Barfmaker: To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.
dahmers love zombie: Was one of his kidneys gone?
fusillade762: Barfmaker: To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.[loosemoorings.org image 504x375]
aiiee: I am sure drugs and/or other criminal activity had nothing to do with any of this. nope. nossiree. bob.While the wounded Benton lay in the tub bleeding, Jones barricaded the apartment and sat outside the bathroom holding the knife, the report said.Benton was able to get away and call for help after Jones eventually left the apartment, police said.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: During a struggle, Benton suffered cuts on his hands, was stabbed twice in his back and hit on the head with a bottle of vodka, the report said.I'm not a drinking man, and I can tell you that that's just wasteful.
o'really: EdNortonsTwin:"The white minority elementary school i went to"Huh?
o'really: Kevin72o'really: EdNortonsTwin:"The white minority elementary school i went to"Huh?"He meant a school where "whites were a minority". If that boggles your mind, you might be living in a red state or at least county."Haha, hardly. I too know the suffering of being a white minority *sniffle*.It was poorly phrased. It could've meant a number of things.But what was the relevance to his csb of race?
sloshed_again: There is alot not said in this story.
DownDaRiver: If 'stabbed in the back' is a euphemism for buttsex, then, well, it sounds like it could have been a good time.
Kevin72: This happened one mile from the Greyhound bus station in Fort Lauderdale on NE 3rd. I love taking "The Dog", but because of the Southern snowstorms around Dec 27, I wasn't scheduled to arrive until midnight. I lied to my father and said it was delayed until 8am the next day, he's 85 and not to be driving around midnight. So I slept over in the Greyhound station and my father picked me up at the station in the morning. It all worked out fine, but now it's a csb thanks to the crazy in TFA one mile west down the street./end csb
HotWingAgenda: Why would he get into a bath tub after stabbing me and then forcing me to strip?
Captain Horatio Mindblower: Farking conjunctions, how do they work?
halB: If you were a drinking man, you would have empty bottles of liquor littered around your bed.BECAUSE FARK RECYCLING
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