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(Awesome Robo)   Dashing young German dedicates 24 minutes to licking his entire Anime figure collection. In a female swimsuit   (awesome-robo.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-17 05:24:58 PM
"Ve Germans are not all sunshine and chocolates you know."
 
2013-01-17 05:25:38 PM
I guess he was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive, but the male suits were too big around the thighs, so the assistant suggested he try a ladies size.

/got hurt feelin's, he got hurt feelin's.
 
2013-01-17 06:10:04 PM
Ashyukun
turbocucumber: eraser8: The guy's speaking German. But, he doesn't sound German. I'm thinking he might be Swiss.

Yes, he is Swiss. Only the have these such hard k and ch.

I'm not up for watching the video, but if you're describing what it sounds like you are, he may well just be from Bavaria or another part of Germany that speaks that dialect... I learned German in Nuremburg and have always used the hard 'ch' instead of pronouncing it like an 'sh' which always amused the Germans in Frankfurt when my family was stationed there later on.


I can't think of any examples where it would apply, so I'm not sure what you mean by "used the hard 'ch' instead of pronouncing it like an 'sh'"
But the guy in the video is definitely from Switzerland.

Here's an example for Schweizerisch and one for (koa) Bayerisch ;)
 
2013-01-17 06:12:36 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: I guess he was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive, but the male suits were too big around the thighs, so the assistant suggested he try a ladies size.

/got hurt feelin's, he got hurt feelin's.


Get me a small man's wetsuit, please.

/Tears of a rapper
 
2013-01-17 06:30:14 PM
That video is just the start - plenty more here http://www.youtube.com/user/Nervli
 
2013-01-17 06:48:15 PM
So I watched the entire video - this is why I don't talk to other anime fans.

Disregarding the WTF licking, other things that bothered me:

- He has duplicates (I spotted two Menma's and two Madoka's)
- He dropped / broke a couple
- He has an unnecessarily high display cabinet / figure ratio - he usually only had one or two figures per shelf. Those shelves typically hold up to 5 each.
- I have about a quarter of the same figures he does.

At least he's supporting the creators by buying lots of BDs/DVDs, although with that amount I assume they're not imported Japanese ones but locals. Either that, or he's very, very rich.
 
2013-01-17 07:38:36 PM
I saw the thumbnail and the wallscrolls and all I could think was:

LEAVE YURI AND KANADE AND YUI ALONE YOU ICKY MAN!
 
2013-01-17 07:52:32 PM
i rike japanese women
 
2013-01-17 08:58:59 PM
I don't follow anime at all is this type of thing common or if not common at least not totally bizarre in the anime fandom?
 
2013-01-17 09:14:03 PM

trialpha: So I watched the entire video - this is why I don't talk to other anime fans.

Disregarding the WTF licking, other things that bothered me:

- He has duplicates (I spotted two Menma's and two Madoka's)


Yep, those are certainly two characters you would never need a back-up copies of.
 
2013-01-17 09:17:33 PM
That's weird as hell but that is a pretty impressive collection of stuff. Kind of like those Magica Madoka figures.
 
2013-01-17 10:12:17 PM

SkylineRecords: HotIgneous Intruder: I watched and laughed until I cried.
This is what Germans do with the internet.

That and film their oldest and most matronly women having sex with 23 year olds.


truth be told, i like the slow, moist tongues moving with dexterity as they moan approval, paying homage to the inflatable love stick. most young lady porn is really lacking. the old broads know how to make a man bust a nut.
 
2013-01-17 10:36:57 PM
Somehow, I suspect that saliva is not the only bodily fluid to have coated those figurines.
 
2013-01-18 12:09:01 AM

thatboyoverthere: wraithmare: I don't even want to know what the person holding the camera was doing while that was going on.

/Well, kinda
//NO!
///Maybe.
//// Bizarro!!!

Bizarro I love you! Bizarro I love you!


aaawwww squish face.

/you want a peanut?
 
2013-01-18 01:17:27 AM

FedExPope: At one point, before the licking begins, it sounded like he said "my body is ready". Can anyone confirm this?

/Mine was not, unfortunately.


I swear I heard that too....

Precision Boobery: Tak!


Tak ah wan?
 
2013-01-18 01:39:31 AM

degenerate-afro: Just look up kigurumi cosplay (if you are brave enough) and know that many of those people are men.


Oh lord, I can just see my reaction to that now...

-Walk onto train
-See that
-Blink
"I'm not entirely convinced that any of this is real."
-Back out slowly

maltedmothball: thatboyoverthere: wraithmare: I don't even want to know what the person holding the camera was doing while that was going on.

/Well, kinda
//NO!
///Maybe.
//// Bizarro!!!

Bizarro I love you! Bizarro I love you!

aaawwww squish face.

/you want a peanut?


ALL HAIL SQUISHFACE!
 
2013-01-18 01:43:55 AM
Oh hey, I recognize that guy! He took his anime love pillow to a bar.
 
2013-01-18 08:03:32 AM

SlothB77: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


even Japan is saying that is too weird for them.


That's bullshiat and you know it!
 
2013-01-18 11:42:03 AM

Ashyukun: turbocucumber: eraser8: The guy's speaking German.  But, he doesn't sound German.  I'm thinking he might be Swiss.

Yes, he is Swiss. Only the have these such hard k and ch.

I'm not up for watching the video, but if you're describing what it sounds like you are, he may well just be from Bavaria or another part of Germany that speaks that dialect... I learned German in Nuremburg and have always used the hard 'ch' instead of pronouncing it like an 'sh' which always amused the Germans in Frankfurt when my family was stationed there later on.


Bavarians speak a different dialect. Swiss German (which this guy is speaking) belongs to the Alemannic dialect (which is also spoken in Swabia in the southwest of Germany). They sound really different, a native speaker would never confuse them.
Nevertheless: This guy is almost certainly Swiss, not German.
 
2013-01-18 12:02:56 PM

RTOGUY: I don't follow anime at all is this type of thing common or if not common at least not totally bizarre in the anime fandom?


Collecting figures or other merchandise? As common as any other fandom- I have a modest number of figures myself, though only get Nendoroid figures anymore since I limit the space I will use for storing them.

Licking said merchandise- and filming it?!? No, that's not normal, unless you're talking something intended to be licked, like ice cream or a lollipop. And even then, filming it is pretty AW-ish...
 
2013-01-18 12:06:43 PM

Foxxinnia: Oh hey, I recognize that guy! He took his anime love pillow to a bar.


I didn't know what a love pillow was so I looked it up. Now I wish I hadn't. There are many things in this world that I'd feel better remaining ignorant of just for the sake of my own well-being and most of those things seem to come from Japan. I'm sure if I were to devote some time to do some in depth research I would discover that there is probably a great cultural reason to explain what is going on but I'm too scared to dig into it.
 
2013-01-18 07:48:33 PM

RTOGUY: I'm sure if I were to devote some time to do some in depth research I would discover that there is probably a great cultural reason to explain what is going on but I'm too scared to dig into it.


A culture with a highly repressed society where it's important to be polite and proper in public leads to some really weird shiat going on behind the scenes.
 
2013-01-19 02:49:20 PM
Capitalism allows us to have such nice things.
 
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