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(USA Today)   Three Kentucky men set a new standard for "Boondock Saints" cosplay   (usatoday.com) divider line 64
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2013-01-17 09:20:19 AM  
Can't approve of their methodology.
They got caught.
 
2013-01-17 09:22:38 AM  
WYATT FARKIN' EARP!!!
 
2013-01-17 09:24:10 AM  
Nope. Boondock Saints used bullets. And except in the case of the guy they put coins in the eyes of, or the public trial they executed the russian mafiaso, the enemies died quickly.

Subby needs to watch the movies again.
 
2013-01-17 09:24:42 AM  
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 09:25:56 AM  
Sounds about right considering the love of vigilante justice in Cincinnati of late.
 
2013-01-17 09:28:38 AM  

cwolf20: Nope. Boondock Saints used bullets. And except in the case of the guy they put coins in the eyes of, or the public trial they executed the russian mafiaso, the enemies died quickly.

Subby needs to watch the movies again.


I think subby was focusing more on the fact that these guys thought they were on a mission to rid the world of evil, like in the movie, rather than the methods used to vanquish said evil.
 
2013-01-17 09:29:50 AM  
Hey fark ass, get me a drink.
 
2013-01-17 09:31:56 AM  

cwolf20: Nope. Boondock Saints used bullets. And except in the case of the guy they put coins in the eyes of, or the public trial they executed the russian mafiaso, the enemies died quickly.

Subby needs to watch the movies again.


Calm down, it was a joke.
 
2013-01-17 09:33:04 AM  
He luks lake his deddy got him ofen his sister...
 
2013-01-17 09:34:52 AM  
He was on our softball team. He was first base.
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 09:36:59 AM  
I thought it was going to be three guys that were found hanging upsidedown from the ceiling.
 
2013-01-17 09:41:31 AM  
What if it was just one guy with six guns machetes?
 
2013-01-17 09:41:59 AM  
Amateurs.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-17 09:44:40 AM  
In nomine Patris et Fili et Spiritus Sancti
 
2013-01-17 09:53:06 AM  
www.gannett-cdn.com

"Pardon me? I didn't catch that. Can you speak into my fruit bat ear?"
 
2013-01-17 09:53:34 AM  
MBooda

He was on our softball team. He was first base.


I had a "So when people got to first base... man that's a disturbing make out session" thought in my head when i saw that.
 
2013-01-17 09:55:34 AM  

Hoboclown: cwolf20: Nope. Boondock Saints used bullets. And except in the case of the guy they put coins in the eyes of, or the public trial they executed the russian mafiaso, the enemies died quickly.

Subby needs to watch the movies again.

Calm down, it was a joke.


I was thinking the same, until I came across "Boone County" in TFA, then it made sense.
 
2013-01-17 09:56:36 AM  
Did they shoot a cat?
 
2013-01-17 09:58:05 AM  

fireclown: Did they shoot a cat?


They thought it would bring closure to the relationship.
 
2013-01-17 09:58:11 AM  
BONUS: One of them was named "Baumgartner". First name, unfortunately not Rosengurtle.
 
2013-01-17 09:58:22 AM  
He was Dixie Mafia selling the horse in Harlan County. Wynn took him out since anyone stupid enough to poach Boyd's turf isn't welcome in his crew.
 
2013-01-17 09:58:22 AM  
Does anyone else think that the rid the world of evil ws just the best excuse they could think of and they just wanted to steal the guys drugs?
 
2013-01-17 10:01:30 AM  
So the story they tell is that they were trying to rid the world of evil. In reality they decided it would be a good idea to rob a dealer. They tend to have a decent amount of cash on hand.
If they wanted to kill him, they would have just killed him. But no, they tortured him first to get him to give up the location of his cash.

/these boys are going to have fun in prison
 
2013-01-17 10:09:57 AM  
"Theft by unlawful taking"

Orly?
 
2013-01-17 10:10:42 AM  
Obviously - we need to ban machetes. THINK of the CHILDREN - AND you don't have the "right" to a machete... or reciprocating saws for that matter...

we should probably ban drugs too, since they were used as a ruse... you know, for the children.
 
