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(Hollywood Life)   In which Kim Kardashian fails to understand how pregnancy works   (hollywoodlife.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-17 04:10:15 AM
If I'm not saying, "Such as"

I'm saying, "In which"

Um, huh?
 
2013-01-17 04:25:26 AM
I'm not reading that eyesore further, but all I saw at the beginning was that she was exercising while pregnant and had cravings.

So, um.. okay?  Glad she's exercising, I guess?
 
2013-01-17 07:51:40 AM

Relatively Obscure: I'm not reading that eyesore further, but all I saw at the beginning was that she was exercising while pregnant and had cravings.

So, um.. okay?  Glad she's exercising, I guess?


I saw the word "Kimye" and stopped right there.

I think that word is mentioned many times in the Book of Revelations and that's not good.
 
2013-01-17 08:08:17 AM
She's gonna get fat. You can tell.
 
2013-01-17 08:20:42 AM

doczoidberg: She's gonna get fat. You can tell.


I hope so.

/I like 'em thicker than a King-Sized Snickers
 
2013-01-17 08:23:26 AM
Plenty there for the fetus to eat.
 
2013-01-17 08:36:12 AM
She has fertility issues? Seems that sleeping with someone who's not your husband does the trick.
 
2013-01-17 08:43:59 AM
Yes, but to be fair, they never actually slept together.

/see what i did there?
 
2013-01-17 08:45:58 AM
I'm hoping for a retard baby. Reality shows are getting stale.
 
2013-01-17 09:01:03 AM
She should get an abortion.

You know -- turn the experience into a TV special.
 
2013-01-17 09:07:14 AM
"She is just craving so many sweets now, like pies and ice cream."

I wonder if that's why I am not fat.

/wonder
 
2013-01-17 09:07:30 AM
pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com

So, did all of her weight go to her boobs?
 
mjg
2013-01-17 09:34:15 AM
i36.servimg.com

Post-baby.
 
2013-01-17 09:35:10 AM
I can't wait till the genetics she's been hiding and cramming in stupidly tight clothing for the past 5 years can't be held back any longer post pregnancy. Such a shame, couldn't have happened to a more vapid clueless twat.
 
2013-01-17 09:41:37 AM
Submitter, you realize that just because most (American) women use pregnancy as an excuse to balloon up 200 lbs, that's not remotely natural, right?

That its more than possible to have a pregnancy, work out, and only gain the 'baby' weight, which you shed in a few months? And that baby weight isn't 50+ lbs of fat?
 
2013-01-17 09:53:58 AM

styckx: I can't wait till the genetics she's been hiding and cramming in stupidly tight clothing for the past 5 years can't be held back any longer post pregnancy. Such a shame, couldn't have happened to a more vapid clueless twat.


Sigh. Then she'll jump on the bandwagon for "fat acceptance", start a line of clothes "to flatter the shapely American woman," and get a multi-million dollar deal to make low-impact exercise videos for bigger gals. Then she'll lose the weight, and spend the next couple of years milking that too.

I'm not so sure she's going to get fat anyway. Her family isn't fat.

blue_2501: So, did all of her weight go to her boobs?


No, she just spent 15 minutes plumping and re-arranging her boobs in those tops, for maximum effect, before she left the gym. Then she was TOTALLY surprised when the paparazzi were outside waiting for her, OMG.

/Maybe she'll just go away and be a mother. Go away, Kim.
 
2013-01-17 09:54:40 AM
Gah. Anyone who visits and reads that site unironically should be sterilized for the good of humanity.
 
2013-01-17 09:56:14 AM

styckx: I can't wait till the genetics she's been hiding and cramming in stupidly tight clothing for the past 5 years can't be held back any longer post pregnancy. Such a shame, couldn't have happened to a more vapid clueless twat.


Meh, she will just blame it on some medical condition. I wonder if the fat is being sucked out during pregnancy.

exurbanpedestrian.files.wordpress.com
Ohhhhh. She will release a line of soaps.
 
