to see this damned article?
 
2013-01-17 01:26:16 PM  

NightOwl2255: The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016 libertards destoying our country.


more like it!
 
2013-01-17 01:28:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 01:30:38 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: How many times do we have to see this damned article?


Until you cry rape.
 
2013-01-17 01:34:02 PM  
Noun verb agreement?
 
2013-01-17 01:34:35 PM  
Rape!
 
2013-01-17 01:34:42 PM  
I just submitted a link that shows the guy in connecticut did not use an assault style rifle...in particular an AR-15. He only used handguns.....this whole thing has been an Fing lie by the media. Green light it already.
 
2013-01-17 01:37:07 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
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Look at the size of that magazine!
 
2013-01-17 01:45:28 PM  

Shazam999: Lionel Mandrake: Shazam999: Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.

Maybe you're not paying as well.

I'm always curious about the people on here that have, like, thousands of approved links. Makes me wonder.


They're unemployed. Or retired.
 
2013-01-17 01:51:42 PM  
Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.
 
2013-01-17 01:58:39 PM  
This article gets better and better every time I read it. I'm REALLY starting to get worked up about that empty pizza roll.
 
2013-01-17 02:00:18 PM  
"Remind Buzzfeed that it is not a legitimate news outlet" conspicuously absent.
 
2013-01-17 02:00:59 PM  

codenamewizard: Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.


How many threads are you going to post your BS in? A link to right-wing site linking to a month old NBC story.

I see your ilk are getting desperate.
 
2013-01-17 02:01:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 02:02:14 PM  
 
2013-01-17 02:11:41 PM  

codenamewizard: Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.


I'll just keep my FAL thanks... no ARs around here....
 
2013-01-17 02:12:35 PM  
No. 5

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

This works for me:

isitahouseyet.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 02:20:23 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 02:22:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 02:24:40 PM  
Pete and Repeat walk into a bar ....
 
2013-01-17 02:37:10 PM  

jaylectricity: This is one of those jokes that is funny, then stupid, then funny again. We're entering stupid. Stupid will last a couple weeks.


Ban jokes!

Anyone mention the repeat?
 
2013-01-17 02:42:23 PM  

neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

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So, you've never been to Reddit.


I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is
 
2013-01-17 02:47:26 PM  
redsquirrel.files.wordpress.com

It's funny til the squirrel dies from starvation.
 
2013-01-17 02:57:22 PM  
I guess I missed this before?

Could someone explain #16? What am I missing?
 
2013-01-17 02:59:53 PM  

lokisbong: neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.

I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 02:59:59 PM  
>Screw gun control. Here are 25 problems the government desperately need to fix in 2013
>government desperately need
>government need
>British plural/singular confusion
>American website

No.
 
2013-01-17 03:01:05 PM  
Where's the guy who rages so hard he pisses on himself about Buzzfeed links?
 
2013-01-17 03:05:17 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
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Came for this.
 
2013-01-17 03:06:04 PM  

Diogenes: And the first repeat even mocked repeats:

25 everyday problems that desperately need to be solved in 2013. FARK headline repeats notoriously absent


That's why they keep greenlighting it
 
2013-01-17 03:10:02 PM  
To fix #1: use aluminum baking cups.

/you're welcome.
 
2013-01-17 03:10:49 PM  
Too right. I don't understand why the government doesn't force Microsoft to DO SOMETHING about #20! C'mon, STEM here people, is it so farking hard to make a decently-stocked dictionary?!
 
2013-01-17 03:12:48 PM  

lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th


This gun control business reminds me of flag burning. Gets us arguing about nonsense while they rob us blind.
 
2013-01-17 03:19:45 PM  

Deep Contact: This gun control business reminds me of flag burning. Gets us arguing about nonsense while they rob us blind.


You stopped getting outraged over drone strikes on civilians. We had to do something.
 
2013-01-17 03:20:36 PM  
I really like Buzzfeed
 
2013-01-17 03:26:14 PM  
White people problems.
 
2013-01-17 03:26:20 PM  
Obama is only interested in "fixing" things if he can use children as a prop for his snake-oil sales pitch. It doesn't seem to matter if the kids in question are dead or alive, but he MUST. HAVE. CHILDREN. It makes me wonder metaphorically if Chris Hanson needs to have a talk with him.
 
2013-01-17 03:28:22 PM  
Why does everything have to suck?
 
2013-01-17 03:32:25 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: lokisbong: neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.

I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is

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The only thing more annoying than redditors are redditors on Fark complaining about Fark. Bonus points if they pay for TotalFark. Ultra bonus points if they pronounce it "READ-it" in the real world.

Also, I'm loving the repost theme. Can the entire mainpage be reposts of this article on February 2?
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 03:32:49 PM  
Fark, it's like Reddit, two days later.
 
2013-01-17 03:32:55 PM  
Name one problem that the government hasn't made worse. The problem is that politicians don't approach problems from the standpoint of how to best fix them. They approach problems from the standpoint of how can I use it to stay in power, and how can i use it to enrich myself.
 
2013-01-17 03:40:54 PM  

SkunkWerks: Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
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Came for this.


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Man, shiat. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a [redacted] plenty of days, man. Motherfarkers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. Big joints, though... Big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "fark it." I'm gonna go with this right here, man. How much do I owe you?
 
2013-01-17 03:50:04 PM  

Jesus built my hybrid: Name one problem that the government hasn't made worse.


P ? NP. That problem hasn't gotten worse as far as we know.

And solar flares. I don't think the government did that.
 
2013-01-17 04:21:48 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
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