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(Spinner)   Rod Stewart says he was never addicted to cocaine, and it was just the fashion at the time to shove it up your ass, which cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em   ( divider line
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2013-01-16 09:20:32 PM  
3 votes:
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane but yesterday I proved myself wrong.
2013-01-17 08:27:30 AM  
2 votes:
In 1966 the Rutles faced the biggest threat to their careers. Nasty in a widely quoted interview had apparently claimed that the Rutles were bigger than God, and was reported to have gone on to say that God had never had a hit record.

The story spread like wildfire in America. Many fans burnt their albums, many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums. Album sales skyrocketed, People were buying them just to burn them.

But in fact it was all a ghastly mistake. Nasty, talking to a slightly deaf journalist, had claimed only that the Rutles were bigger than Rod. Rod Stewart would not be big for another eight years, and certainly at this stage hadn't had a hit. At a press conference, Nasty apologised to God, Rod and the Press, and the tour went ahead as planned. It would be the Rutles' last.
2013-01-17 12:12:59 AM  
2 votes:
 True story, bro:

 When I was a bartender, someone played a Rod Stewart song on the jukebox. "Some Guys Have all the Luck" I believe it was. Anyway, With my back to one end of the bar, I mentioned that Stewart used to be kinda cool when he was with The Faces, etc, but that now he was a maudlin b*tch who needed to be put in the rock 'n roll old folks home, along with Elton John. The customers at that end of the bar were starting at me wide-eyed, and didn't say a word.

 So I turn around and there he is. Farking Rod Stewart. In my bar with an impossibly hot piece of ass waiting to order a drink. A customer had played the song because they noticed he was there.

 I was mortified. Rather than apologize profusely, I took the cowardly way out and said nothing. The guy still tipped well. I thought he was going to tear me a new one, and was prepared for it. I got away easy, that time. At least it wasn't some defensive tackle I was calling a schmuck as my voice sailed over the jukebox.
2013-01-16 09:51:44 PM  
2 votes:
Deviated septum is hard enough to deal with, but deviated anus?  Fart snores?

That's the path not taken.
2013-01-17 12:50:29 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, what biyaaatci said.  My understanding is that he was addicted to sucking dick after his concerts.  Just lined dudes up, dropped to his knees and sucked 'em all off.  I honestly don't remember if he did this with 20 or 25 guys.  Anyone recall?  Anyway, the story was that after one post-show-suck-session, he apparently went a little too far and had to have his stomach pumped.

The detail that biyaaatci forgot, though, was that they pumped a gallon of semen out of his stomach.

It was a cautionary tale for the times (the mid-70's), sure, but it still readily applies to our 21st Century workaday world.
2013-01-17 09:36:57 AM  
1 vote:
Expressing your love physically backstage, and later getting your stomach pumped because of the results was also the style of the times.
2013-01-17 09:32:22 AM  
1 vote:
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" is the official 70s anthem to herpes and ludes.
2013-01-17 07:53:55 AM  
1 vote:

Wild Eyed and Wicked: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.

Thank you

/I thought it was just me

I feel the same way and I have never been able to verbalize why...there is just something about him that makes me cringe. He just creeps me the fark out.

In the same boat. I think it's the uber confidence he exudes in spite of being as ugly as a troll from an illustrated Brothers Grimm tale. "If you think I'm sexy????" FU Stewart.
2013-01-17 06:51:18 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody? Really?


"'Gimmie 5 bees for a quarter' you'd say"
2013-01-17 04:34:19 AM  
1 vote:
Bumblebee? Way back then, and to this day, the Canadian nickel has Justin Beaver on the back both prophecizing and honoring their most precious export.
2013-01-17 12:46:09 AM  
1 vote:
I don't do cocaine.....I just like the way it smells.
2013-01-16 09:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?

I'm not sure if enough of it ends up in the bloodstream that way.

Then again, I'm not exactly sure how your butthole absorbs cocaine, either.  So I could be well off base here.
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