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(Spinner)   Rod Stewart says he was never addicted to cocaine, and it was just the fashion at the time to shove it up your ass, which cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em   (spinner.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-16 09:08:38 PM
And he kept an onion in his pants, as that was the fashion of those days.
 
2013-01-16 09:19:54 PM
I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.
 
2013-01-16 09:20:32 PM
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane but yesterday I proved myself wrong.
 
2013-01-16 09:30:40 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


Thank you

/I thought it was just me
 
2013-01-16 09:31:26 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


FWIW I've never known exactly why I like him.
 
2013-01-16 09:34:35 PM
"So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?
 
2013-01-16 09:37:19 PM

fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?


I'm not sure if enough of it ends up in the bloodstream that way.

Then again, I'm not exactly sure how your butthole absorbs cocaine, either.  So I could be well off base here.
 
2013-01-16 09:51:44 PM
Deviated septum is hard enough to deal with, but deviated anus?  Fart snores?

That's the path not taken.
 
2013-01-16 09:58:46 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


I was right there with you until I read an interview after his howevermanyth divorce, where he said next time I feel like getting married, I'm gonna find a woman I hate, and buy her a house.  Awesome.  Of course he's married twice and divorced once since then....
 
2013-01-16 09:59:21 PM

brap: Deviated septum is hard enough to deal with, but deviated anus?  Fart snores?

That's the path not taken.


Not to mention the post-anal drip

/eww
 
2013-01-16 10:04:29 PM

Lsherm: fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?

I'm not sure if enough of it ends up in the bloodstream that way.

Then again, I'm not exactly sure how your butthole absorbs cocaine, either.  So I could be well off base here.


The kids doing wine enemas are getting hammered, way more than drinking would do for the same amount of wine...
vodka is even more dangerous...
 
2013-01-16 10:14:03 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart. I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally. I don't know why. I can't explain it. I know virtually nothing about the man. He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


It probably has to do with whatever spirit came into the voice of Sam Cooke returning to Earth via the manky Scots git Rod Stewart, who, after a few damn fine records, proceeded to take this astounding gift and record "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

Rod's been coasting on early-70's awesomeness for even longer than Stevie Wonder.
 
2013-01-16 10:20:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


Its because your a poorly adjusted homophobe.  Why not admit you don't like him cause he overdosed on tubesnackerstm and that icks you out.
 
2013-01-16 10:52:04 PM
Lou: You got any ritalin? Don't farkin' lie to me, every one of you people have ritalin.
cf2.imgobject.com
Jacob: [to Lou] I have some Ativan but it's different.
Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses!
Jacob: It's not a suppository!
Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!
 
2013-01-16 11:08:36 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


I know just what you mean. He bugs me too.
 
2013-01-17 12:12:59 AM
 True story, bro:

 When I was a bartender, someone played a Rod Stewart song on the jukebox. "Some Guys Have all the Luck" I believe it was. Anyway, With my back to one end of the bar, I mentioned that Stewart used to be kinda cool when he was with The Faces, etc, but that now he was a maudlin b*tch who needed to be put in the rock 'n roll old folks home, along with Elton John. The customers at that end of the bar were starting at me wide-eyed, and didn't say a word.

 So I turn around and there he is. Farking Rod Stewart. In my bar with an impossibly hot piece of ass waiting to order a drink. A customer had played the song because they noticed he was there.

 I was mortified. Rather than apologize profusely, I took the cowardly way out and said nothing. The guy still tipped well. I thought he was going to tear me a new one, and was prepared for it. I got away easy, that time. At least it wasn't some defensive tackle I was calling a schmuck as my voice sailed over the jukebox.
 
2013-01-17 12:46:09 AM
I don't do cocaine.....I just like the way it smells.
 
2013-01-17 12:53:23 AM

dickfreckle: True story, bro:

 When I was a bartender, someone played a Rod Stewart song on the jukebox. "Some Guys Have all the Luck" I believe it was. Anyway, With my back to one end of the bar, I mentioned that Stewart used to be kinda cool when he was with The Faces, etc, but that now he was a maudlin b*tch who needed to be put in the rock 'n roll old folks home, along with Elton John. The customers at that end of the bar were starting at me wide-eyed, and didn't say a word.

 So I turn around and there he is. Farking Rod Stewart. In my bar with an impossibly hot piece of ass waiting to order a drink. A customer had played the song because they noticed he was there.

 I was mortified. Rather than apologize profusely, I took the cowardly way out and said nothing. The guy still tipped well. I thought he was going to tear me a new one, and was prepared for it. I got away easy, that time. At least it wasn't some defensive tackle I was calling a schmuck as my voice sailed over the jukebox.


I hope you comped him a round at least. Did he give any indication at all?

/seriously... that's funny
//I've done similar things, but not on that scale
///well, almost on that scale
 
2013-01-17 01:06:54 AM

The_Sponge: I don't do cocaine.....I just like the way it smells.


Like a musky colon. Something classy, like Drakkar Noir.
 
