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(Reality TV World)   Sources report that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris signed an ironclad prenuptial agreement. The only thing more ironclad is the lung Hef sleeps in at night   ( divider line
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1584 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Jan 2013 at 9:26 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-17 07:30:33 PM  
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So she'll have to fark him to death. That should be quite a challenge, since she's acknowledged that sex with him lasts about three seconds.
2013-01-17 05:19:18 PM  
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WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser former innovator some 40 years ago coasting into senile, flaccid chumphood that guy is.


Seriously, subtract the wheelchair and add the dressing gown and you've got this:
Ironclad is a very old-fashioned term for "strap-on", but I guess with the aid of some pulleys and line, it gets 'er done.
2013-01-17 07:52:56 AM  
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You know who else had an ironclad agreement?

John Ericsson, that's who.
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