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(CBS New York)   Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia says he met Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, in person in 2011 - before she started allegedly dating Te'o - and that Mauia and Kekua became friends and Mauia was close to Kekua's family   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 500
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2013-01-17 02:01:30 PM

LucklessWonder: I'm guessing LittleRedJug or GrablesDaughter, but that's pure speculation.


Really?
I have not heard those
Characters' names is a
Hen's Age.
I used to
Enjoy those two. However, I think her name was
Little Blond Jug.
Anyway, easy mistake to make
When you are posting on the internet.
 
2013-01-17 02:02:52 PM

CADMonkey79: Yay everybody, its the guy who likes to shame everyone for having a fun discussion speculating on the circumstances of a really bizarre story.


I'm not saying you can't hypothesize, but just make sure that your hypothesis actually fits the data instead of coming up with a conclusion, cherry picking reports that support your idea and then claiming that contrary reports are inaccurate journalism or ESPN trying to squelch the story and you know the REAL truth that the media isn't reporting.
 
2013-01-17 02:04:11 PM

cleveoh: WhiskeySticks: CADMonkey79: WhiskeySticks: CADMonkey79: Plausible, but how would the NFL guys claiming to know her fit?

Obvious, he's gay with this college kid.

Gay Samoan football club?

Sounds like an excellent fark handle...or a band name.

Hey, HEY...what's the first rule of the Gay Samoan Football Club??


No pooftahs?
 
2013-01-17 02:04:56 PM

Cybernetic: Yeah, but she's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.


I might...what part of Canada is she from? Down town?
 
2013-01-17 02:04:56 PM

The Slush: Bartleby the Scrivener: SlothB77: Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia said he met Lennay Kekua in person during an outreach trip with Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers and others in June 2011.

I am curious if Polamalu was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua.

Word on Pittsburgh radio was that Polamau was somehow involved, but it's not clear if he was with Mauia when Mauia met Kekua. There might be some sort of relationship between Polamalu and Te'o, but that does not mean that Polamalu had any information about Maiua or Kekua. It's unfortunate that we cannot ask Seau about the relationships between Polamua, Te'o, Mauai and Kekua, so we may have to ask Manu Tuiasosopo or Tui Alailefaleula.

I'm still waiting for Malauga and the Kemoeatu brothers to weigh in before I make up my mind


I wish Duke Paoa Kahanamoku were around to get all these guys acting in line. It's sad, like that Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole cover of Armstrong.
 
2013-01-17 02:06:39 PM
Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...
 
2013-01-17 02:08:56 PM

Donnchadha: CADMonkey79: Yay everybody, its the guy who likes to shame everyone for having a fun discussion speculating on the circumstances of a really bizarre story.

I'm not saying you can't hypothesize, but just make sure that your hypothesis actually fits the data instead of coming up with a conclusion, cherry picking reports that support your idea and then claiming that contrary reports are inaccurate journalism or ESPN trying to squelch the story and you know the REAL truth that the media isn't reporting.


Well some of the truths we know are:

1.  The University knew about this since at least Dec. 26 according to the AD
2.  ESPN sat on this news since the 6th, according to ESPN.  Which coincidentally is the day before the national championship game, which they broadcast.
3.  Cake is delicious.
 
2013-01-17 02:09:59 PM

FinFangFark: LucklessWonder: babysealclubber: ExperianScaresCthulhu: - Money, gifts, notoriety and feeling loved/important? (the Total Farker who fled to Reddit)

You keep bringing this up. Who the hell are you referencing?

I'm guessing LittleRedJug or GrablesDaughter, but that's pure speculation.

Pancake run?


Extra syrup!
 
2013-01-17 02:10:41 PM
SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.
 
2013-01-17 02:11:14 PM

FinFangFark: Donnchadha: CADMonkey79: Yay everybody, its the guy who likes to shame everyone for having a fun discussion speculating on the circumstances of a really bizarre story.

I'm not saying you can't hypothesize, but just make sure that your hypothesis actually fits the data instead of coming up with a conclusion, cherry picking reports that support your idea and then claiming that contrary reports are inaccurate journalism or ESPN trying to squelch the story and you know the REAL truth that the media isn't reporting.

