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(Buzzfeed)   Screw gun control. Here are 25 problems the government desperately need to fix in 2013   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 141
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2013-01-17 11:13:20 AM  
Really? A Third time?
 
2013-01-17 11:14:41 AM  
Fourth.
 
2013-01-17 11:16:34 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 11:27:04 AM  
Is this the third time this article has gone green? Anyway, wrap the cord in the other direction, you autistic fark
 
2013-01-17 11:34:07 AM  
Relax guys, I reported the link as a repeat.
 
2013-01-17 11:55:38 AM  
What I'd like is some sort of solution to repeating Fark threads.   Perhaps that should be 26 on the list.  27 would be the same joke be used over and over.  28 is asshats who point this out.
 
2013-01-17 11:56:04 AM  
And the first repeat even mocked repeats:

25 everyday problems that desperately need to be solved in 2013. FARK headline repeats notoriously absent
 
2013-01-17 12:00:21 PM  
This is one of those jokes that is funny, then stupid, then funny again. We're entering stupid. Stupid will last a couple weeks.
 
2013-01-17 12:03:49 PM  
Ohhhhh, I see what this is.

Tollmod wanted this to be a gun control shoutfest, that's why new headline went green.
 
2013-01-17 12:12:53 PM  
26. Nationalize Buzzfeed and dismantle it.
 
2013-01-17 12:14:02 PM  
Gosh this seems like Deja Vu. It's like yesterday all over again.. I love getting a free day!
 
2013-01-17 12:19:39 PM  
Now I know exactly how Bill Murray felt in Groundhog Day.
 
2013-01-17 12:19:45 PM  
It's not even February 2, yet, subby. :/
 
2013-01-17 12:20:43 PM  
notthisshiatagain.jpg
 
2013-01-17 12:20:52 PM  
If my understanding is correct, the link and this thread is full of first world problems.
 
2013-01-17 12:21:05 PM  
I'm loling @ the repeat
 
2013-01-17 12:21:14 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 12:22:26 PM  
Threepeat?
 
2013-01-17 12:22:44 PM  
two days ago: "Oh another stupid Buzzefeed "article"
yesterday: "Ha. I see what you did there, modmins."
today: "Ok, I get it. Can we stop now?"
tomorrow: "How much longer are you going to keep this crap up?"
 
2013-01-17 12:24:22 PM  
It's Groundhog Day!
 
2013-01-17 12:24:29 PM  
Obviously if they would just regulate the amount of muffin a wrapper can hold, breakfast would be much safer
 
2013-01-17 12:25:41 PM  
I can get behind #18. Too much bread in my meat sandwich is a travesty.
 
2013-01-17 12:26:29 PM  
Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.
 
2013-01-17 12:26:37 PM  
Holy shiat, I can't get one headline approved, and this story gets 3 or 4 different ones?
 
2013-01-17 12:26:38 PM  
Whats buzzfeed paying you again, drew?
 
2013-01-17 12:29:11 PM  
Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 12:29:22 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th
 
2013-01-17 12:30:02 PM  
Trollollollloll aside, this linked URL is a good lesson to frustrated Farkers that keep getting beaten to the punch on submissions. Add that little "?thatsthejoke" (or any ? statement) argument at the end of your link and you get a new lease on life, getting red-lighted.
 
2013-01-17 12:30:20 PM  
Hey modmins, check out that link to The Onion's article about the 5 best dresses at the Golden Globes.  That's how you do it.

This is just stupid.

And a lot of people are tired of buzzfeed, so you might want to reign it back a little bit rather than doubling down.
 
2013-01-17 12:31:47 PM  

lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th


I like the FreedomEagle, it's a nice touch.

Shouldn't he be crying because 0bama's killing him?
 
2013-01-17 12:33:30 PM  

DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 12:33:52 PM  
Repeat frog says: " REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT"
 
2013-01-17 12:37:15 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

I like the FreedomEagle, it's a nice touch.

Shouldn't he be crying because 0bama's killing him?


Crying eagle aside; maybe, if we were to figure out a way not include millions of dollars of pork in every bill; maybe we could balance the budget?

/ a good example is the hurricane sandy relief bill; it got held up on both sides because of pork
 
2013-01-17 12:41:25 PM  
?thatsthejoke

I see what you did there, and it's still not funny.
 
2013-01-17 12:41:41 PM  
When the thing doesn't go down far enough to get the last of the soap:

This one pisses me off too...
 
