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(Awesome Robo)   Dashing young German dedicates 24 minutes to licking his entire Anime figure collection. In a female swimsuit   (awesome-robo.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-17 08:04:33 AM
I think he probably started out licking his pewter figurines as a kid and moved graduated to plastic.
 
2013-01-17 08:07:39 AM
Your move, Japan.
 
2013-01-17 08:23:43 AM

Nabb1: Your move, Japan.



Don't get the two of them started again.
 
2013-01-17 08:38:59 AM

Nabb1: Your move, Japan.



even Japan is saying that is too weird for them.
 
2013-01-17 08:57:25 AM

Nabb1: Your move, Japan.



How do you say, "Challenge Accepted" in Japanese?
 
2013-01-17 09:14:22 AM

Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


Ah, I see my work here is done.
 
2013-01-17 09:25:23 AM

xanadian: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


How do you say, "Challenge Accepted" in Japanese?


挑戦受けました!
 
2013-01-17 09:35:07 AM
Less than 2 seconds of that was enough!
 
2013-01-17 09:35:29 AM

xanadian: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


How do you say, "Challenge Accepted" in Japanese?


Charrenge Accepted
 
2013-01-17 09:38:09 AM
The guy's speaking German.  But, he doesn't sound German.  I'm thinking he might be Swiss.
 
2013-01-17 09:51:06 AM
RULE 34!
 
2013-01-17 10:02:38 AM
I watched and laughed until I cried.
This is what Germans do with the internet.
 
2013-01-17 10:06:27 AM
At one point, before the licking begins, it sounded like he said "my body is ready". Can anyone confirm this?

/Mine was not, unfortunately.
 
2013-01-17 10:10:11 AM
Tak!
 
2013-01-17 10:15:53 AM

eraser8: The guy's speaking German.  But, he doesn't sound German.  I'm thinking he might be Swiss.


Yes, he is Swiss. Only the have these such hard k and ch.
 
2013-01-17 10:20:22 AM
The Fark is string with this thread.

The potential here is limitless.
 
2013-01-17 10:21:43 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: The Fark is string strong with this thread.

The potential here is limitless.


FIFM

Until I come derping along with my typos, at least...
 
2013-01-17 10:22:40 AM

Sybarite: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


Don't get the two of them started again.


And don't mention the war!
 
2013-01-17 10:26:04 AM

Nabb1: Your move, Japan.


Uhh, you don't want the Japanese to get involved in this thread. I've seen some of their collectible figures, and I'm sure it would earn me a ban if I just gave a vague description of what these figures look like, without even mentioning what the "collectors" use them for.
 
2013-01-17 10:33:41 AM
Good lord don't invoke or provoke Japan into this one. That's like provoking D. Smart in a video game thread. It invites an apocalypse of biblical proportions.
 
2013-01-17 10:35:27 AM
Dashing young German dedicates defecates 24 minutes to licking his entire Anime figure collection. In a female swimsuit

FTFY
 
2013-01-17 10:37:46 AM
*Reads the posts..... Decides NOT to click the link*
 
2013-01-17 10:40:31 AM
odgamer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 10:48:18 AM
I don't even want to know what the person holding the camera was doing while that was going on.

/Well, kinda
//NO!
///Maybe.
//// Bizarro!!!
 
2013-01-17 10:54:05 AM
Our refusal to move toward universal healthcare and love of guns must seem just as strange to the Germans.
 
2013-01-17 10:54:08 AM
It's to ensure no one else touches his anime figure collection.
 
2013-01-17 11:06:27 AM
This thread has so much potential...
 
2013-01-17 11:07:59 AM

wraithmare: I don't even want to know what the person holding the camera was doing while that was going on.

/Well, kinda
//NO!
///Maybe.
//// Bizarro!!!


Bizarro I love you! Bizarro I love you!
 
2013-01-17 11:18:28 AM

traylor: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.

Uhh, you don't want the Japanese to get involved in this thread. I've seen some of their collectible figures, and I'm sure it would earn me a ban if I just gave a vague description of what these figures look like, without even mentioning what the "collectors" use them for.


Hot glue bath.
 
2013-01-17 11:24:08 AM

The Evil Home Brewer: *Reads the posts..... Decides NOT to click the link*


That's also my approach to "suspect" links on Fark...
 
2013-01-17 11:27:52 AM
Sorry, I'm not into pokemon.
 
2013-01-17 11:48:55 AM

wraithmare: I don't even want to know what the person holding the camera was doing while that was going on.

/Well, kinda
//NO!
///Maybe.
//// Bizarro!!!


You know it was his mom.
 
2013-01-17 12:07:28 PM
What the hell is wrong with German people?
 
2013-01-17 12:24:08 PM

traylor: Nabb1: Your move, Japan.

Uhh, you don't want the Japanese to get involved in this thread. I've seen some of their collectible figures, and I'm sure it would earn me a ban if I just gave a vague description of what these figures look like, without even mentioning what the "collectors" use them for.


Relax.

Its just hot glue.
 
2013-01-17 12:30:48 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: The potential here is limitless.


Which is why everyone so far has used this opportunity to rag on Japan.

/little do they know that Korean animation goes places even Japan won't touch
 
2013-01-17 12:42:28 PM
At about 2:50:
"Mmh-mh, this one tastes like..dust. When did you dust them the last time? No, I prefer not to know."
 
2013-01-17 12:44:25 PM
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Wow. At first I thought the headline was talking about the figures being in a swimsuit, not him.

BTW, there are some men in Japan that do this as well, but they normally wear masks while they are doing it, thus they aren't quite as brave as this guy. Just look up kigurumi cosplay (if you are brave enough) and know that many of those people are men.

xspblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 12:45:32 PM
You just know that someday hes going to get tired of his collection and sell it on eBay.

*shudders*
 
2013-01-17 12:53:44 PM
Won't be impressed until he hot glues them.
 
2013-01-17 01:17:13 PM
"Lets taste the wing first. The wing tastes like paint, that wasn't planned for. [..]. The panties also taste like paint; if I'm not alive anymore tomorrow, we now know why."
 
2013-01-17 01:37:32 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: I watched and laughed until I cried.
This is what Germans do with the internet.


That and film their oldest and most matronly women having sex with 23 year olds.
 
2013-01-17 01:52:59 PM
i am so turned on
 
2013-01-17 01:57:03 PM
theforvm.org

"I ... am ... Funnybot."
 
2013-01-17 02:10:22 PM
Wait, there are female and male swimsuits?
 
2013-01-17 02:18:33 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 02:20:04 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Wait, there are female and male swimsuits?


Duh. Where did you think children's swimsuits came from?
 
2013-01-17 02:45:22 PM
Is this before or after Steve-O shoved them up his ass?
 
2013-01-17 03:19:52 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 04:23:50 PM

turbocucumber: eraser8: The guy's speaking German.  But, he doesn't sound German.  I'm thinking he might be Swiss.

Yes, he is Swiss. Only the have these such hard k and ch.


I'm not up for watching the video, but if you're describing what it sounds like you are, he may well just be from Bavaria or another part of Germany that speaks that dialect... I learned German in Nuremburg and have always used the hard 'ch' instead of pronouncing it like an 'sh' which always amused the Germans in Frankfurt when my family was stationed there later on.
 
2013-01-17 04:49:56 PM

degenerate-afro: Just look up kigurumi cosplay (if you are brave enough) and know that all of those people are men.


ftfy
 
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