2013-01-17 09:58:10 AM

kroonermanblack: That its more than possible to have a pregnancy, work out, and only gain the 'baby' weight, which you shed in a few months? And that baby weight isn't 50+ lbs of fat?


Even if you are athletic and don't use it as an excuse to eat all the crappy foods and as much of it as you want, you are still going to gain about 30 pounds roughly.  And it takes a little longer than a few months for your body to recover.


Baby: 8 pounds
Placenta: 2-3 pounds
Amniotic fluid: 2-3 pounds
Breast tissue: 2-3 pounds
Blood supply: 4 pounds
Stored fat for delivery and breastfeeding: 5-9 pounds
Larger uterus: 2-5 pounds

Total: 25-35 pounds
 
2013-01-17 10:14:04 AM
My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo
 
2013-01-17 10:24:29 AM
Forget the weight gain. Just wait until Kimmy figures how exactly the full-term baby gets out of her.
 
2013-01-17 10:25:45 AM
She'll be fine... I doubt she watches The View.
 
2013-01-17 10:28:06 AM
is that jizz all over her face?? some kinda oily substance, maybe she was just changing the oil in her bentley?
 
2013-01-17 10:28:41 AM

JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo


Your wife gained a third of her body weight. That's a big deal. Would you have left her if she was a normal body weight instead of underweight?
 
2013-01-17 10:36:23 AM

JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo


I hope she's a tiny woman, otherwise I'd say you need to get her a sammich, because she'd be like kate moss.
 
2013-01-17 10:37:24 AM

ManateeGag: JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo

I hope she's a tiny woman, otherwise I'd say you need to get her a sammich, because she'd be like kate moss.


Spinner!
 
2013-01-17 10:45:55 AM
She was fat before she was pregnant.
 
2013-01-17 10:52:56 AM
Good for her.... as long as she doesn't do anything to harm the baby.

My wife "Porked Out" (HER words) on everything and anything she wanted during our first pregnancy (with my support) ..... and our second pregnancy .... and hated herself until she eventually lost the weight.

If you are breeding? The baby comes first. If the baby doesn't come first? A) Don't breed; B) Die before you conceive; C) (If male) Accept that the changes in hormones after birth sometimes make it more difficult for mothers to lose weight and "love the one you are with".

If you don't accept that? You suck. You stuck your pathetic little "willy" into your significant other... Accept the consequences.

/"Breeder" who took his young children to restaurants after they reached an age that they could behave.
//"Breeder" who taught his children to behave in restaurants and other public places when they were old enough to understand.
 
2013-01-17 10:56:36 AM

blue_2501: [pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com image 600x840]

So, did all of her weight go to her boobs?


You're saying all the weight went to Kanye?
 
2013-01-17 10:57:28 AM

StoPPeRmobile: ManateeGag: JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo

I hope she's a tiny woman, otherwise I'd say you need to get her a sammich, because she'd be like kate moss.

Spinner!


She is tiny, 5ft nothing with a nice Latin booty which badonka donked out a little more
 
2013-01-17 11:02:43 AM

doczoidberg: She should get an abortion.

You know -- turn the experience into a TV special.


One company willing to sponsor the event. Although they have models that come in white, I went with the black out of respect for Kim's personal likes.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 11:06:26 AM
Can we please send her family to Venus.
 
2013-01-17 11:06:50 AM

JolobinSmokin: StoPPeRmobile: ManateeGag: JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo

I hope she's a tiny woman, otherwise I'd say you need to get her a sammich, because she'd be like kate moss.

Spinner!

She is tiny, 5ft nothing with a nice Latin booty which badonka donked out a little more


My favorite.

Wouldn't happen to work for a University?
 
2013-01-17 11:09:11 AM
Getting pregnant doesn't mean you have to get fat. I'm not saying you don't grow a belly, but that's not fat.

I have friends who ate regularly, kept to their same routines, and gained baby weight only and lost it as soon as their babies were born (aside from in the boobs). On the other hand, other friends have used their pregnancies as an excuse to eat whatever, whenever and sit on their asses and they got fat and stayed fat.

