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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Cleveland Browns Stadium will be renamed FirstEnergy Stadium, after barely edging out Sam's Dry Cleaning and Laura's lemonade stand   (cleveland.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-17 07:34:25 AM  
I'm shocked.
 
2013-01-17 07:38:02 AM  
" The Browns have no plans to add cheerleaders to the game-day experience. "They don't fit in Cleveland," he said. "

Horse piss. Until you give us something to cheer about, at least give us cheerleaders.

/Wait. that didn't come out right...
 
2013-01-17 07:54:16 AM  
deepintoscripture.com

/ at least he didn't move the team ... yet
 
2013-01-17 08:31:47 AM  
Chico's Bail Bonds Stadium.
 
2013-01-17 08:43:48 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: / at least he didn't move the team ... yet


Yeah they did. To Baltimore. That version of the Browns has a Super Bowl title and of playing in their second consecutive AFC Championship game this weekend.
 
2013-01-17 09:03:22 AM  
So will the Cleveland Browns be called LastPlace Team?
 
2013-01-17 09:27:58 AM  
Frank's Landfill and Croissants
 
2013-01-17 09:34:26 AM  
It's better than the fan favorite: "Factory of Sadness".
 
2013-01-17 09:55:04 AM  
So far it looks like Howie Roseman 1, Joe Banner 0
 
2013-01-17 10:01:27 AM  
I think it should have been FirstEnergy Field at Browns Stadium.
 
2013-01-17 10:13:36 AM  
Can they rename Progressive Field "Indian Burial Ground?"
 
2013-01-17 10:21:25 AM  
Disco Pants and Haircuts.
 
2013-01-17 10:42:48 AM  
Any naming sponser other than Stanley Steamer was bound to be disappointing.
 
2013-01-17 11:05:56 AM  

LucklessWonder: veedeevadeevoodee: / at least he didn't move the team ... yet

Yeah they did. To Baltimore. That version of the Browns has a Super Bowl title and of playing in will be losing in agonizingly heartbreaking fashion their second consecutive AFC Championship game this weekend.

 
2013-01-17 11:31:45 AM  
"The season of significant changed continued Tuesday..."

I for one welcome our new spell check overlords.
 
2013-01-17 11:46:58 AM  
 
2013-01-17 12:07:33 PM  

CavalierEternal: REEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT


Actually, a followup.
 
2013-01-17 12:33:45 PM  

hamfast gamgee: " The Browns have no plans to add cheerleaders to the game-day experience. "They don't fit in Cleveland," he said. "


They would be something watchable on the field. He's right, they don't fit in Cleveland.
 
2013-01-17 12:38:30 PM  

IAmRight: hamfast gamgee: " The Browns have no plans to add cheerleaders to the game-day experience. "They don't fit in Cleveland," he said. "

They would be something watchable on the field. He's right, they don't fit in Cleveland.


it would be really misleading to put something attractive and successful in cleveland
 
2013-01-17 01:18:48 PM  
wait. wait. Then will bengals games still be on the fIrstenergy solutions radio network?!
 
2013-01-17 01:54:22 PM  
What the stadium needs is a West Side Market food pavilion; those Browns fans need their sausage.

/might have one already, wouldn't know.
 
2013-01-17 02:27:49 PM  

SuperT: wait. wait. Then will bengals games still be on the fIrstenergy solutions radio network?!


Yes. We have no solutions in Cleveland.
 
2013-01-17 04:49:34 PM  

CognaciousThunk: What the stadium needs is a West Side Market food pavilion; those Browns fans need their sausage.

/might have one already, wouldn't know.


A Great Lakes Brewing Co. beer garden would be awesome. Their beer may be expensive, but at least you get the biggest bang for your buck.
 
2013-01-17 08:47:03 PM  

germ78: CognaciousThunk: What the stadium needs is a West Side Market food pavilion; those Browns fans need their sausage.

/might have one already, wouldn't know.

A Great Lakes Brewing Co. beer garden would be awesome. Their beer may be expensive, but at least you get the biggest bang for your buck.


They did at least open restaurants by Michael Symon, Rocco Whalen, and Jonathon Sawyer. So at least the food will be good even if the game isn't.

Link
 
2013-01-18 04:05:54 AM  

SuperT: wait. wait. Then will bengals games still be on the fIrstenergy solutions radio network?!


Hey, if PITTSBURGH NATIONAL CORPORATION Bank can sponsor the Browns Radio Network...
 
2013-01-18 04:07:18 AM  
Oh, and I'm sad that no one suggested Chico's Bail Bonds...
 
2013-01-18 04:52:10 AM  
They should call it American Standard Stadium.

It would be a good place for the Browns to keep circling the drain.
 
2013-01-18 11:05:40 PM  
profootballmock.com
 
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