2013-01-17 01:23:52 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I hope you comped him a round at least. Did he give any indication at all?


Oh yeah, I comped the first round, and he sort of winked and left a $20 bill as a tip. As I said, I got lucky on this one. On the other hand, it's not like I said anything the press hasn't been telling him for 20 years now, so he probably just didn't give a damn. Either way, I escaped without making any real waves. Since then, I've admired the man's music on a different level.

 This is hardly my most horrific celebrity experience. We worked in a 'hot' spot, and anyone in town for a concert or film set would come in.
 
2013-01-17 04:07:09 AM
I've really liked Rod Stewart. Fond memories include staying late after school for swim team workout, and when it was over one day hearing Maggie May for the first time playing on the school P.A. speakers while walking the hallway before going home. He had a lot of great songs in the 70s, and only got better in the 1980s.
 
2013-01-17 04:10:23 AM

Kevin72: I've really liked Rod Stewart. Fond memories include staying late after school for swim team workout, and when it was over one day hearing Maggie May for the first time playing on the school P.A. speakers while walking the hallway before going home. He had a lot of great songs in the 70s, and only got better in the 1980s.


Old Turks... stayed home... tonight.
 
2013-01-17 04:26:07 AM

dickfreckle: True story, bro:

 When I was a bartender, someone played a Rod Stewart song on the jukebox. "Some Guys Have all the Luck" I believe it was. Anyway, With my back to one end of the bar, I mentioned that Stewart used to be kinda cool when he was with The Faces, etc, but that now he was a maudlin b*tch who needed to be put in the rock 'n roll old folks home, along with Elton John. The customers at that end of the bar were starting at me wide-eyed, and didn't say a word.

 So I turn around and there he is. Farking Rod Stewart. In my bar with an impossibly hot piece of ass waiting to order a drink. A customer had played the song because they noticed he was there.

 I was mortified. Rather than apologize profusely, I took the cowardly way out and said nothing. The guy still tipped well. I thought he was going to tear me a new one, and was prepared for it. I got away easy, that time. At least it wasn't some defensive tackle I was calling a schmuck as my voice sailed over the jukebox.


that is awesome. big mouth bartender who depends on customers kindness and loose change can't keep his mouth shut at the risk of going home near broke. self made multi millionaire who has banged more scalding hot tail than all of us in this thread combined. alleged poofster shows he's a class act. no doubt you'll go to your grave still thinking your customers have to have your words of wisdom no matter how unwelcome they may be. on the plus side you're surrounded by alcohol.
 
2013-01-17 04:34:19 AM
Bumblebee? Way back then, and to this day, the Canadian nickel has Justin Beaver on the back both prophecizing and honoring their most precious export.
 
2013-01-17 04:51:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.

Thank you

/I thought it was just me


I feel the same way and I have never been able to verbalize why...there is just something about him that makes me cringe. He just creeps me the fark out.
 
2013-01-17 06:07:52 AM

shanrick: And he kept an onion in his pants, as that was the fashion of those days.


Tied to his belt, which was the style at the time.

Hand back your Simpsons card.
 
2013-01-17 06:11:04 AM
Rod Stewart is pretty farking amazing, not only as a singer/songwriter, but as a model railroad enthusiast. Did you know he has patents on some of his inventions for model railroads? His buddies call him RailRod because of his love for the pastime.
 
2013-01-17 06:47:42 AM
The day of my college graduation I had a nicotine patch on my leg because at the time my parents didn't know I smoked and I def. needed some nicotine when around a certain parent. Well, that morning I decided to try putting a couple pinches of snow between the patch and my leg and I'll be damned if some of it wasn't absorbed.
Now you may not believe me, but it's the honest truth. And thank god! because that ceremony went of FOREVER!
 
2013-01-17 06:51:18 AM
Nobody? Really?

Sigh...

"'Gimmie 5 bees for a quarter' you'd say"
 
2013-01-17 07:16:47 AM
TMI
 
2013-01-17 07:31:35 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.


Rod Stewart cried with joy when Celtic beat Barcelona in a Champions League match earlier this season. For that he gets a lifetime pass from me.

That and this stage.

i3.dailyrecord.co.uk

You'll never walk alone, Rhod bhoy.
 
2013-01-17 07:34:57 AM
Rod Stewart is a pimple on Ronnie Wood's ass.
 
2013-01-17 07:43:51 AM
My gf's mom would snort Rod's sharts, and suck the Jagger juice off of his manstick. I can see the youthful slut look in her eye, and I would bet her gramma panties get plenty moist whenever one of his sappy songs get played. Old slut.
 
2013-01-17 07:45:40 AM

Kevin72: Bumblebee? Way back then, and to this day, the Canadian nickel has Justin Beaver on the back both prophecizing and honoring their most precious export.

thewrenproject.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 07:53:55 AM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart.  I don't just mean his music, which sucks cocaine-fueled ass to be sure, but him personally.  I don't know why.  I can't explain it.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  He may be a really great guy.

But I still want to have a boot party on his face.