Well some of the truths we know are:

1.  The University knew about this since at least Dec. 26 according to the AD
2.  ESPN sat on this news since the 6th, according to ESPN.  Which coincidentally is the day before the national championship game, which they broadcast.
3.  Cake is delicious.


ESPN really knew since the 6th? Where did they admit to that. fark ESPN
 
2013-01-17 02:11:40 PM
 
2013-01-17 02:11:58 PM

legendary: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

Already tired of this story.


Yes, you're so tired of it you have to post a JPG of how tired you are of it every time it comes up.
 
2013-01-17 02:13:53 PM

wiwille: Lost Thought 00: wiwille: I can't understand why most of the media reporting on this is missing this obvious detail.

The answer is simple. Notre Dame has told the various outlets, including ESPN, that if they don't go along with their official explanation, they will cut them off from all access to the university and their students and employees. This is why Te'o is giving an interview today only to ESPN, so they can control the message and not open this up to general questioning

[it's a conspiracy image]


Well yeah, it IS a conspiracy. Conspiracy in fact, not theory. You're stupid if you don't see it.
 
2013-01-17 02:14:14 PM

Frozboz: SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.


Why?
 
2013-01-17 02:15:28 PM

mjones73: Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...


IT WAS FARKING M NIGHT SHAMALYAN!????!?
 
rka
2013-01-17 02:15:33 PM

halfof33: Frozboz: SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.

Why?


Because he's one of the Deadspin writers who broke the story yesterday.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:48 PM

thecpt: mjones73: Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...

IT WAS FARKING M NIGHT SHAMALYAN!????!?


He can see dead people.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:59 PM

FinFangFark: 2. ESPN sat on this news since the 6th, according to ESPN. Which coincidentally is the day before the national championship game, which they broadcast.


I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I haven't seen anybody claiming this. Te'o was at the ESPN award show on December 6th when he got the call from the dead girlfriend -- that's the only connection I can see to this claim so far.

So... [citation needed], if you don't mind.
 
2013-01-17 02:18:19 PM

rka: halfof33: Frozboz: SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.

Why?

Because he's one of the Deadspin writers who broke the story yesterday.


You see, I didn't know that. Thank you for your response.
 
2013-01-17 02:18:27 PM
blogs.telegraph.co.uk
I am Lennay Kekua!
 
2013-01-17 02:18:53 PM

mjones73: thecpt: mjones73: Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...

IT WAS FARKING M NIGHT SHAMALYAN!????!?

He can see dead people.


He was dead the whole time
 
2013-01-17 02:19:09 PM
Hey, I found all of the missing consonants.

"Chrt zdrhl z Brd. Vtrhl skrz strž v tvrz srn, v čtvrť Krč. Blb! Prskl, zvrhl smrk, strhl drn, mrskl drn v trs chrp. Zhltl čtvrthrst zrn * skrz krk, pln zrn vsrkl hlt z vln. Chrt brkl, mrkl, zmlkl. Zvlhls?"

/it's czech
 
2013-01-17 02:20:14 PM

halfof33: Frozboz: SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.

Why?


Why is he giving credit? SVP's giving credit (partially, anyway) because Bubbaprog "blew the story wide open" along with the Deadspin writer. Fire up ESPNRadio's live player. Rewind to 2:05:30-2:06:30 or so (EST) if you want to hear it yourself. He also uses his real name too. No, I don't know if he's right or not, just cool hearing about a Farker there.
 
2013-01-17 02:20:43 PM
It's really sad how this story blew up but the Notre Dame rape scandal was more or less back page news.
 
2013-01-17 02:23:31 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 02:26:44 PM
This story is delicious. To hell with ND. Put me in the camp who thinks he's gay and this is all cover-up.
 
2013-01-17 02:28:31 PM

Frozboz: halfof33: Frozboz: SVP on ESPNradio is giving credit to this on his show right now to Bubbaprog - a Farker. Pretty cool.

Why?

Why is he giving credit? SVP's giving credit (partially, anyway) because Bubbaprog "blew the story wide open" along with the Deadspin writer. Fire up ESPNRadio's live player. Rewind to 2:05:30-2:06:30 or so (EST) if you want to hear it yourself. He also uses his real name too. No, I don't know if he's right or not, just cool hearing about a Farker there.


bubbaprog IS a Deadspin writer/editor. Read the original link (further down the Sports page here) and bubbaprog's Fark profile, linking to his Twitter.
 
