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(CBS New York)   Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia says he met Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, in person in 2011 - before she started allegedly dating Te'o - and that Mauia and Kekua became friends and Mauia was close to Kekua's family   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 88
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2013-01-17 08:58:44 AM
18 votes:
Tim Tebow talks to his imaginary father all the time and no one says a word but Manti Te'o has one imaginary dead girlfriend and everyone flips their shiat.
2013-01-17 10:06:01 AM
12 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-17 11:04:10 AM
9 votes:
soonerpsycho.com
2013-01-17 09:20:50 AM
7 votes:
Over the years I have had to take off work to attend the funerals of seventeen grandmothers.

/They were real to me.
2013-01-17 02:23:31 PM
6 votes:
i63.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 09:42:37 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-17 08:51:00 AM
5 votes:
This is gonna be a hilarious 30 For 30 some day.
2013-01-17 11:32:44 AM
4 votes:
Clint Eastwood met her too!
www.poynter.org
2013-01-17 10:39:34 AM
4 votes:
all this discussion of Samoa has reminded me to buy girl scout cookies.
2013-01-17 10:32:31 AM
4 votes:
I'm not dumb, but I can't understand,
Why she tweets like a woman but talks like a man,
Oh my Lennay. La-La-La-La-Lennay.
2013-01-17 09:46:59 AM
4 votes:
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Lennay die at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
2013-01-17 08:55:59 AM
4 votes:
Yeah, but she's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.
2013-01-17 07:29:47 PM
3 votes:
This is awesome

i637.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 12:18:15 PM
3 votes:
Off in the distance, teammates heard rhythmic hash tagging coming from the shower.
2013-01-17 10:42:31 AM
3 votes:
is100.imagesocket.com

2013-01-17 09:36:02 AM
3 votes:
Obligatory Nosuch Dame pun.
2013-01-17 09:11:39 AM
3 votes:
The girlfriend, much like ND's football prowess, is fake?
2013-01-17 09:04:45 AM
3 votes:

LDM90: Pa pa ooo mau mau pa pa ooo...


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I must fight this...  must...  fight...  it...
2013-01-17 09:03:41 AM
3 votes:
I like to think of this whole Manti Te'o story as Sleepless in Seattle meets Fight Club.
2013-01-17 08:58:49 AM
3 votes:
Pa pa ooo mau mau pa pa ooo...
2013-01-17 08:58:26 AM
3 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: What kind of a name is Reagan?


A sainted one, at least on the Politics tab.
2013-01-17 06:29:49 PM
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: She was real, and all of this is an elaborate ruse to cover the fact he murdered her.


Does Glenn Beck have an alibi? Just asking questions.
2013-01-17 06:21:42 PM
2 votes:
She was real, and all of this is an elaborate ruse to cover the fact he murdered her.
2013-01-17 05:32:11 PM
2 votes:
What have I missed?
2013-01-17 12:28:22 PM
2 votes:

srhp29: sigdiamond2000: srhp29: sigdiamond2000: More likely that this "online chatter" doesn't exist.

Well, I saw some of it on Twitter last night. I assume it is what they speak of.

Link

Take from that what you want.

Well that's interesting.

Now there is this...

Link

person behind LennayKay acct claims they are going to release a statement around 11AM...they do not mention a time zone.


OMG she is back from the dead.
2013-01-17 12:15:09 PM
2 votes:
www.pratermedia.com
2013-01-17 11:54:33 AM
2 votes:
I was just talking to my girlfriend about this!!!
images.hollywoodpix.net
2013-01-17 11:44:59 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-17 10:10:22 AM
2 votes:

SlothB77: Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia said he met Lennay Kekua in person during an outreach trip with Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers and others in June 2011.

I am curious if Polamalu was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua.


Shaka, when the walls fell.
2013-01-17 09:13:03 AM
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: If nothing else, these Manti Te'o threads will be good for playing "spot the Notre Dame alums."


Does ND have alums? I thought all ND fans were just mouth breathing assholes who happen to be Catholic, Irish or both.

/Irish Catholic herritage
2013-01-17 09:05:56 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like a job for Diamond Head. We could call it: Code Name: Diamond Head.
2013-01-17 09:05:30 AM
2 votes:
If nothing else, these Manti Te'o threads will be good for playing "spot the Notre Dame alums."
2013-01-17 10:05:49 PM
1 votes:

ShonenBat: Can someone tell me WHY this is news and not an episode of Catfish? Was there a murder? Drug deal? Did I miss something?


