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2013-01-17 12:19:47 AM  
14 votes:
Turns out there is a limit to what is acceptable and what isn't.

That limit is corn.
2013-01-17 12:22:06 AM  
11 votes:

no clever name here just move along: You shouldn't go to jail for poor taste.


You shouldn't go to jail for poo taste.
2013-01-16 11:36:06 PM  
7 votes:
Looks like Grumpy Tommy Lee Jones to me.
2013-01-17 12:31:31 AM  
6 votes:
when asked for comment all the defendant had to say was, "Ski bi di bi di do bap do do do bam do ada bwi ba ba bada bo baba ba da bo bwi ba ba ba do "
2013-01-17 12:27:46 AM  
6 votes:

Manfred J. Hattan: casual disregard: Nevermind the content, depraved as it is. We just became a non-free society through this decision.

Meh. It'll get overturned on appeal. What will be interesting is to see how many people post in this thread defending this guys rights who also believe that his company should have been prosecuted if it had publicly endorsed someone for president. Those are the people who will make us a non-free society.


i16.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 02:04:29 AM  
5 votes:

casual disregard: log_jammin: casual disregard: I think you misunderstand. I'm not surprised here.

*eye roll* whatever dude. champion the rights of dog farkers, I don't really care.

If you didn't care, you wouldn't have commented. As it is, you despise your fellow man.

EVERYBODY PANIC: Hmmm. I'm finally starting to enjoy this thread. Here is one man's definition of FREEDOM: The societal condition in which everybody is in full, 100% control of his/her property (which includes one's own biological self). Is that helpful? I would enjoy a converation on this much more than a thread on Brazillian fetish films.

How would you define freedom?


another word for nothing left to lose?
2013-01-17 12:46:20 AM  
5 votes:
art.penny-arcade.com
2013-01-17 12:59:49 AM  
4 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Turns out there is a limit to what is acceptable and what isn't.

That limit is corn.


media.skateboard.com.au
2013-01-17 12:47:59 AM  
4 votes:

Pincy: Animals can't consent.


Neigh means neigh.
2013-01-17 12:24:12 AM  
4 votes:
In a related joke, the funniest line from last week's 30 Rock: (paraphrased because I can't remember the exact line)

"I don't want to be Harriet TubMAN... change it to Tubgirl!"
2013-01-17 01:23:19 AM  
3 votes:
media.reason.com3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh how the Commanders of the Galactica have fallen...
2013-01-17 12:19:55 AM  
3 votes:
What a load of sh*t.
2013-01-17 12:18:40 AM  
3 votes:
Well that's shiatty.
2013-01-17 08:42:13 AM  
2 votes:
kim jong-un
Carth: liam76:


Goes beyond free speech? Unless it directly incites violence it isn't beyond free speech. As long as they are willing participants, govt should be hands off.

How do you determine if someone is a willing participant? If they are coerced, mislead, under mental distress, or under the influence of any drugs does that negate consent?

Holy shiat, how does anyone determine if anyone is a willing participant?

How the fark do I know if the bus driver driving my bus isn't being coerced, misled, under mental distress (duress I think you mean?)


Awesome point! I'm being coerced by the power company, the water company and several banks to show up for work. Hey, as long as the boss hears the keyboard clacking, she thinks I'm building damn LiveCycle form. Truth is, I already built the damn forms but I post one every couple of days. Plus, I have web pages compiling! You know web pages don't compile and I know that web pages don't compile. But the boss doesn't know. And knowledge is power.

I have to go and pay tribute to one of my many evil oppressors, the Credit Union, this afternoon. If I don't they'll take away the wife's car and put a hurt on me called a 'lien'. Because the car isn't worth what is owed. I'd love to be free and sit in the middle of a big green field and shoot flare guns at passing jet liners but I can't I have to sit here and act busy. Well, back to the grind. Julie from Accounting should be walking in from the parking lot and I don't want to miss those legs.
I'm just takin' what they're givin' cause I'm working for a living.
2013-01-17 02:31:54 AM  
2 votes:
karlrimkus.com
I understand he represented himself.
2013-01-17 01:43:19 AM  
2 votes:
Meh. Everyone knows swap.avi was better.
2013-01-17 01:36:01 AM  
2 votes:
i'm sure it's been said but this really left a bad taste in my mouth
2013-01-17 12:48:50 AM  
2 votes:

Paris1127: The video referenced in the headline (it's NSFW and not worth the trauma) is another man's work. What's scary is that there are probably more people out there making similar films...


Then I recommend that you (or anyone else actually sickened by 2g1c) never go to any porn torrent site and search for "mfx".  Or so I'm told by a friend.

Some of the titles of their movies are hilarious, though.  Link (very very nsfw.  Not actual movies, just a list of dvds for sale)  My favorite is "Karla's Birthday Bukkake: Bring your Diarrhea!"
2013-01-17 12:38:50 AM  
2 votes:
I'd like to see the celebrities coming out in support of this 'artist' and his works of 'art'.

Dude's a peddler. Looks like he got Max Hardcored and didn't even get to fark anyone.

