shanrick: And he kept an onion in his pants, as that was the fashion of those days.
Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart. I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally. I don't know why. I can't explain it. I know virtually nothing about the man. He may be a really great guy.But I still want to have a boot party on his face.
fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anallyUm... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?
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