Because he was born in the same hospital as Obama. Everyone is just connecting the dots so we can impeach.
2013-01-17 08:36:35 PM
1 votes:
How To Tell If Your Friend's Girlfriend Is Not Real

//If your friend's girlfriend lives through a horrific car crash that leaves her "on the brink of death" and your friend doesn't carve out a day to visit her...

is200.imagesocket.com
2013-01-17 07:09:06 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

I'll never forget that one night, when I was preparing my next game, and we surrendered to temptation...and it was pretty good.
2013-01-17 06:44:54 PM
1 votes:
I don't think you people really understand how delicious cashews are
2013-01-17 05:35:30 PM
1 votes:

Lennay Kekua: What have I missed?


Your funeral.
2013-01-17 05:00:26 PM
1 votes:
Manti Teo doesn't masturbate. He merely strokes the back of his girlfriend's head.
2013-01-17 04:33:20 PM
1 votes:

oh_please: robsul82: CADMonkey79: FraggleStickCar: ExperianScaresCthulhu: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Picture Ims/Netmeetings/Skype video conferencing can be faked in real time. Adult Chat Hos have been using (and perfecting) the technology for like 15 years, man. A phone call don't mean shiat. Meetings don't have to mean shiat. A skype meeting doesn't mean shiat either.

I think we found Manti Te'o's Fark handle

Your post doesn't mean shiat!

This whole system doesn't mean shiat!

I'm out of order? YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE STORY IS OUT OF ORDER!


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
2013-01-17 03:20:31 PM
1 votes:
Manti Te'o should talk to Tim Tebow and help him realize his dead boyfriend Jesus was also fake.
2013-01-17 03:11:55 PM
1 votes:

Soonerpsycho: [soonerpsycho.com image 474x350]


That may have been the funniest thing I've seen on Fark in a year.

+eleventy
2013-01-17 03:03:30 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: The Twitter account is fake: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/1/17/3885600/lennaykay-t witter-manti-teo


uhhhhhh...every Twitter account associated with this person who did not exist has been fake by definition.
2013-01-17 02:55:13 PM
1 votes:
L K @LennayKay: Manti Te'o's boyfriend tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios
2013-01-17 02:46:02 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: This is a better story than the actual National Championship game.


Me taking a dump this morning was a better story then the national championship game...
2013-01-17 02:41:47 PM
1 votes:
This is a better story than the actual National Championship game.
2013-01-17 02:39:28 PM
1 votes:

srhp29: Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link


My god this is getting surreal.

I mean, I don't care about this story, but...I still...do?
2013-01-17 02:37:54 PM
1 votes:
L K @LennayKay

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.
2013-01-17 02:34:22 PM
1 votes:
Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link
2013-01-17 02:19:09 PM
1 votes:
Hey, I found all of the missing consonants.

"Chrt zdrhl z Brd. Vtrhl skrz strž v tvrz srn, v čtvrť Krč. Blb! Prskl, zvrhl smrk, strhl drn, mrskl drn v trs chrp. Zhltl čtvrthrst zrn * skrz krk, pln zrn vsrkl hlt z vln. Chrt brkl, mrkl, zmlkl. Zvlhls?"

/it's czech
2013-01-17 02:18:27 PM
1 votes:
blogs.telegraph.co.uk
I am Lennay Kekua!
2013-01-17 02:15:28 PM
1 votes:

mjones73: Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...


IT WAS FARKING M NIGHT SHAMALYAN!????!?
2013-01-17 02:04:56 PM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: Yeah, but she's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.


I might...what part of Canada is she from? Down town?
2013-01-17 01:50:05 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-17 01:49:29 PM
1 votes:
images.sportsline.com
"I know Manti's girlfriend...She was OC at Georgia Tech with me." - George O'Leary
2013-01-17 01:32:39 PM
1 votes:

srhp29: Never trust a Tuiasosopo...

It is clear that Ronaiah Tuiasosop was in on this if not the leader of this hoax.

Since it has been reported he and Manti are connected in some way, it starts to look like maybe Manti knew the whole time?

Link


These people use too many vowels. They should marry Russians, then the stuff, we might read the stuff.
2013-01-17 12:56:00 PM
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: Was he asking this on the field? Say after a play?

Guy gets tackled, gets up and asks players if they know his girlfriend and if they've seen his baseball.