You regularly eat that tub of ice cream and pickles, you gonna get fat.
 
2013-01-17 11:27:49 AM

StoPPeRmobile: JolobinSmokin: StoPPeRmobile: ManateeGag: JolobinSmokin: My wife only gained 25-30 lbs, she weighed 92-95 lbs before and now 10 weeks after she weighs that again.

Woohoo

I hope she's a tiny woman, otherwise I'd say you need to get her a sammich, because she'd be like kate moss.

Spinner!

She is tiny, 5ft nothing with a nice Latin booty which badonka donked out a little more

My favorite.

Wouldn't happen to work for a University?


No we live in Oklahoma,

/where the wind comes sweeping down the plain
 
2013-01-17 11:30:04 AM

MooseOnTheLoose: Getting pregnant doesn't mean you have to get fat. I'm not saying you don't grow a belly, but that's not fat.

I have friends who ate regularly, kept to their same routines, and gained baby weight only and lost it as soon as their babies were born (aside from in the boobs). On the other hand, other friends have used their pregnancies as an excuse to eat whatever, whenever and sit on their asses and they got fat and stayed fat.

You regularly eat that tub of ice cream and pickles, you gonna get fat.


This.

I ate healthy, worked an "on my feet" job the duration of my pregnancy, and gained 25 pounds after starting at 135. The vast majority of the weight melted off within weeks, aside from my boobs because I was nursing. And when I stopped nursing, they went back to normal too. It's definitely influenced by genetics, but it doesn't have to be a body-ruining traumatic event if you're smart.

Now, complications? Bed rest? Whole other story. That's rough.
 
2013-01-17 11:45:58 AM

The Evil Home Brewer: Good for her.... as long as she doesn't do anything to harm the baby.

My wife "Porked Out" (HER words) on everything and anything she wanted during our first pregnancy (with my support) ..... and our second pregnancy .... and hated herself until she eventually lost the weight.

If you are breeding? The baby comes first. If the baby doesn't come first? A) Don't breed; B) Die before you conceive; C) (If male) Accept that the changes in hormones after birth sometimes make it more difficult for mothers to lose weight and "love the one you are with".

If you don't accept that? You suck. You stuck your pathetic little "willy" into your significant other... Accept the consequences.

/"Breeder" who took his young children to restaurants after they reached an age that they could behave.
//"Breeder" who taught his children to behave in restaurants and other public places when they were old enough to understand.


"Our second pregnancy?" Don't you mean hers? Where is YOUR uterus? Did you both actually share one uterus?
 
2013-01-17 11:53:29 AM
Oh no, she's probably going to be able to get up and walk around well into her third trimester! Somebody tell her she's doing it wrong, stat!
 
2013-01-17 12:06:40 PM
/sigh

I was overweight before I got pregnant. While pregnant, I gained about 50lbs, much of which turned out to be from edema (I had massive flintstone feet, it was terrifying).

After the baby was born, I lost all but 10lbs of the pregnancy weight within the first few months. After that, I dieted and did some moderate exercising (I am lazy), and I managed to lose 25lbs before getting diet boredom and stopping watching everything so carefully. Since then, I've maintained my weight -- and eventually I will try to lose some more of my overweightness.

All of that to say, just because someone gains a lot during pregnancy doesn't mean it's impossible to recover.

Though I agree that I think Kim is going to end up looking like mjg's photo.
 
2013-01-17 12:14:13 PM

Aphrodite: /sigh

I was overweight before I got pregnant. While pregnant, I gained about 50lbs, much of which turned out to be from edema (I had massive flintstone feet, it was terrifying).

After the baby was born, I lost all but 10lbs of the pregnancy weight within the first few months. After that, I dieted and did some moderate exercising (I am lazy), and I managed to lose 25lbs before getting diet boredom and stopping watching everything so carefully. Since then, I've maintained my weight -- and eventually I will try to lose some more of my overweightness.

