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(Grind TV)   Beach research reveals that Autralians have tiny cockles. Maybe the water was just cold   (grindtv.com) divider line 9
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2013-01-17 11:03:08 AM  
Autralians?

So we're supposed to call them Autries now?
 
2013-01-17 11:22:28 AM  
So did things retract to their sub-cockle region?

Maybe the liver... Maybe the kidneys? Maybe even the colon.. we don't know.
 
2013-01-17 12:12:02 PM  
Autralians al le u reoice
Fo we ar yong an fre
We'e glden sil an welth fo tol
Or hme i grt b se
Or lnd abonds wth nture's gfts
O bauty rch an rre
I histry's pge le evry stge
Avance Autralia Far!
I jyful strins thn le u sng
Avance Autralia Far!

Bneath or raiant Southen Coss
We'l tol wth hart an han
T mke ths Cmmnwalth o ors
Renwned o al th lans
T thse wh cme aross th se
We'e bondless plans t shre
I curage lt u al cmbine
T Avance Autralia Far!
I jyful strins thn le u sng
Avance Autralia Far!
 
2013-01-17 12:57:00 PM  
Cikey!
 
2013-01-17 03:06:29 PM  
Put another shrimp in Barbie...
 
2013-01-17 03:17:25 PM  
Is Autralia near Autria ?
 
2013-01-17 03:53:52 PM  
hrinkage??
 
2013-01-17 10:35:50 PM  
Goldtralians?
 
2013-01-18 03:23:50 AM  

Paris1127: Autralians al le u reoice
Fo we ar yong an fre
We'e glden sil an welth fo tol
Or hme i grt b se
Or lnd abonds wth nture's gfts
O bauty rch an rre
I histry's pge le evry stge
Avance Autralia Far!
I jyful strins thn le u sng
Avance Autralia Far!

Bneath or raiant Southen Coss
We'l tol wth hart an han
T mke ths Cmmnwalth o ors
Renwned o al th lans
T thse wh cme aross th se
We'e bondless plans t shre
I curage lt u al cmbine
T Avance Autralia Far!
I jyful strins thn le u sng
Avance Autralia Far!


Are you hanging out with Kiwis? We - usually - pronounce our vowels and we never sing the second verse.

/And you gotta love a anthem with "girt" in it.
 
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