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2013-01-17 08:48:11 AM
Bad dog!
 
2013-01-17 09:14:24 AM
Your dog wants an alibi.
 
2013-01-17 09:46:53 AM

Dinki: Your dog wants an alibi.


HAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!

/+1 innnnernets for you!
 
2013-01-17 09:47:19 AM
Where's the Florida tag?
 
2013-01-17 09:49:58 AM

Buttknuckle: Where's the Florida tag?


Dog ate it.
 
2013-01-17 09:50:43 AM
People who have a gate on their driveway? Sounds like nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-01-17 09:51:27 AM
The comments in that thread are amazing.
 
2013-01-17 09:53:12 AM
Doggonit
 
2013-01-17 09:53:18 AM
LAUGHTER OL I can just see this happening as the dog is wagging the tail but the blood is squirting from the orifices of the man who is screaming OM MAGOODNESS SOMEONE CALL THE DOG INTO THE HOUSE OF IT.  After this incident was over the dog was thinking to the self of it I DID NOT KNOW THE HUMAN KNEW OF THE PLAYING DEAD LAUGHTER OL WHAT THE FUNNY HUMAN THIS IS.  Then the dog had upon it the realization that something smelled nearly of steak as the flames of the car did the high rolling.

Now if this was the story of the dog dying I would have the lividness because listen the human should know better than to allow the death of the dog!
 
2013-01-17 09:54:11 AM
Waitress called the cops says she saw it all, swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.
 
2013-01-17 09:55:28 AM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I can just see this happening as the dog is wagging the tail but the blood is squirting from the orifices of the man who is screaming OM MAGOODNESS SOMEONE CALL THE DOG INTO THE HOUSE OF IT.  After this incident was over the dog was thinking to the self of it I DID NOT KNOW THE HUMAN KNEW OF THE PLAYING DEAD LAUGHTER OL WHAT THE FUNNY HUMAN THIS IS.  Then the dog had upon it the realization that something smelled nearly of steak as the flames of the car did the high rolling.

Now if this was the story of the dog dying I would have the lividness because listen the human should know better than to allow the death of the dog!


I think the dog's alibi is going to have to be "meow".

/Can dogs play the meow game?
 
2013-01-17 09:57:19 AM

Sybarite: Bad dog!


No, ban dogs.
 
2013-01-17 10:00:46 AM
This is why all cars should be sail powered.

/ban accelerators
 
2013-01-17 10:03:09 AM
This story reminds me of the alien I met at the bar at the Holiday Inn, Paramus
 
2013-01-17 10:06:29 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 10:06:44 AM
Wasn't this a death of the week on Six Feet Under?
 
2013-01-17 10:10:57 AM
This is what happens when your dog doesn't get steak.
 
2013-01-17 10:11:50 AM
FTA: Fortner's large boxer bull dog jumped into the car

rachaelhale.com

Picture of suspect.
 
2013-01-17 10:13:52 AM
This would happen the week after they announce they've started teaching dogs to drive.
 
2013-01-17 10:15:44 AM

buntz: This story reminds me of the alien I met at the bar at the Holiday Inn, Paramus


It might have been a room on the spaceship made up to look like a hotel room.
 
2013-01-17 10:19:32 AM
So the dog put the car in gear?
 
2013-01-17 10:21:50 AM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I can just see this happening as the dog is wagging the tail but the blood is squirting from the orifices of the man who is screaming OM MAGOODNESS SOMEONE CALL THE DOG INTO THE HOUSE OF IT.  After this incident was over the dog was thinking to the self of it I DID NOT KNOW THE HUMAN KNEW OF THE PLAYING DEAD LAUGHTER OL WHAT THE FUNNY HUMAN THIS IS.  Then the dog had upon it the realization that something smelled nearly of steak as the flames of the car did the high rolling.

Now if this was the story of the dog dying I would have the lividness because listen the human should know better than to allow the death of the dog!


Holy meow. Put the whiskey down, take a deep breath ...ah fark it. Keep on keeping on.
 
2013-01-17 10:23:04 AM

SwiftFox: This would happen the week after they announce they've started teaching dogs to drive.


But he has a license.
 
2013-01-17 10:28:01 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: SwiftFox: This would happen the week after they announce they've started teaching dogs to drive.

But he has a license.


Sovereign dogs need no licenses.
 
2013-01-17 10:28:53 AM
Guess you just had to be there.
 
2013-01-17 10:29:05 AM

Dinki: Your dog wants an alibi.


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2013-01-17 10:29:49 AM
If I have to suffer, everyone does so I post this just in case you missed the add on that page.
Behold and despair:

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2013-01-17 10:36:38 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: If I have to suffer, everyone does so I post this just in case you missed the add on that page.
Behold and despair:

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As for you...

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2013-01-17 10:38:23 AM
I guess we will just have to get rid of all the dogs,

//think of the children
//obama dog logs with pics of children
 
2013-01-17 10:43:25 AM
Her marriage, doggoneit!
 