2013-01-17 10:11:11 AM  
Not as good at the original, but Julie Benz as a redhead? Oh, my.
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2013-01-17 10:12:40 AM  

maxximillian: Does anyone else think that the rid the world of evil ws just the best excuse they could think of and they just wanted to steal the guys drugs?


One of the guys had a cocaine possession record. Hard to make the "rid the world of (drug) evil" argument. I'm going with the robbin' a twerpy dealer story.
 
2013-01-17 10:16:58 AM  
He was a demon. Check again and you'll find that an ax was used, not a machete.
 
2013-01-17 10:17:24 AM  
From the same state that gave us the creation museum, what a surprise.
 
2013-01-17 10:18:25 AM  

dancindan84: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 540x407]

"Pardon me? I didn't catch that. Can you speak into my fruit bat ear?"


In a headwind, he's always drifting to port.
 
2013-01-17 10:21:47 AM  

blatz514: "Theft by unlawful taking"

Orly?


As opposed to taxes.
 
2013-01-17 10:22:16 AM  

MBooda: He was on our softball team. He was first base.


If you had waited until after these three were done with him he could have been second, third and home as well.
 
2013-01-17 10:24:04 AM  

Evil Mackerel: From the same state that gave us the creation museum, what a surprise.


Ken Ham is from Australia, so those of us in Kentucky who aren't cousin-farking Jesus-loving fark-wits see the Creation Museum is an import foisted on us by a dirty furriner.
 
2013-01-17 10:25:28 AM  

BigLuca: blatz514: "Theft by unlawful taking"

Orly?

As opposed to taxes.


Lulz
 
2013-01-17 10:36:00 AM  

Calehedron: He was Dixie Mafia selling the horse in Harlan County. Wynn took him out since anyone stupid enough to poach Boyd's turf isn't welcome in his crew.


You magnificent bastard
 
2013-01-17 10:42:16 AM  

Thisbymaster: I thought it was going to be three guys that were found hanging upsidedown from the ceiling.


Nope, they couldn't because they forgot the rope.
 
2013-01-17 11:15:36 AM  

BronyMedic: THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x279]


TV is to blame for this.
 
2013-01-17 11:29:12 AM  
Il Duce:You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later...all eyes to the front.
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Connor, Murphy and Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
 
2013-01-17 11:30:15 AM  
Boondock Saints cosplay?
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2013-01-17 11:31:46 AM  
So four scumbags off the streets? Good.
 
2013-01-17 11:36:43 AM  
Soooo...your logic for stopping evil is to commit a greater evil? Hmmm..maybe we should send them over to Iraq so they can join the derp spewing fundies. They seem on the same level.
 
2013-01-17 11:45:51 AM  
Boondocks Saints?
www.imfdb.org
 
2013-01-17 11:48:56 AM  

BostonEMT: Obviously - we need to ban machetes. THINK of the CHILDREN - AND you don't have the "right" to a machete... or reciprocating saws for that matter...

we should probably ban drugs too, since they were used as a ruse... you know, for the children.


Are you going to the rally on January 19? Link
 
2013-01-17 11:59:16 AM  
Well, I am just thankful there wasn't a gun involved. Obama's laws are working!
 
2013-01-17 12:07:45 PM  
I was expecting the victim to look like a sad loser.
So disappointed.
 
2013-01-17 12:08:19 PM  

give me doughnuts: Ken Ham is from Australia, so those of us in Kentucky who aren't cousin-farking Jesus-loving fark-wits see the Creation Museum is an import foisted on us by a dirty furriner.


Both of you?
 
2013-01-17 12:10:43 PM  

itstehpope: Sounds about right considering the love of vigilante justice in Cincinnati of late.


Such as? just curious.
 
2013-01-17 12:14:37 PM  

Electric_Banana: BronyMedic: THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x279]

TV is to blame for this.


Bad TV
 
2013-01-17 12:43:20 PM  
It's a good thing Charlie Fookin' Bronson brought his fookin' rope.
 
2013-01-17 01:56:17 PM  

CheatCommando: give me doughnuts: Ken Ham is from Australia, so those of us in Kentucky who aren't cousin-farking Jesus-loving fark-wits see the Creation Museum is an import foisted on us by a dirty furriner.

Both of you?


Yes, me and your mom.
 
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