Puts a new spin on "special" teams.


After the game when they are all shaking hands, usually the Hawaii/Samoans guys get together and say hi, the bible thumpers get together, the hip hopsters say holla holla holla, and the Jew is usually passing out business cards.
2013-01-17 12:50:38 PM
1 votes:
Two things.

1. This story was better back when I thought his first name rhymed with panty.
2. My favorite thing to come out of this generous and hilarious story so far is the Twitter exchange between Trump and Deadspin. Twitter Link
2013-01-17 12:46:45 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: If nothing else, these Manti Te'o threads will be good for playing "spot the Notre Dame alums."


Lando Lincoln: Lost Thought 00: ND canceled the interview with Te'o for today. I guess they still need more time to flesh out their cover story

All of you need to get lives.

2013-01-17 12:36:56 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: ND canceled the interview with Te'o for today. I guess they still need more time to flesh out their cover story


All of you need to get lives.
2013-01-17 12:25:30 PM
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: Off in the distance, teammates heard rhythmic hash tagging coming from the shower.


Nice.
2013-01-17 12:12:27 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: CADMonkey79: Or maybe they are just trying to cover for him.

Yeah, the two NFL who met her are Samoan and the claim is they met her way out at American Samoa IIRC, not in Cali. The Arizona guy and the AZ guy says Polamalu also met her. It will be interesting to see if Troy confirms that, denies that, or just stays the hell away from all this.


All too strange. This is more complex than the Petraeus scandal.
2013-01-17 11:36:34 AM
1 votes:

thecpt: IAmRight: I just find it really odd that everyone always wants to believe the star football player is gay (prior to this, it was Tebow).

Have you met people who hate football? All they do is talk about how "homoerotic" the sport is, like its supposed to strike a nerve or something.


I always giggle, twirl my hair, look dreamy, and sigh "I know" when they pull that shiat, shuts 'em up every time.
2013-01-17 11:25:06 AM
1 votes:
i406.photobucket.com

She is both real and really fake, Papa Moai has spoken from every where at every time.
2013-01-17 11:24:10 AM
1 votes:
The call is coming from inside the house!
2013-01-17 11:13:07 AM
1 votes:
I have a theory now. Tuisasopo (sic, fark that spelling shiat) and Teo had some girl meet Mauia so it would look plausible that Teo had a girlfriend. its an elaborate con to protect Teo from coming out as gay.
2013-01-17 11:11:08 AM
1 votes:

Solid State Vittles: I want it to be known that I farked Lennay Kekua before and after she became famous died.


FTFY
2013-01-17 10:57:53 AM
1 votes:
Manti is gay. The girlfriend was invented so he and his boyfriend could be cute in public on Twitter without actually being public. The death was their breakup. ESPN saw a game coming up in California where his girlfriend would attend and they wanted to put her on TV for Musburger to make creepy comments. Fearing the truth would come out, she had to die.
2013-01-17 10:53:49 AM
1 votes:
I want it to be known that I farked Lennay Kekua before and after she became famous.
2013-01-17 10:50:02 AM
1 votes:
Isn't it kind of weird that Lennay Kekua is like... kind of close to being an anagram of leukemia? Possibly if it was spelled by a poor speller?

itsaconspiracy.png
2013-01-17 10:31:24 AM
1 votes:
I just posted the Deseret News link in the comments on the CBS story and it was moderated and posted--and then deleted. WTF.
2013-01-17 10:27:42 AM
1 votes:
As someone who just went on a date with a girl I met online, I'm getting a kick...
2013-01-17 10:26:51 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Lando Lincoln: This is a really slow news day.

the sad part is, actually it isn't.  there is some hostage crisis in algeria.


Sure there is. I bet Te'o made that stuff up to try to deflect attention.
2013-01-17 10:23:54 AM
1 votes:
Is this kid mentally retarded? How does a grown-ass man - who's attending college (the would suggest a light is at least on up stairs) - claim he is in a relationship with a person he's never met in real life?


He needs to be in those annoying Subway commercials where the dick tease co-workers always steal that desk jockey's sandwich.
2013-01-17 10:22:50 AM
1 votes:
Lennay Kekua sounds like a good name for a Polynesian-style Luscious Jackson tribute band
2013-01-17 10:05:18 AM
1 votes:
I met Lennay Kekua while on vacation one summer in Wyoming. We hit it off right from the start. She was totally hot and all, but she had another side to her...