2013-01-17 10:44:18 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: If I have to suffer, everyone does so I post this just in case you missed the add on that page.
Behold and despair:

[ism.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com image 300x250]


What the hell is wrong with you? You go to hell. You go to hell and die.
 
2013-01-17 10:44:41 AM

StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?


I don't get that either. People getting out, opening doors, with the car in gear?
 
2013-01-17 10:48:33 AM

Inflatable Rhetoric: StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?

I don't get that either. People getting out, opening doors, with the car in gear?


FTA:  outside a Florida Panhandle home

That might help.
 
2013-01-17 10:49:49 AM

Inflatable Rhetoric: StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?

I don't get that either. People getting out, opening doors, with the car in gear?


If you read it again you'll notice that there were two people in the car (the one who died got out). One got out to open the gate, and the driver (with it in reverse already) opened his door to see better. Woof Woof bang.
 
2013-01-17 10:50:20 AM
This is why we have to limit assault dogs.
 
2013-01-17 10:50:32 AM

StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?


That's what I came in here to ask. Didn't the guy put it in park before he got out?
 
2013-01-17 10:51:15 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: If I have to suffer, everyone does so I post this just in case you missed the add on that page.
Behold and despair:

[ism.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com image 300x250]


That made me die a little inside. I don't need front-butt this early in the day.
 
2013-01-17 10:56:32 AM
That's the sort of thing I'd expect a cat to do.
 
2013-01-17 11:07:15 AM

StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?


We have to assume that the car was automatic, otherwise it would have stalled. But even if it's an automatic, why would you let your car on Drive or Reverse when you step out of it??? This story doesn't make any sense...
 
2013-01-17 11:09:22 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: People who have a gate on their driveway? Sounds like nothing of value was lost.


Everybody should gate their driveway. Sometimes the driveway gets stolen.
 
2013-01-17 11:14:05 AM

cervier: StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?

We have to assume that the car was automatic, otherwise it would have stalled. But even if it's an automatic, why would you let your car on Drive or Reverse when you step out of it??? This story doesn't make any sense...


It makes sense when you realize someone is lying.
 
2013-01-17 11:15:55 AM
Am I the only one that thinks the "Ban (insert cause of injury/death)" jokes are getting a bit old. Honestly, they were never funny in the first place, but after hearing them repeated 1000 times it makes me want to shut computer off.
 
2013-01-17 11:22:58 AM
did some of you rtfa? the passenger got out of the car to go open the gate. the dog jumped into the car [probably by the passenger door if the passenger left it open] and then the dog got into the driver's area and the driver didn't have the car in park. dog steps on the gas pedal.
 
2013-01-17 11:24:22 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: If I have to suffer, everyone does so I post this just in case you missed the add on that page.
Behold and despair:

[ism.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com image 300x250]

What the hell is wrong with you? You go to hell. You go to hell and die.


This one was my favorite. :D
 
2013-01-17 11:26:13 AM

99.998er: Am I the only one that thinks the "Ban (insert cause of injury/death)" jokes are getting a bit old. Honestly, they were never funny in the first place, but after hearing them repeated 1000 times it makes me want to shut computer off.


We should ban them....
 
2013-01-17 11:30:31 AM

99.998er: Am I the only one that thinks the "Ban (insert cause of injury/death)" jokes are getting a bit old. Honestly, they were never funny in the first place, but after hearing them repeated 1000 times it makes me want to shut computer off.


Getting old? They weren't funny to begin with. We should ban them.
 
2013-01-17 11:30:32 AM

notyomama: StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?

That's what I came in here to ask. Didn't the guy put it in park before he got out?


Here's a link to the story by MSNBC.
Link

Apparently Fortner was at the wheel when the dog jumped in and pressed the accelerator so quickly that she wasn't able to put her foot on the brake in time to keep from hitting Campbell.

To say I'm a little skeptical of her story would be an understatement. The only witnesses to the incident are her and the dog.

Uh-huh.
 
2013-01-17 11:37:01 AM

offmymeds: notyomama: StoPPeRmobile: So the dog put the car in gear?

That's what I came in here to ask. Didn't the guy put it in park before he got out?

Here's a link to the story by MSNBC.
Link

Apparently Fortner was at the wheel when the dog jumped in and pressed the accelerator so quickly that she wasn't able to put her foot on the brake in time to keep from hitting Campbell.

To say I'm a little skeptical of her story would be an understatement. The only witnesses to the incident are her and the dog.

Uh-huh.


Yeah, I am going with, the driver is farked in court.
 
2013-01-17 12:02:49 PM
>>Troopers said Fortner opened the driver's door to see where Campbell was standing, and that's when Fortner's large boxer bull dog jumped into the car and pressed the accelerator.<<

And then she forgot where the brake was?  Not buying this... old people and driving...
 
2013-01-17 12:11:59 PM

I_Am_Weasel: That's the sort of thing I'd expect a cat to do.


...or maybe a WEASEL???????
 
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