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(The New York Times)   In blind taste test, British spirits experts decide that this year's best single-malt whiskey comes from the small Scottish highland town of "Waco, Texas"   (nytimes.com ) divider line
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2013-01-16 08:38:03 PM  
16 votes:
Just don't ask where the smokey flavor comes from.
2013-01-16 09:05:34 PM  
4 votes:

Mister Peejay: Is "Waco, Texas???" how you pronounce "New York City???" in Gaelic?


NEW YORK CITY?
2013-01-16 09:06:55 PM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Mister Peejay: Is "Waco, Texas???" how you pronounce "New York City???" in Gaelic?

NEW YORK CITY?


Get a rope.
2013-01-16 10:37:02 PM  
2 votes:

Phony_Soldier: Texas, is there anything it can't do?


Secede.
2013-01-16 09:33:39 PM  
2 votes:
My girlfriend left town today for a work thing and won't be back until next week. That means within about an hour our place was a mess, my hygiene had gone to hell, and my diet had switched entirely to cheese products that were in the fridge. I can't explain how it happens, especially since we share the cleaning and I do all of the cooking, but here we are. Thanks to this thread I'm now throwing whiskey into the mix. Dammit.
2013-01-16 09:27:40 PM  
2 votes:
An intense burst of flavor, followed by a long standoff of competing flavors, finally leaving you with a pleasant, smoky aftertaste.
2013-01-16 09:20:38 PM  
2 votes:
Any of y'all get a chance, you should try Yellow Rose's straight rye whiskey.
Went through the better part of a bottle with the extended family last weekend. Was a very distinct flavour, and went down smoother than I anticipated. A lot like your mother.
2013-01-16 09:05:00 PM  
2 votes:
Is "Waco, Texas???" how you pronounce "New York City???" in Gaelic?
2013-01-16 08:39:36 PM  
2 votes:

kmmontandon: Just don't ask where the smokey flavor comes from.


I was going to make a Koresh joke here and you already did it.  Well done.
2013-01-17 01:47:55 AM  
1 vote:

graphics8.nytimes.com

Although Chip "Stinky" Tate would go on to win fame and thousands in bar bets, his ability to drink whiskey through his nose eventually cost him his sense of smell.

2013-01-16 11:55:53 PM  
1 vote:

Brontes: An El Paso hellhole couldn't get higher
White lightning moon shine tastes like fire
I drank for free till I couldn't seeI fell on the floor what I said is

"I'm blind in Texas, the lone star is hot tonight
I'm blind in Texas, the cowboys have taken my eyes
My eyes, my eyes"


Whadda ya mean ya got no more liquor?!
2013-01-16 10:37:44 PM  
1 vote:

kmmontandon: Just don't ask where the smokey flavor comes from.


The smokey, bbq pork-like aroma left by burning human flesh is just one of a number of subtle flavours which only a suicidal religious cult can impart to a fine single malt. The scent of fear from terrified women and children blends in to create something similiar to single malts made in the area of Glencoe many years ago.
2013-01-16 09:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
There hasn't been a legitimate blind taste test since Anne Frank defected to the Rooskis.
2013-01-16 09:18:29 PM  
1 vote:

morgen_benner: kmmontandon: Just don't ask where the smokey flavor comes from.

Burnin' queers and retards?


So, you burn the general Texas population - and then kidnap decent, hard-working, patriotic American homosexuals to burn?
2013-01-16 09:16:05 PM  
1 vote:

morgen_benner: kmmontandon: Just don't ask where the smokey flavor comes from.

Burnin' queers and retards?


You can't try to take this joke off the rails. You've failed. The joke stands alone and if you don't get it, it's time for you to leave the thread.
 
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