2013-01-17 02:28:35 PM

Donnchadha: mjones73: thecpt: mjones73: Stay posted...

@LennayKay - I will be releasing a statement, via twitter, between 11am and noon today.

Their previous post stated noon pst.

Yet another twist is coming...

IT WAS FARKING M NIGHT SHAMALYAN!????!?

He can see dead people.

He was dead the whole time


spoiler alert!
/got nothing
 
2013-01-17 02:29:49 PM
Wait...what if he is her and he controlled both of the twitter accounts?
 
2013-01-17 02:29:58 PM
www.memecreator.org
 
2013-01-17 02:34:22 PM
Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link
 
2013-01-17 02:36:57 PM
Oh good grief.
 
2013-01-17 02:37:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
/obscure?
 
2013-01-17 02:37:54 PM
L K @LennayKay

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.
 
2013-01-17 02:38:37 PM

srhp29: Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link


Maximumtrolling.jpg
/love it
 
2013-01-17 02:39:04 PM

srhp29: Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link


That's simply awesome.
 
2013-01-17 02:39:28 PM

srhp29: Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link


My god this is getting surreal.

I mean, I don't care about this story, but...I still...do?
 
2013-01-17 02:41:47 PM
This is a better story than the actual National Championship game.
 
2013-01-17 02:42:07 PM
OH SNAP
 
2013-01-17 02:42:24 PM

desertgeek: bubbaprog IS a Deadspin writer/editor. Read the original link (further down the Sports page here) and bubbaprog's Fark profile, linking to his Twitter.


Yeah, I wasn't sure about that, I was just relaying what SVP said. He made the two sound separate. Thanks for the correction.
 
2013-01-17 02:42:50 PM

FLMountainMan: This is a better story than the actual National Championship game.


uh yeah... that one wasn't hard to top.
 
2013-01-17 02:46:02 PM

FLMountainMan: This is a better story than the actual National Championship game.


Me taking a dump this morning was a better story then the national championship game...
 
2013-01-17 02:46:13 PM
I'm so glad that Notre Dame has its priorities straight:

Notre Dame's real dead woman
 
2013-01-17 02:52:31 PM

KiwDaWabbit: I'm so glad that Notre Dame has its priorities straight:

Notre Dame's real dead woman


That's because suicide is a mortal sin in the eyes of Catholics.
 
2013-01-17 02:52:41 PM
The Twitter account is fake: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/1/17/3885600/lennaykay-t witter-manti-teo
 
2013-01-17 02:55:13 PM
L K @LennayKay: Manti Te'o's boyfriend tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios
 
2013-01-17 02:55:49 PM

Donnchadha: CADMonkey79: Yay everybody, its the guy who likes to shame everyone for having a fun discussion speculating on the circumstances of a really bizarre story.

I'm not saying you can't hypothesize, but just make sure that your hypothesis actually fits the data instead of coming up with a conclusion, cherry picking reports that support your idea and then claiming that contrary reports are inaccurate journalism or ESPN trying to squelch the story and you know the REAL truth that the media isn't reporting.


I don't think anyone is going to take it quite that seriously. We are just losers in a fark thread, not journalists. I think people are so interested because we all got duped as part of the hoax.
 
2013-01-17 02:56:08 PM

bluedevil: srhp29: Here is the promised statement from the LennayKay Twitter account...

My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

Link

Maximumtrolling.jpg
/love it


It would certainly seem to lean towards the "Manti got fooled" school of thought. I'm pretty sure that's not a face-saving tweet by Manti or a friend...

In fact, it sounds exactly like any of the myriad college aged assholes I've dealt with.
 
2013-01-17 02:59:13 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: I was just talking to my girlfriend about this!!!
[images.hollywoodpix.net image 449x600]


Outstanding! Will LOL again in the future.
 
2013-01-17 03:03:30 PM

ha-ha-guy: The Twitter account is fake: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/1/17/3885600/lennaykay-t witter-manti-teo


uhhhhhh...every Twitter account associated with this person who did not exist has been fake by definition.
 
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