2013-01-17 12:41:57 PM  
It could be worse. It could be a slide-show.
 
2013-01-17 12:42:51 PM  
Screw gun control. ...

Okay, anyone got any lube?
 
2013-01-17 12:44:35 PM  
Cue the Live Studio Ostrich
 
2013-01-17 12:44:38 PM  

walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]


So, you've never been to Reddit.
 
2013-01-17 12:49:52 PM  
26. repeats
 
2013-01-17 12:55:11 PM  
Don't drive angry.
 
2013-01-17 12:57:09 PM  
Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.
 
2013-01-17 12:57:10 PM  
Should I repeat my comment again? #1 Muffins and cup cakes don't need paper backings. Use edible ones, specifically ice cream cones with flat bottoms.
 
2013-01-17 01:00:52 PM  
19 has a N64 in it. That's worth reposting.
 
2013-01-17 01:01:14 PM  

Shazam999: Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.


Maybe you're not paying as well.
 
2013-01-17 01:02:02 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Shazam999: Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.

Maybe you're not paying as well.


I'm always curious about the people on here that have, like, thousands of approved links. Makes me wonder.
 
2013-01-17 01:05:41 PM  
Now they want to control screw guns?
 
2013-01-17 01:08:15 PM  
i619.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 01:09:53 PM  
Here's some things to fix:

Drivers switching lanes constantly with no turn signal.
Folks buying lotto tickets at a convenience store and holding up the line.
Enforce noise ordinances, which should include excessive yelling at you 5 kids while walking downtown.

/Get off my lawn
 
2013-01-17 01:10:37 PM  
Hey, this reminds me of an article that had a list of 25 problems that the government should really be working on this year. Anyone have a link to it?
 
2013-01-17 01:11:03 PM  

Shazam999: I'm always curious about the people on here that have, like, thousands of approved links. Makes me wonder.


Worst "Stairway" filk ever.
 
2013-01-17 01:14:01 PM  
well, last time i brought up squeeze top mayo and mustard... (two evils this world need not stand any longer)

now i think it's people who use the word hipster for any one who has any interest in anything. this really needs to stop. the word has lost all meaning. without meaning there is no way to ironically satirize the word, in which case their is no way to be a hipster ironically before it's cool
 
2013-01-17 01:16:45 PM  
The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016.
 
2013-01-17 01:18:26 PM  
Trying to picture Andy Rooney "operating" a pistachio.
 
2013-01-17 01:18:31 PM  

NightOwl2255: The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016.


Why?   Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
 
2013-01-17 01:21:28 PM  
Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.



Let's see pictures first, then I may consider it.
 
2013-01-17 01:22:12 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 202x249]


They're dangerous. That guy is putting up a new wall in his basement to hide some bodies.
 
2013-01-17 01:25:05 PM  
How many times do we have to see this damned article?
 
2013-01-17 01:26:16 PM  

NightOwl2255: The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016 libertards destoying our country.


more like it!
 
2013-01-17 01:28:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 01:30:38 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: How many times do we have to see this damned article?


Until you cry rape.
 
2013-01-17 01:34:02 PM  
Noun verb agreement?
 
2013-01-17 01:34:35 PM  
Rape!
 
2013-01-17 01:34:42 PM  
I just submitted a link that shows the guy in connecticut did not use an assault style rifle...in particular an AR-15. He only used handguns.....this whole thing has been an Fing lie by the media. Green light it already.
 
2013-01-17 01:37:07 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 202x249]


Look at the size of that magazine!
 
2013-01-17 01:45:28 PM  

Shazam999: Lionel Mandrake: Shazam999: Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.

Maybe you're not paying as well.

I'm always curious about the people on here that have, like, thousands of approved links. Makes me wonder.


They're unemployed. Or retired.
 
2013-01-17 01:51:42 PM  
Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.
 
2013-01-17 01:58:39 PM  
This article gets better and better every time I read it. I'm REALLY starting to get worked up about that empty pizza roll.
 
2013-01-17 02:00:18 PM  
"Remind Buzzfeed that it is not a legitimate news outlet" conspicuously absent.
 
2013-01-17 02:00:59 PM  

codenamewizard: Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.


How many threads are you going to post your BS in? A link to right-wing site linking to a month old NBC story.

I see your ilk are getting desperate.
 
2013-01-17 02:01:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 02:02:14 PM  
 
2013-01-17 02:11:41 PM  

codenamewizard: Shooter only used handguns source=NBC

NBC news.

