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(Spinner)   Rod Stewart says he was never addicted to cocaine, and it was just the fashion at the time to shove it up your ass, which cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em   (spinner.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-17 06:02:41 PM

jagarr: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart..

he visited my parents place in Smithville, NJ after a show in AC last year. mom said he was a really nice dude but that his suit was hideous. powder blue, yikes - like the one sandler wore in the wedding singer


What does mom think about pants hanging off the ass?
 
2013-01-17 06:32:59 PM
His autobiography makes him seem pretty likeable, just a loveable scamp with a great sense of humor (including about the rumor of the semen, he actually gets sort of mathematical about the amount of dudes he'd have to have blown depending on the version of the rumor) He doesn't come off as well in Alana Stewart's book but I suspect the truth is somewhere in the middle.
 
2013-01-17 08:45:30 PM

shastacola: Rod Stewart has made some classic albums,including Never A Dull Moment, Gasoline Alley and Every Picture Tells A Story. Then he caught the disco,cocaine,Studio 54 wave and made music that sucked forever after. It was sad to watch in real time.


I had nothing to do on this hot afternoon but to settle down and write THIS.
 
2013-01-17 09:43:03 PM
Rod Stewart's butt cost a nickel?

Then how did so much *ermhrm* end up in his stomach? Did his mouth cost a penny?
 
2013-01-17 10:13:01 PM

poot_rootbeer: Rod Stewart's butt cost a nickel?

Then how did so much *ermhrm* end up in his stomach? Did his mouth cost a penny?


see also schubie's  post above, but the math is really not in the favour of that story... a gallon is about 256 guys worth, aside from the actual size of a stomach which tops out at about a quart.  Which would still be 64 guys to be full... which is still hard to picture.
 
2013-01-17 10:20:42 PM

KrispyKritter: that is awesome. big mouth bartender who depends on customers kindness and loose change can't keep his mouth shut at the risk of going home near broke. self made multi millionaire who has banged more scalding hot tail than all of us in this thread combined. alleged poofster shows he's a class act. no doubt you'll go to your grave still thinking your customers have to have your words of wisdom no matter how unwelcome they may be. on the plus side you're surrounded by alcohol.


Jesus, man, it was an accident. So I made a comment about a musical artist. Haven't you? Ever? I already told you I was mortified at myself.

 I never went home broke, and more often than not I didn't go home alone. Did I make Rod Stewart money? Of course not. But I can also openly criticize the players on my football team even though they make more in one year than I'll make during the rest of my life. It's called having an opinion. I know you have one, too, evidenced by your string of increasingly abrasive posts here at Fark.
 
2013-01-17 10:57:00 PM

dickfreckle: KrispyKritter: that is awesome. big mouth bartender who depends on customers kindness and loose change can't keep his mouth shut at the risk of going home near broke. self made multi millionaire who has banged more scalding hot tail than all of us in this thread combined. alleged poofster shows he's a class act. no doubt you'll go to your grave still thinking your customers have to have your words of wisdom no matter how unwelcome they may be. on the plus side you're surrounded by alcohol.

Jesus, man, it was an accident. So I made a comment about a musical artist. Haven't you? Ever? I already told you I was mortified at myself.

 I never went home broke, and more often than not I didn't go home alone. Did I make Rod Stewart money? Of course not. But I can also openly criticize the players on my football team even though they make more in one year than I'll make during the rest of my life. It's called having an opinion. I know you have one, too, evidenced by your string of increasingly abrasive posts here at Fark.


Krispykritter is not here to make friends.
 
2013-01-18 12:18:46 AM

shanrick: And he kept an onion in his pants, as that was the fashion of those days.


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2013-01-18 01:03:13 AM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.

Thank you

/I thought it was just me

I feel the same way and I have never been able to verbalize why...there is just something about him that makes me cringe. He just creeps me the fark out.


Some people have really punchable faces. I'm pretty sure it's a Science Fact.
 
2013-01-18 01:42:43 AM

ambercat: Some people have really punchable faces. I'm pretty sure it's a Science Fact.


That's why the Germans have the word backpfeifengesicht, isn't it?
 
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