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(Reality TV World)   Sources report that Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris signed an ironclad prenuptial agreement. The only thing more ironclad is the lung Hef sleeps in at night   (realitytvworld.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-17 07:52:56 AM
You know who else had an ironclad agreement?

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John Ericsson, that's who.
 
2013-01-17 09:34:22 AM
You know who else slept in an Iron Lung?
i.telegraph.co.uk

Michael Jackson, that's who.
 
2013-01-17 09:42:09 AM
Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.
 
2013-01-17 09:57:20 AM
A) His desire for such an agreement is why none of the other golddiggers would marry him
B) He's only worth an estimated $43m? I'd have guessed at least $100m.
 
2013-01-17 09:58:56 AM

WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.


Wild sex with lovely young ladies for 50-some years, parties with the biggest Hollywood stars, a publishing company, world-famous.... but what has the guy ever accomplished?
 
2013-01-17 10:07:07 AM

GoodyearPimp: WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.

Wild sex with lovely young ladies for 50-some years, parties with the biggest Hollywood stars, a publishing company, world-famous.... but what has the guy ever accomplished?


He liberated us from the grip of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.
 
2013-01-17 10:24:58 AM
Was it a 'Massey Prenup'?

/Tenzing Norgay
 
2013-01-17 10:25:04 AM
media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-17 10:36:11 AM
/Always opt for the Massey
 
2013-01-17 10:37:37 AM
*sigh* Fark restrictions.

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2013-01-17 10:38:28 AM

Crewmannumber6: Was it a 'Massey Prenup'?

/Tenzing Norgay


Missed your comment...DAMM YOU!
 
2013-01-17 10:56:49 AM

GoodyearPimp: WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.

Wild sex with lovely young ladies for 50-some years, parties with the biggest Hollywood stars, a publishing company, world-famous.... but what has the guy ever accomplished?


And he's *still* doing it.

If this doesn't warrant a "hero" tag, I don't know what does.
 
2013-01-17 11:07:21 AM

Droog8912: A) His desire for such an agreement is why none of the other golddiggers would marry him
B) He's only worth an estimated $43m? I'd have guessed at least $100m.


If anybody has serious lifestyle expenses, it's Hef.
 
2013-01-17 11:51:15 AM
So did he have to get her another engagement ring?
 
2013-01-17 12:15:41 PM
I am sure she truly loves him and not in it for the money. RFLOL
 
2013-01-17 12:28:48 PM

Johnsnownw: /Always opt for the Massey


I agree!

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2013-01-17 12:39:47 PM

Droog8912: A) His desire for such an agreement is why none of the other golddiggers would marry him
B) He's only worth an estimated $43m? I'd have guessed at least $100m.




I can't imagine that Hef takes much of a paycheck. Once you expense the house, cars, parties and travel I can see him needing much in the way of actual pay.
 
2013-01-17 12:42:07 PM
But Tony, You have to make them actually sign the paper. Oh and don't let Pepper file it.,

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2013-01-17 12:47:10 PM
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2013-01-17 01:54:42 PM

WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.


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2013-01-17 02:03:47 PM
Iron-clad pre-nup? That's probably the only thing that is going to be solid like a rock in that relationship.
 
2013-01-17 03:02:38 PM
What about the will? This guy cannot be around much longer. She might not have to leave to get the money.
 
2013-01-17 04:19:33 PM

WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.


He insists upon himself, sir.
 
2013-01-17 05:14:33 PM
You don't sleep in an iron lung only at night, dummy.
 
2013-01-17 05:19:18 PM

WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser former innovator some 40 years ago coasting into senile, flaccid chumphood that guy is.


Fixed.

Seriously, subtract the wheelchair and add the dressing gown and you've got this:

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Ironclad is a very old-fashioned term for "strap-on", but I guess with the aid of some pulleys and line, it gets 'er done.
 
2013-01-17 05:29:58 PM

GoodyearPimp: WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.

Wild sex with lovely young ladies for 50-some years, parties with the biggest Hollywood stars, a publishing company, world-famous.... but what has the guy ever accomplished?



Big deal, after all that he's only worth $43 million. Barely enough to even feed his kids.
 
2013-01-17 05:59:29 PM
I read an article about Hef not too long ago, and while he came across as a very nice and intelligent guy, if you think he's partying it up with playboy models, I've got a bridge to sell you. It's just for the PR and image of Playboy. He even admitted that when the parties start, he's usually in his bed watching old movies.

/I still think he's a great American
 
2013-01-17 07:11:20 PM

dryknife: WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.

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Good God! His arm is about eight feet long!
 
2013-01-17 07:22:43 PM
In other words, she's basically a prostitute.
 
2013-01-17 07:30:33 PM
So she'll have to fark him to death. That should be quite a challenge, since she's acknowledged that sex with him lasts about three seconds.
 
2013-01-17 09:49:41 PM
What do they talk about at the end of the day? What does an 80 year old guy have in common with a 26 year old butterface? It's kinda sad, really.
 
2013-01-17 11:08:39 PM
She'll just spend as much as possible while livIng in his mansion
 
2013-01-17 11:58:06 PM

WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.


Fair comment. Only this is not dignified. He looks ridiculous. Maybe it's all he has left, after all.
 
2013-01-18 12:41:22 AM

bill4935: dryknife: WhippingBoy: Yeah, let's make fun of Hugh Hefner. What a loser that guy is.

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Good God! His arm is about eight feet long!


www.tvgasm.com
 
2013-01-18 02:17:17 AM
Hef wrote 156 episodes of "Branded?"
 
2013-01-18 11:24:24 AM

likefunbutnot: Droog8912: A) His desire for such an agreement is why none of the other golddiggers would marry him
B) He's only worth an estimated $43m? I'd have guessed at least $100m.

If anybody has serious lifestyle expenses, it's Hef.


Plus his empire is built on around getting people to leave there house and then pay money to buy a magazine with printed pictures of naked women.That is like a double whammy of industries that are no longer sustainable (the paying to see naked women thing and the printed magazine thing).
 
2013-01-18 02:52:56 PM

DrPainMD: Hef wrote 156 episodes of "Branded?"


AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
 
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