All of that to say, just because someone gains a lot during pregnancy doesn't mean it's impossible to recover.

Though I agree that I think Kim is going to end up looking like mjg's photo.


imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 12:18:58 PM
Im a super fat grandma. Eating a bag of chips right now. Babies dont make you fat. Eating and not exercising makes you fat. And she will be fine... trainers.. weight watchers deals... pritvate chef
 
2013-01-17 12:21:01 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I'm hoping for a retard baby. Reality shows are getting stale.


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2013-01-17 12:27:01 PM

PaisleyHunter: Im a super fat grandma. Eating a bag of chips right now. Babies dont make you fat. Eating and not exercising makes you fat. And she will be fine... trainers.. weight watchers deals... pritvate chef


Damnit.... get preggers, get fat. get profit.

freethoughtblogs.com

Approves
 
2013-01-17 12:27:05 PM

styckx: couldn't have happened to a more vapid clueless twat.


I can only think of 3 or 4 that might qualify as more vapid or clueless. All of them have the last name 'Kardashian,' though, so there ya' go.
 
2013-01-17 01:36:47 PM

unfarkingbelievable: "Our second pregnancy?" Don't you mean hers? Where is YOUR uterus? Did you both actually share one uterus?


Oh, please. It's a figure of speech used to show solidarity between a mated couple in raising a child together. So unbunch your panties and put down the smelling salts.
 
2013-01-17 02:25:56 PM

littlett's: kroonermanblack: That its more than possible to have a pregnancy, work out, and only gain the 'baby' weight, which you shed in a few months? And that baby weight isn't 50+ lbs of fat?

Even if you are athletic and don't use it as an excuse to eat all the crappy foods and as much of it as you want, you are still going to gain about 30 pounds roughly.  And it takes a little longer than a few months for your body to recover.


Baby: 8 pounds
Placenta: 2-3 pounds
Amniotic fluid: 2-3 pounds
Breast tissue: 2-3 pounds
Blood supply: 4 pounds
Stored fat for delivery and breastfeeding: 5-9 pounds
Larger uterus: 2-5 pounds

Total: 25-35 pounds


2-3 pounds of placenta. How many servings is that?
 
2013-01-17 02:32:14 PM

theorellior: unfarkingbelievable: "Our second pregnancy?" Don't you mean hers? Where is YOUR uterus? Did you both actually share one uterus?

Oh, please. It's a figure of speech used to show solidarity between a mated couple in raising a child together. So unbunch your panties and put down the smelling salts.


Go watch the farking Hallmark channel, and keep blowing butterflies and unicorns out of your ass. You are probably just the type of asshole who gushes that "WE'RE pregnant!."
 
2013-01-17 02:36:07 PM

mcmnky: littlett's: kroonermanblack: That its more than possible to have a pregnancy, work out, and only gain the 'baby' weight, which you shed in a few months? And that baby weight isn't 50+ lbs of fat?

Even if you are athletic and don't use it as an excuse to eat all the crappy foods and as much of it as you want, you are still going to gain about 30 pounds roughly.  And it takes a little longer than a few months for your body to recover.


Baby: 8 pounds
Placenta: 2-3 pounds
Amniotic fluid: 2-3 pounds
Breast tissue: 2-3 pounds
Blood supply: 4 pounds
Stored fat for delivery and breastfeeding: 5-9 pounds
Larger uterus: 2-5 pounds

Total: 25-35 pounds

2-3 pounds of placenta. How many servings is that?


Placentapolenta.
 
2013-01-17 02:47:08 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Go watch the farking Hallmark channel, and keep blowing butterflies and unicorns out of your ass. You are probably just the type of asshole who gushes that "WE'RE pregnant!."


Not really, but it's an understandable turn of phrase. So chill the fark out and smoke a doob or something to get your blood pressure down.
 
2013-01-17 03:17:18 PM

offmymeds: HotWingConspiracy: I'm hoping for a retard baby. Reality shows are getting stale.

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Not often you get an Eraserhead reference here. Kudos.
 
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