So much for assault wepons are evil. Now we can get rid of handguns....ARs for everyone.


I'll just keep my FAL thanks... no ARs around here....
 
2013-01-17 02:12:35 PM  
No. 5

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

This works for me:

isitahouseyet.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 02:20:23 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 02:22:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 02:24:40 PM  
Pete and Repeat walk into a bar ....
 
2013-01-17 02:37:10 PM  

jaylectricity: This is one of those jokes that is funny, then stupid, then funny again. We're entering stupid. Stupid will last a couple weeks.


Ban jokes!

Anyone mention the repeat?
 
2013-01-17 02:42:23 PM  

neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.


I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is
 
2013-01-17 02:47:26 PM  
redsquirrel.files.wordpress.com

It's funny til the squirrel dies from starvation.
 
2013-01-17 02:57:22 PM  
I guess I missed this before?

Could someone explain #16? What am I missing?
 
2013-01-17 02:59:53 PM  

lokisbong: neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.

I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 02:59:59 PM  
>Screw gun control. Here are 25 problems the government desperately need to fix in 2013
>government desperately need
>government need
>British plural/singular confusion
>American website

No.
 
2013-01-17 03:01:05 PM  
Where's the guy who rages so hard he pisses on himself about Buzzfeed links?
 
2013-01-17 03:05:17 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


Came for this.
 
2013-01-17 03:06:04 PM  

Diogenes: And the first repeat even mocked repeats:

25 everyday problems that desperately need to be solved in 2013. FARK headline repeats notoriously absent


That's why they keep greenlighting it
 
2013-01-17 03:10:02 PM  
To fix #1: use aluminum baking cups.

/you're welcome.
 
2013-01-17 03:10:49 PM  
Too right. I don't understand why the government doesn't force Microsoft to DO SOMETHING about #20! C'mon, STEM here people, is it so farking hard to make a decently-stocked dictionary?!
 
2013-01-17 03:12:48 PM  

lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th


This gun control business reminds me of flag burning. Gets us arguing about nonsense while they rob us blind.
 
2013-01-17 03:19:45 PM  

Deep Contact: This gun control business reminds me of flag burning. Gets us arguing about nonsense while they rob us blind.


You stopped getting outraged over drone strikes on civilians. We had to do something.
 
2013-01-17 03:20:36 PM  
I really like Buzzfeed
 
2013-01-17 03:26:14 PM  
White people problems.
 
2013-01-17 03:26:20 PM  
Obama is only interested in "fixing" things if he can use children as a prop for his snake-oil sales pitch. It doesn't seem to matter if the kids in question are dead or alive, but he MUST. HAVE. CHILDREN. It makes me wonder metaphorically if Chris Hanson needs to have a talk with him.
 
2013-01-17 03:28:22 PM  
Why does everything have to suck?
 
2013-01-17 03:32:25 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: lokisbong: neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.

I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is

[t1.gstatic.com image 200x200]


The only thing more annoying than redditors are redditors on Fark complaining about Fark. Bonus points if they pay for TotalFark. Ultra bonus points if they pronounce it "READ-it" in the real world.

Also, I'm loving the repost theme. Can the entire mainpage be reposts of this article on February 2?
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 03:32:49 PM  
Fark, it's like Reddit, two days later.
 
2013-01-17 03:32:55 PM  
Name one problem that the government hasn't made worse. The problem is that politicians don't approach problems from the standpoint of how to best fix them. They approach problems from the standpoint of how can I use it to stay in power, and how can i use it to enrich myself.
 
2013-01-17 03:40:54 PM  

SkunkWerks: Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 202x249]

Came for this.


cdn2.sbnation.com
Man, shiat. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a [redacted] plenty of days, man. Motherfarkers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. Big joints, though... Big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "fark it." I'm gonna go with this right here, man. How much do I owe you?
 
2013-01-17 03:50:04 PM  

Jesus built my hybrid: Name one problem that the government hasn't made worse.


P ? NP. That problem hasn't gotten worse as far as we know.

And solar flares. I don't think the government did that.
 
2013-01-17 04:21:48 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-17 04:24:32 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 04:27:00 PM  

lokisbong: neversubmit: walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]

So, you've never been to Reddit.

I have and it sucked worse than the repetes here do. the list here was mostly stupid but not as stupid as Reddits layout is


I believe that was the joke.