And that 2 girls 1 Cup video is fake as fark - it's just the inbuilt revulsion to anything poopy that gives it the rep. The prosecutors should have had the jurors eat some of that poop ice cream in defence. Now, TUBGIRL on the other MrHands, well...
2013-01-17 12:35:51 AM  
2 votes:
Next we need to round up all the people who make hate speeches towards anyone rich.
2013-01-17 12:22:38 AM  
2 votes:
media.reason.comwww.awardscircuit.com
2013-01-17 12:20:36 AM  
2 votes:
Why the fark is the justice department wasting their time on this? is Reagan still president?
2013-01-16 11:29:07 PM  
2 votes:

SevenizGud: How is it that OSHA doesn't apply?


Because the video was shot in a foreign country.
2013-01-16 10:38:46 PM  
2 votes:
The day America died.
2013-01-16 10:17:37 PM  
2 votes:
media.reason.com
Captain Caveman go to jail Now?
CAPTAIN CAAAVEMAN!
/sigh
2013-01-17 07:46:15 PM  
1 votes:

Raging Whore Moans: dammit, i just viewed a Reason article.


Let me guess; a frequent HuffPo reader. Or a Hannity fan. Either one applies.
2013-01-17 09:41:01 AM  
1 votes:
It's a sure sign of how annoying Fark has gotten with all the gun troll threads that one about diarrhea and dog dicks comes as a relief.
2013-01-17 08:36:41 AM  
1 votes:
thehomestarmy.com

now in 3D!!!!!
2013-01-17 08:32:28 AM  
1 votes:
i266.photobucket.com

Missing the teardrop.
2013-01-17 08:17:40 AM  
1 votes:
media.reason.com

Leaving that woman unexploited is making that Native American cry!
2013-01-17 06:11:02 AM  
1 votes:
I thought the obscenity-meister looked like Commander Adama
i.imgur.comwww.walkingtaco.com
2013-01-17 04:53:37 AM  
1 votes:
And this travesty of justice is covered on a site on which one cannot spell shiat.
2013-01-17 04:46:46 AM  
1 votes:

ariosto: Meh. Everyone knows swap.avi was better.


This.

/obligatory Something Awful swap.avi review
2013-01-17 04:18:08 AM  
1 votes:

GungFu: Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With [Image of a woman and a dog that did not have sex via Shutterstock]


Oh man, I just like to imagine the chick in the photo reading this article.

I'll just sell this cute stock photo of me and Sparky. Maybe a pet hotel or something can use it on their website, yay!
WOMAN KILLED BY DOG SPERM AFTER SEXING UP DOG SHE MET ON INTERNET
._.
2013-01-17 03:56:59 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Federal prosecutors had to try Isaacs three times before winning a conviction."

Triple Jeopardy... where the winnings can really stack up...
2013-01-17 03:55:55 AM  
1 votes:
First they came for the Potheads, but I don't smoke so I said nothing. Next they came for the gun nuts, but I don't own guns, so I said nothing. Finally they're here for the dog/pig/chicken/horse farkers and suddenly people give a fark about the bill of rights?

Farkers suck.
2013-01-17 03:50:04 AM  
1 votes:

GungFu: Dogs will fark humans if given the chance. Fact. Some let it. And Die:


so never EVER turn your back on a dog, or it will rape you.
2013-01-17 03:49:24 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: So if an orangutan rapes a woman, it's a case of the woman abusing an orangutan? Or since the woman didn't consent, is it just mutual abuse?

*blink*


i think my 'wtfamireading' moment came with comparing washing your dogs ass to humping it.

fark is where analogy goes to die, and be reborn zombified.
2013-01-17 03:47:22 AM  
1 votes:
What I'm getting from this thread:

1. Urgh, poop. Gross. But it's not harming anyone, so...
2. Doggy Sex. Urgh, sentient being. Not consensual. Kill the bastard.

Well, about the doggy not being cogniscent of choice:

www.howpilgrim.comv025o.popscreen.com
3.bp.blogspot.com t2.gstatic.com

Dogs will fark humans if given the chance. Fact. Some let it. And Die:

Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With [Image of a woman and a dog that did not have sex via Shutterstock]
2013-01-17 03:30:00 AM  
1 votes:

1derful: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: 1derful: Mike Chewbacca: AverageAmericanGuy: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Am I the only one here who didn't miss the part about animals or is animal abuse not a big deal any more?

Animal abuse is abuse in much the same way self abuse is abuse.

When I abuse myself, I give myself consent. Therefore, it is not abuse. Animals cannot consent to engaging in sex acts with humans. Therefore, it is abuse.

So if an orangutan rapes a woman, it's a case of the woman abusing an orangutan? Or since the woman didn't consent, is it just mutual abuse?

OMFG, are you serious?

Yes I am.

By your logic, any sex act between an animal and human is abuse. What if the animal instigates the act without the human's consent?


So did you have a bad experience once? Did the animal not call you the next day? WTF dude? Do you often find yourself in situations where you are at risk of being raped by an animal? I don't think I have ever once thought to myself "watch out, that animal might rape me" and I don't think I know or have heard of anybody else who has either. But maybe I just don't get out enough or don't hang around the right people?

