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(Sun Sentinel)   The last thing you expect when visiting a friend is that he would stab you in the back, force you to strip, and get into a bathtub. Unless, of course, you're in Fort Lauderdale   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-16 06:51:30 PM  
I am sure drugs and/or other criminal activity had nothing to do with any of this.  nope. nossiree. bob.
 
2013-01-16 07:35:40 PM  
To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.
 
2013-01-16 08:40:32 PM  
Was he charged with first-degree felonious Dude You ARE Going to Party With Me?
 
2013-01-16 08:48:48 PM  
During a struggle, Benton suffered cuts on his hands, was stabbed twice in his back and hit on the head with a bottle of vodka, the report said.

I'm not a drinking man, and I can tell you that that's just wasteful.
 
2013-01-16 09:38:08 PM  
Was one of his kidneys gone?
 
2013-01-16 09:44:59 PM  

Barfmaker: To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.


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2013-01-16 09:54:20 PM  
If 'stabbed in the back' is a euphemism for buttsex, then, well, it sounds like it could have been a good time.
 
2013-01-16 10:45:25 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Was one of his kidneys gone?


my first question as well..
 
2013-01-17 12:31:41 AM  

fusillade762: Barfmaker: To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.

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but no one expects that!
 
2013-01-17 12:35:03 AM  
Benton wasn't Jone's freind. He was waiting for his freind, who was, I guessing, Jone's room mate.
 
2013-01-17 12:36:37 AM  

aiiee: I am sure drugs and/or other criminal activity had nothing to do with any of this.  nope. nossiree. bob.

While the wounded Benton lay in the tub bleeding, Jones barricaded the apartment and sat outside the bathroom holding the knife, the report said.

Benton was able to get away and call for help after Jones eventually left the apartment, police said.



He left the apartment because he realized he was out of bath salts? This is one of the weird ones...
 
2013-01-17 12:37:18 AM  
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Approves.
 
2013-01-17 12:38:22 AM  
Why would he get into a bath tub after stabbing me and then forcing me to strip?
 
2013-01-17 12:41:42 AM  
The white minority elementary school i went to had a kid who would round up other kids and hold them hostage in bathrooms. Weird.
 
2013-01-17 12:48:05 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: During a struggle, Benton suffered cuts on his hands, was stabbed twice in his back and hit on the head with a bottle of vodka, the report said.

I'm not a drinking man, and I can tell you that that's just wasteful.


If you were a drinking man, you would have empty bottles of liquor littered around your bed.

BECAUSE FARK RECYCLING
 
2013-01-17 12:51:43 AM  
EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?
 
2013-01-17 01:02:46 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Was one of his kidneys gone?


I hate you.

[slinks off muttering urban legends to self]
 
2013-01-17 01:15:51 AM  
It's the Ft. Lauderdale way.
 
2013-01-17 01:17:46 AM  
What? A normal Floridian day.

/Don't we all have a revolving account at the ER?
 
2013-01-17 01:18:11 AM  
There is alot not said in this story.
 
2013-01-17 01:22:17 AM  
This happened one mile from the Greyhound bus station in Fort Lauderdale on NE 3rd. I love taking "The Dog", but because of the Southern snowstorms around Dec 27, I wasn't scheduled to arrive until midnight. I lied to my father and said it was delayed until 8am the next day, he's 85 and not to be driving around midnight. So I slept over in the Greyhound station and my father picked me up at the station in the morning. It all worked out fine, but now it's a csb thanks to the crazy in TFA one mile west down the street.

/end csb
 
2013-01-17 01:28:42 AM  

o'really: EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?


He meant a school where "whites were a minority". If that boggles your mind, you might be living in a red state or at least county.
 
2013-01-17 01:41:19 AM  
Everybody has a bad roommate story.
 
2013-01-17 02:38:14 AM  
Kevin72
o'really: EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?

"He meant a school where "whites were a minority". If that boggles your mind, you might be living in a red state or at least county."

Haha, hardly. I too know the suffering of being a white minority *sniffle*.

It was poorly phrased. It could've meant a number of things.

But what was the relevance to his csb of race?
 
2013-01-17 03:30:36 AM  

o'really: Kevin72
o'really: EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?

"He meant a school where "whites were a minority". If that boggles your mind, you might be living in a red state or at least county."

Haha, hardly. I too know the suffering of being a white minority *sniffle*.

It was poorly phrased. It could've meant a number of things.

But what was the relevance to his csb of race?


The csb was related purely only my reaction to the article, that I slept over at Greyhound just 3 weeks ago one mile away on the same street. Then I read the other comments.
 
2013-01-17 03:48:46 AM  

sloshed_again: There is alot not said in this story.


'Cause the Florida tag filled in the rest of the blanks. You big dummy.
 
2013-01-17 06:16:55 AM  
Kevin72:

o'really: Kevin72
o'really: EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?

"He meant a school where "whites were a minority". If that boggles your mind, you might be living in a red state or at least county."

Haha, hardly. I too know the suffering of being a white minority *sniffle*.

It was poorly phrased. It could've meant a number of things.

But what was the relevance to his csb of race?

"The csb was related purely only my reaction to the article, that I slept over at Greyhound just 3 weeks ago one mile away on the same street. Then I read the other comments."

I think you missed the words "his" and "race" in my comment.

Who loves taking greyhound? That's its own level of crazy. Sleeping in the station is taking your life in your hands.
 
2013-01-17 06:17:01 AM  
Getting your victim to voluntarily walk into the tub before dismembering them makes life so much easier.
 
2013-01-17 08:00:01 AM  

DownDaRiver: If 'stabbed in the back' is a euphemism for buttsex, then, well, it sounds like it could have been a good time.


It *was* in Ft. Lauderdale....although the 800-block of NW 3rd isn't what I'd call the gayest part of town.
 
2013-01-17 08:54:42 AM  
Is it Gay Pride time already? This is how we get ready before the parade.
 
2013-01-17 08:56:45 AM  

Kevin72: This happened one mile from the Greyhound bus station in Fort Lauderdale on NE 3rd. I love taking "The Dog", but because of the Southern snowstorms around Dec 27, I wasn't scheduled to arrive until midnight. I lied to my father and said it was delayed until 8am the next day, he's 85 and not to be driving around midnight. So I slept over in the Greyhound station and my father picked me up at the station in the morning. It all worked out fine, but now it's a csb thanks to the crazy in TFA one mile west down the street.

/end csb


That story is the same distance to cool as it is to the word ironic. You may need The Dog to get there.
 
2013-01-17 09:38:49 AM  

o'really: EdNortonsTwin:
"The white minority elementary school i went to"

Huh?


Some small portion of his school was constructed of some kind of white element, I'm guessing lead or tungsten...
 
2013-01-17 10:21:23 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Why would he get into a bath tub after stabbing me and then forcing me to strip?


Shut up, English major, before I give you a wedgie, then put my head in the toilet.
 
2013-01-17 10:24:49 AM  
This is what happens when you sign your organ donor card!
 
2013-01-17 02:23:50 PM  
actual headline: Man stabbed, forced to strip and get in tub

subby's FARKed version: Friend stabs man, friend forces man to strip; friend gets in tub.

Farking conjunctions, how do they work?
 
2013-01-17 02:52:21 PM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Farking conjunctions, how do they work?


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2013-01-17 06:06:40 PM  

halB: If you were a drinking man, you would have empty bottles of liquor littered around your bed.

BECAUSE FARK RECYCLING


Well, I *do* go through a lot of bottles of TIKI PUNCH (TM), but I gotta get rid of 'em because they stack up quick-like!
 
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