/fffffffuuuuuuuuu
 
2013-01-17 04:27:23 PM  

I drunk what: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 768x432]


lol
 
2013-01-17 04:33:58 PM  

iheartscotch: Lionel Mandrake: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

I like the FreedomEagle, it's a nice touch.

Shouldn't he be crying because 0bama's killing him?

Crying eagle aside; maybe, if we were to figure out a way not include millions of dollars of pork in every bill; maybe we could balance the budget?

/ a good example is the hurricane sandy relief bill; it got held up on both sides because of pork


You elect a congresscritter to bring money back to your district. Pork = money going to other districts... You have 535 people that want a merit badge for securing funding, no matter what they say about "out of control spending."
 
2013-01-17 04:38:24 PM  

lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th


thats not a photo.
 
2013-01-17 04:45:33 PM  

stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.


This is not a post.
 
2013-01-17 04:53:46 PM  
Where is YOUR GOD NOW?
 
2013-01-17 05:14:33 PM  

NightOwl2255: The #1 problem that needs to be fixed is Repubthugs shameless attempts at insuring they win the presidency in 2016.


Nope nobody saw this one coming- uh-uh. Care to show your work or does this shiat spontaenously erupt out of your face.

Elections are over for a while- give it a rest.
 
2013-01-17 05:30:06 PM  
The #1 problem that needs to be fixed:

people need to stop putting the ice cream on the same plate as the pie! you're ruining everything!
 
2013-01-17 05:49:27 PM  

UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.


This is not a Reply.
 
2013-01-17 05:53:00 PM  
buzzfeed, with sweat and dead man's balls
 
2013-01-17 05:57:03 PM  
imageshack.us

Nailed It !
 
2013-01-17 05:59:59 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: What I'd like is some sort of solution to repeating Fark threads.


One modmin forced to work 24/7 forever.
 
2013-01-17 06:03:45 PM  

edmo: I_Am_Weasel: What I'd like is some sort of solution to repeating Fark threads.

One modmin forced to work 24/7 forever.


Or some kind of a magic machine that can run software programs that search for common words and subjects. Maybe in the future.
 
2013-01-17 06:09:37 PM  

Vector R: Too right. I don't understand why the government doesn't force Microsoft to DO SOMETHING about #20! C'mon, STEM here people, is it so farking hard to make a decently-stocked dictionary?!


right click-->add to dictionary
 
2013-01-17 06:10:42 PM  

Nothing To See Here: UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.

This is not a Reply.


That was a reply, but this is not a post.

www.amtim.com

Nor is this ;)
 
2013-01-17 06:11:20 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: edmo: I_Am_Weasel: What I'd like is some sort of solution to repeating Fark threads.

One modmin forced to work 24/7 forever.

Or some kind of a magic machine that can run software programs that search for common words and subjects. Maybe in the future.


or maybe the admins could, just, you know, read Fark?
 
2013-01-17 06:28:25 PM  
Screw this - already solved those "problems" for that damned nancy-boy in the Boobies.
 
2013-01-17 06:33:51 PM  
Stupid article is stupid!!!
Buzzfeed at least puts the list on a single page!!
Unlike some sites that split up a five item list onto two pages!
 
2013-01-17 06:40:39 PM  

Marcintosh: Where is YOUR GOD NOW?


Dead. I accidentally ran over Him in my iron chariot.

Sorry.
 
2013-01-17 06:46:37 PM  

UsikFark: Nothing To See Here: UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.

This is not a Reply.

That was a reply, but this is not a post.

[www.amtim.com image 250x166]

Nor is this ;)


This is not a troll.
 
2013-01-17 06:48:09 PM  

lumiere: UsikFark: Nothing To See Here: UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.

This is not a Reply.

That was a reply, but this is not a post.

[www.amtim.com image 250x166]

Nor is this ;)

This is not a troll.


This is not my beautiful house.

This is not my beautiful wife.
 
2013-01-17 06:53:36 PM  
Medicare
Medicaid
Social Security
TANF
WIC

...and the top 20 other programs that are designed to reward parasitic losers for being stupid and lazy by taking my money from me, and giving it to them.
 
2013-01-17 06:59:48 PM  

Grandemadaca: Subby, why do we need screw-gun control?
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 202x249]


Well lemme tell you, bud. You relax your wrist half a second before you relax your index finger and BOOM! Sprained wrist*. That's money right out of Uncle Sam's pocket in the form of lost wages and productivity.