But since we're on the subject, how does the dog get the woman's clothes off before he rapes her?
2013-01-17 03:29:23 AM  
1 votes:
So if an orangutan rapes a woman, it's a case of the woman abusing an orangutan? Or since the woman didn't consent, is it just mutual abuse?

*blink*
2013-01-17 03:12:01 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: untaken_name: They can't consent to being given baths,

Consent isn't required for tasks that amount to taking proper care of your dependent. You can also give your kids booster shots and dock their allowance for not doing their homework without their consent.

If farking your dog was a vital part of keeping him healthy and free of infection, it wouldn't be illegal. Also dogs would probably not be quite as popular as pets with the exception of some pretty niche markets.



Why are you even responding to him? He is a troll, the type of person that shaves his dog, then glues the hair onto his nuts to make himself look like a grown man.
2013-01-17 02:48:44 AM  
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: AverageAmericanGuy: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Am I the only one here who didn't miss the part about animals or is animal abuse not a big deal any more?

Animal abuse is abuse in much the same way self abuse is abuse.

When I abuse myself, I give myself consent. Therefore, it is not abuse. Animals cannot consent to engaging in sex acts with humans. Therefore, it is abuse.


Nature finds a way.

PNSFW
2013-01-17 02:43:41 AM  
1 votes:

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Am I the only one here who didn't miss the part about animals or is animal abuse not a big deal any more?


Animal abuse is abuse in much the same way self abuse is abuse.
2013-01-17 01:55:41 AM  
1 votes:

casual disregard: As it is, you despise your fellow man.


that's it. I despise my fellow man and I support sharia law.
2013-01-17 01:48:51 AM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.coma57.foxnews.com

Two Adamas, one sandblaster.
2013-01-17 01:46:53 AM  
1 votes:
media.reason.comwww.booklounge.ca

He really fell on hard times after the Montreal Screwjob.
2013-01-17 01:36:23 AM  
1 votes:

casual disregard: I take the side of Voltaire: We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard. Because fark tyranny and fark control.


That was actually a typo. He meant to write, We have a natural right to make use of our penis as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard. Voltaire was railing against the misanthropic regime of cunnilingus, and the threat of STDs.
2013-01-17 01:08:28 AM  
1 votes:

dookdookdook: Does CNN do a lot of reports about the STD infection rates of South American fetish porn skanks?


not unless someone tweets it.
2013-01-17 01:03:23 AM  
1 votes:
Yet no one was forced to participate in making these movies

It was smart of him to get those animals to sign waivers.
2013-01-17 01:02:47 AM  
1 votes:

Pincy: Animals can't consent. Fark this guy if he thinks that's art.


He might very well like that.
2013-01-17 01:00:37 AM  
1 votes:
media.reason.com
www.metal-archives.com
2013-01-17 12:58:58 AM  
1 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: when asked for comment all the defendant had to say was, "Ski bi di bi di do bap do do do bam do ada bwi ba ba bada bo baba ba da bo bwi ba ba ba do "


ic.pics.livejournal.com

Approves
2013-01-17 12:58:11 AM  
1 votes:
What the hedline is referencing is one of the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, and I truly believe I should have to go to jail for seeing it.

/proud sheeple
2013-01-17 12:46:43 AM  
1 votes:
Edward James Olmos really let himself go.
2013-01-17 12:43:00 AM  
1 votes:
So, why is this in the "politics" tab?

Oh, they mentiond shiat, never mind.
2013-01-17 12:36:18 AM  
1 votes:

spman: When the activity goes beyond free speech, and borders on being dangerous to the participants, it has to be stopped.


So the Jackass crew should be arrested? How about the producers of Cops? Skydiving videos? X-games participants? the NFL?

I'd rather take a log to the chest than get a concussion from the 350# linebacker.
2013-01-17 12:35:28 AM  
1 votes:

theMightyRegeya: Here's one for you folks who voted Republican because freedoms


The United States Department of Justice is run by President Obama & Democratic appointees and has been since 2009.
2013-01-17 12:34:05 AM  
1 votes:

spman: When the activity goes beyond free speech, and borders on being dangerous to the participants, it has to be stopped.


So you are also against skydiving, jogging, mountain climbing, driving cars, flying on airplanes, and taking showers? Did you know that people DIE doing all of those things? THEY MUST BE STOPPED NOW!!!11!
2013-01-17 12:31:47 AM  
1 votes:
Jamie Gillis laughs from the beyond...
2013-01-17 12:26:46 AM  
1 votes:

Bob Falfa: Looks like Grumpy Tommy Lee Jones to me.


That's redundant.

It could also be Edward James Olmos.
2013-01-17 12:25:42 AM  
1 votes:

no clever name here just move along: You shouldn't go to jail for poor taste.


So much this. If freedom of speech protects Westboro and the KKK how does it not protect to this.

/intake and output seems like.
2013-01-17 12:23:46 AM  
1 votes:
dammit, i just viewed a Reason article.
2013-01-17 12:23:13 AM  
1 votes:
So who's gonna get things started with the pics?
 
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