She was a very kinky girl. The kind you don't take home to mother. She was into anal, but ONLY if her pet chicken, Waldo, could watch. Then there was the time we got kicked off the Seattle Space Needle for porking in the elevator. And I don't think I can post the details here about the three-way between me, her, and her roommate, Velma from Scooby-Doo, except to say that, yes, waffles were indeed involved.

Eventually, I had to go home, and we went our separate ways. I will never forget Lennay and that awesome week we had together in Colorado Springs. That summer in '69 made me the man I am today. :-)
2013-01-17 10:04:48 AM
1 votes:
bitchujusmad.com

got nuthin'
2013-01-17 09:48:48 AM
1 votes:
stuffpoint.com
2013-01-17 09:43:39 AM
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Bartleby the Scrivener: Word on Pittsburgh radio was that Polamau was somehow involved, but it's not clear if he was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua. There might be some sort of relationship between Polamalu and Te'o, but that does not mean that Polamalu had any information about Maiua or Kekua. It's unfortunate that we cannot ask Seau about the relationships between Polamua, Te'o, Mauai and Kekua, so we may have to ask Manu Tuiasosopo or Tui Alailefaleula.

Thanks for consonant-overload headache.


Vowel. Vowel overload.
2013-01-17 09:42:46 AM
1 votes:

Bartleby the Scrivener: Word on Pittsburgh radio was that Polamau was somehow involved, but it's not clear if he was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua. There might be some sort of relationship between Polamalu and Te'o, but that does not mean that Polamalu had any information about Maiua or Kekua. It's unfortunate that we cannot ask Seau about the relationships between Polamua, Te'o, Mauai and Kekua, so we may have to ask Manu Tuiasosopo or Tui Alailefaleula.


Thanks for consonant-overload headache.
2013-01-17 09:40:42 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia said he met Lennay Kekua in person during an outreach trip with Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers and others in June 2011.

I am curious if Polamalu was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua.


Word on Pittsburgh radio was that Polamau was somehow involved, but it's not clear if he was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua. There might be some sort of relationship between Polamalu and Te'o, but that does not mean that Polamalu had any information about Maiua or Kekua. It's unfortunate that we cannot ask Seau about the relationships between Polamua, Te'o, Mauai and Kekua, so we may have to ask Manu Tuiasosopo or Tui Alailefaleula.
2013-01-17 09:34:22 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: SlothB77: DamnYankees: Also, the idea he's a dupe is just not plausible. We live in the age of Skype and Facetime. He never did a video chat with this person? Please.

We know many football players aren't that bright, but I wonder what his grades were at Notre Dame.  For non-football players, the academics there are rigorous.  Like, can the kid get a 3.0 at Notre Dame, but not figure out his g/f isn't real?  That doesn't compute with me.

There are plenty of smart people that get taken like this. I'm not saying he is one of them, but it isn't that uncommon. Getting taken like this often has more to do with naivety than with smarts.


He'll fall for the play action fake every single time if he's that naive.
2013-01-17 09:28:11 AM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: If this lasted a month, maybe 2 months, I could see him just being duped. But several years? No way in hell


Exactly.

Let's say Mauia is right, and there is some woman out there scamming these Samoan football players...or even the Tuiososopa kid is involved in it.  This went on for 4 years.  At some point, you have to wonder where the "relationship" was heading, right?  So either Te'o knew at some point it was a hoax, and ran with it, or he was just flat out dubbed for 4 years...which makes him the meme of all memes.

But I still stick with my initial thought, the gay guy creating an online beard for his family, and it gets out of control.
2013-01-17 09:23:16 AM
1 votes:
Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia said he met Lennay Kekua in person during an outreach trip with Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers and others in June 2011.

I am curious if Polamalu was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua.
2013-01-17 09:18:30 AM
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: God-is-a-Taco: What kind of a name is Reagan?

A sainted one, at least on the Politics tab.


a sainted one for purveyors of redheaded pron.
2013-01-17 09:04:52 AM
1 votes:
So was it a lie, or am I watching Catfish?
2013-01-17 09:00:40 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Already tired of this story.
2013-01-17 08:59:39 AM
1 votes:
Poi is thicker than water.
2013-01-17 08:54:57 AM
1 votes:
Did they eat kukui nuts and drink kona coffee? Celebrate a melekilikimaka?
 
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