Thank you

/I thought it was just me

I feel the same way and I have never been able to verbalize why...there is just something about him that makes me cringe. He just creeps me the fark out.


In the same boat. I think it's the uber confidence he exudes in spite of being as ugly as a troll from an illustrated Brothers Grimm tale. "If you think I'm sexy????" FU Stewart.
 
2013-01-17 08:24:57 AM
I'm not a big fan but I don't hate him either. Couple a good songs, especially when Jeff Beck or Adrian Belieu (sp?) was involved. Lots of shiate songs.
 
2013-01-17 08:25:35 AM
p.p. arnold and rod stewart co-singing a gerry goffin & carole king composition produced by mick jagger and musically backed up by ron wood, keith richard and nicky hopkins

come home baby (terrific mod era single)

rod singing lead on the jeff beck group's version of the pelvis' all shook up.

/damn DAMN shame about the last 36 years.
 
2013-01-17 08:27:30 AM
In 1966 the Rutles faced the biggest threat to their careers. Nasty in a widely quoted interview had apparently claimed that the Rutles were bigger than God, and was reported to have gone on to say that God had never had a hit record.

The story spread like wildfire in America. Many fans burnt their albums, many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums. Album sales skyrocketed, People were buying them just to burn them.

But in fact it was all a ghastly mistake. Nasty, talking to a slightly deaf journalist, had claimed only that the Rutles were bigger than Rod. Rod Stewart would not be big for another eight years, and certainly at this stage hadn't had a hit. At a press conference, Nasty apologised to God, Rod and the Press, and the tour went ahead as planned. It would be the Rutles' last.

www.rutlemania.org
 
2013-01-17 08:37:25 AM

WippitGuud: Nobody? Really?

Sigh...

"'Gimmie 5 bees for a quarter' you'd say"


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-17 08:56:29 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: FWIW I've never known exactly why I like him.


ha. Me neither. Besides the poster I used to have of him on my bedroom wall, with his tight sequined pants and his wacky hair. When he sang "you're in my heart, you're in my soul" my teenybopper heart wanted to believe that someone would love me like that someday.

I've just always liked his voice. And you know what else? He's been through a shiatload of beautiful women, but I've hardly heard a bad word about him from his exes. He must do something right.
 
2013-01-17 09:12:17 AM
Rod Stewart has made some classic albums,including Never A Dull Moment, Gasoline Alley and Every Picture Tells A Story. Then he caught the disco,cocaine,Studio 54 wave and made music that sucked forever after. It was sad to watch in real time.
 
2013-01-17 09:28:58 AM
...it was just the fashion at the time to shove it up your sack of presents..."

I like this word filter, it often filters things to something more amusing than what it was originally :-)
 
2013-01-17 09:32:22 AM
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" is the official 70s anthem to herpes and ludes.
 
2013-01-17 09:36:57 AM
Expressing your love physically backstage, and later getting your stomach pumped because of the results was also the style of the times.
 
2013-01-17 12:44:59 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Rod Stewart is pretty farking amazing, not only as a singer/songwriter, but as a model railroad enthusiast. Did you know he has patents on some of his inventions for model railroads? His buddies call him RailRod because of his love for the pastime.


One of his ex-wives was on the Howard Stern show years ago and said he spent more time with his trains than her lol. I'm thinking it was Rachel somethingorother a model. She didn't have a bad thing to say about the guy. Well other than being ignored for trains.
 
2013-01-17 12:50:29 PM
Yeah, what biyaaatci said.  My understanding is that he was addicted to sucking dick after his concerts.  Just lined dudes up, dropped to his knees and sucked 'em all off.  I honestly don't remember if he did this with 20 or 25 guys.  Anyone recall?  Anyway, the story was that after one post-show-suck-session, he apparently went a little too far and had to have his stomach pumped.

The detail that biyaaatci forgot, though, was that they pumped a gallon of semen out of his stomach.

It was a cautionary tale for the times (the mid-70's), sure, but it still readily applies to our 21st Century workaday world.
 
2013-01-17 01:46:57 PM

Lsherm: fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?

I'm not sure if enough of it ends up in the bloodstream that way.

Then again, I'm not exactly sure how your butthole absorbs cocaine, either.  So I could be well off base here.


Umm, pretty much the same way your sinus cavity absorbs it.
 
2013-01-17 04:53:36 PM
static.prtst.net
"Pooped 'em."
 
2013-01-17 05:46:03 PM

turbidum: Lsherm: fusillade762: "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally

Um... wouldn't just swallowing them have worked?

I'm not sure if enough of it ends up in the bloodstream that way.

Then again, I'm not exactly sure how your butthole absorbs cocaine, either.  So I could be well off base here.

Umm, pretty much the same way your sinus cavity absorbs it.


You sound like a butthole expert.
 
2013-01-17 05:48:28 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not exactly sure why, but I have always fkn hated Rod Stewart..


he visited my parents place in Smithville, NJ after a show in AC last year. mom said he was a really nice dude but that his suit was hideous. powder blue, yikes - like the one sandler wore in the wedding singer
 
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