* NOTE: not a masturbation joke

/masturbation joke
 
2013-01-17 07:02:36 PM  

SevenizGud: Medicare
Medicaid
Social Security
TANF
WIC

...and the top 20 other programs that are designed to reward parasitic losers for being stupid and lazy by taking my money from me, and giving it to them.


Yeah because fark those old people who have paid into the system for most of their lives right?

How bout this. Go fark yourself troll.
 
2013-01-17 07:06:18 PM  

Jackson Herring: Is this the third time this article has gone green? Anyway, wrap the cord in the other direction, you autistic fark


An Autistic would have figured it out.

/issues much?
 
2013-01-17 07:14:53 PM  

SevenizGud: Medicare
Medicaid
Social Security
TANF
WIC

...and the top 20 other programs that are designed to reward parasitic losers for being stupid and lazy by taking my money from me, and giving it to them.


You might as well hold a sign up which reads "I'M AN IDIOT - I POST POLITICALLY IRRELEVANT DRIVEL IN NON-POLITICAL THREADS FOR ATTENTION! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!"

Sheesh. There's always one.
 
2013-01-17 07:19:43 PM  

cretinbob: Vector R: Too right. I don't understand why the government doesn't force Microsoft to DO SOMETHING about #20! C'mon, STEM here people, is it so farking hard to make a decently-stocked dictionary?!

right click-->add to dictionary


Oh, I know. But why do I have to do that in the first place? Certainly the existence of things like mitochondria are already assured, and thus the word can be added?

/That was already a word according to Firefox's spellcheck! :D
 
2013-01-17 09:06:00 PM  

bingo the psych-o: lumiere: UsikFark: Nothing To See Here: UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.

This is not a Reply.

That was a reply, but this is not a post.

[www.amtim.com image 250x166]

Nor is this ;)

This is not a troll.

This is not my beautiful house.

This is not my beautiful wife.


This is not my beautiful house.
 
2013-01-17 09:07:19 PM  

Nothing To See Here: bingo the psych-o: lumiere: UsikFark: Nothing To See Here: UsikFark: stampylives: lumiere: [pbs.twimg.com image 500x500]

/last photo I re-tweeted on Twitter on January 9th

thats not a photo.

This is not a post.

This is not a Reply.

That was a reply, but this is not a post.

[www.amtim.com image 250x166]

Nor is this ;)

This is not a troll.

This is not my beautiful house.

This is not my beautiful wife.

.


This is not my autocorrect's fault.
 
2013-01-17 09:25:59 PM  

walkerhound: DubyaHater: Haven't we done this already? fark it, I'm going to Reddit. They never have these problems.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]


haha

//this link was new to me AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
 
2013-01-17 09:33:00 PM  
The powers-that-be at Fark are usually pretty good about pulling repeats. So I'm questioning whether this is in fact a repeat.
 
2013-01-17 11:20:34 PM  
1. Stop any and all immigration and deport those here illegally.
2. Cut any and all Fed depts. and programs put in place since 1964.
3. Outlaw AIPAC and classify any and all Jewish group or groups as subversive enemies of the state, including the media.
4. Outlaw 'no-fault' divorce and child support to restore marriage and put an end to fatherlesness.
5. Make owning an assualt rifle a requirement for the protection of the US against foreign and domestic enemies.
6. As of January the sixteenth two thousand and thirteen, no law shall be introduced before congress to infringe upon the rights of those who wish to speak freely on the interweb.
 
2013-01-18 01:29:20 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Relax guys, I reported the link as a repeat.


fat lot of good it did
 
2013-01-18 02:48:07 AM  
Some things I'd like fixed:

People at the grocery store who take five minutes to pick out a spaghetti sauce.
Drivers who tailgate when you're already 5-10 mph over the speed limit, then cut you off, then slow down to under the speed limit. All without a turn signal.
Junk mail.
 
2013-01-18 03:53:03 AM  
All I see are fark mods with beers laughing at all of you complaining about it being a repeat.
 
2013-01-18 04:32:02 AM  

Shazam999: Wow, I submit something actually interesting and shiat like this fluff gets greenlit four times.

fark me.


I think the modmins need to dial back on the cocaine, Krystal, and strippers.
 
2013-01-18 05:41:30 AM  
#1) Elimination of BuzzFeed
 
2013-01-18 09:43:22 AM  
this is not a song
 
2013-01-18 10:45:20 AM  
This is not the last post.
 
2013-01-18 11:07:30 AM  

Nothing To See Here: This is not the last post.


You're right about that.
 
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