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(Kitsap Sun)   County allows bikini baristas to serve coffee at a drive-through, but only if they first put up an eight-foot-fence and warning signs   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 107
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2013-01-16 05:59:14 PM
Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?
 
2013-01-16 06:46:23 PM
So are they in pasties or bikinis?

And if you can't figure out by the sign that that place might not be child friendly, you should have your children taken away.
 
2013-01-16 06:53:48 PM
So there's a big fence blocking people's view to the kiosk? I predict a follow up article of a faptastic nature.
 
2013-01-16 07:35:56 PM
For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs
 
2013-01-16 07:37:46 PM
New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...
 
2013-01-16 07:47:12 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs


God damn you good sir - its not just boobs, skimpy clothing is bringing down the very moral fabric space/time of this country. I'm okay with murderous violence in my video games and movies as its constitutional and biblical (what with the 2nd ammendment and all) - but so help us holy Jesus if we so much as see sideboob or cleavage, it will pollute minds and lead to the hedonistic downfall of western civilization.
 
2013-01-16 08:13:39 PM
"Here There Be Boobies"
 
2013-01-16 08:15:03 PM
farking sex negative asshats. fark RIGHT OFF.

there are like two or three bikini barista stands along my way to work when i drive instead of take the bus, and dammit i enjoy taking a gander when stopped in traffic.


of course i don't live in that county.
 
2013-01-16 08:16:57 PM
What a bikini looks like
 
2013-01-16 08:19:40 PM
How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?
 
2013-01-16 08:23:44 PM
Outside the traditional business card or phone number, what is the proper tip for saying you'd like her to make you a cafe au lait and waggling your eyebrows in a sexually provocotive manner?
 
2013-01-16 08:27:09 PM

texdent: What a bikini looks like


Huh, weird, thought I canceled that post.
 
2013-01-16 08:29:17 PM
So 8 foot fences around all the beaches now?
 
2013-01-16 08:29:33 PM
OMFG bikinis! I'm so offended!
 
2013-01-16 08:30:32 PM

fusillade762: New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...


They're trying to avoid the slow evolution of some sort of horrific naked coffee district.

The state Department of Labor and Industries also has no rules dictating required clothing at coffee stands

That one sort of surprises me. I'd have thought there'd be something about it on account of burn risk.
 
2013-01-16 08:32:19 PM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly the headline was something about eight-foot-tall baristas in bikinis.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-16 08:32:20 PM
Thanks easily offended females...why not we cover you up and put warning signs around your place?

WARNING: ANNOYING HARPY 2 MILES AHEAD
 
2013-01-16 08:32:24 PM
What prudes. I dont wanna live on this planet anymore
 
2013-01-16 08:33:52 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?


Simple: Johnny it simply is amazing what you can do with silicone these days isn't it?
 
2013-01-16 08:35:08 PM

Oldiron_79: What prudes. I dont wanna live on this planet anymore


You have that option, too!
 
2013-01-16 08:35:17 PM
I like my women the way I like my coffee: ten percent off with a valid coupon.
 
2013-01-16 08:37:41 PM
But of course. Can no one imagine the carnage that would surely result when somebody, just causually driving by, spots a pair o' maguppers hanging out that window!
 
2013-01-16 08:39:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?


Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?
 
2013-01-16 08:41:01 PM
A boiling point was hit more than a year ago when five stands - three of them within a half-mile stretch of Highway 303 - advertised employees in pasties and lingerie. Unhappy parents demanded commissioners regulate the businesses.


Okay, I can understand being uncomfortable with your kids seeing women in pasties and lingerie.

At first I

funnyasduck.net

but then I

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-16 08:42:13 PM

fusillade762: New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...


Hmm, maybe they don't want a "seedy" part of the neighborhood arising, one that exclusively caters to immoral interests (that's my best guess)? Yay, FREEDOM!
 
2013-01-16 08:42:57 PM

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?

Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?


Are the stingrays ill-tempered?
 
2013-01-16 08:43:52 PM

miss diminutive: Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?


And spikes!

Lots of comically large video game spikes!


Jument: Are the stingrays ill-tempered?


Slightly agitated, at the very least.
 
2013-01-16 08:45:53 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs


Puritanism in this country is a mile wide and an inch deep.
 
2013-01-16 08:50:18 PM
OH NOES Humans have mammaries!!
 
2013-01-16 08:50:42 PM
So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..

I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.

hmmm.......... insert Starbucks joke here
 
2013-01-16 08:53:13 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: miss diminutive: Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?

And spikes!

Lots of comically large video game spikes!



...can there be goombas?
 
2013-01-16 08:53:46 PM
A boiling point was hit more than a year ago when five stands - three of them within a half-mile stretch of Highway 303 - advertised employees in pasties and lingerie. Unhappy parents demanded commissioners regulate the businesses.

Also, I misread that as "pastries" and thought, "Well, that's a different way to promote a shop's baked goods."
 
2013-01-16 08:54:25 PM
CAUTION: FULL-NOSED ARABICA BLEND AHEAD, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT
 
2013-01-16 08:54:38 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ...can there be goombas?


I can't guarantee them, but there *is* a possibility of carnivorous plants that emerge from comically large pipes.
 
2013-01-16 08:59:10 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ...can there be goombas?

I can't guarantee them, but there *is* a possibility of carnivorous plants that emerge from comically large pipes.


I suppose that's better than depressingly large pipes
 
2013-01-16 08:59:18 PM
*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?
 
2013-01-16 09:00:14 PM
 
2013-01-16 09:02:10 PM
Put me in the "FFS, it's just hooters" camp.
 
2013-01-16 09:02:14 PM
Women dressed in pasties?

www.lifestylefood.com.au

Hot!
 
2013-01-16 09:03:19 PM
moviemarketing

*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?


Near Seattle. There are a few of these places by Edgewood. There was even one with a webcam for a while. The Fark thread was about the owner having sex in the store and 'not knowing' the web cams were on. I don't think they're online anymore but if another Farker knows better....
 
2013-01-16 09:05:18 PM

Cerebral Knievel: So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.


I'm in Michigan, and they have one of these near my office: Starbucks prices for a small cup of terrible gas-station coffee, served by a bored, tattooed former stripper wearing a bikini. I can't believe it's actually popular. enough to stay open.
 
2013-01-16 09:07:12 PM

Cerebral Knievel: So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..

I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.

hmmm.......... insert Starbucks joke here


Yes, it's Washington State. We take our coffee seriously here, and apparently our teats as well.
 
2013-01-16 09:08:22 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I suppose that's better than depressingly large pipes


Well, yeah, pretty much. That's Level 4 of Super Mario 3 to a T.
 
2013-01-16 09:08:57 PM
WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-16 09:10:11 PM

give me doughnuts: WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.


files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2013-01-16 09:12:23 PM
I guess I'm in the wrong thread. I was looking for pics of Vietnamese coffee house girls ...
 
2013-01-16 09:12:50 PM
Who is actually desperate enough for attractive female interaction that they would pay twice as much for a coffee from a barista that wears a bikini? I never understood that... She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips. Same with the Hooter's waitress
 
2013-01-16 09:21:27 PM

Etchy333: "seedy" part of the neighborhood that exclusively caters to immoral interests


Also known as "my apartment".
 
2013-01-16 09:21:38 PM

machoprogrammer: She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips


assets.diylol.com

/hot
 
2013-01-16 09:24:34 PM

machoprogrammer: Who is actually desperate enough for attractive female interaction that they would pay twice as much for a coffee from a barista that wears a bikini? I never understood that... She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips. Same with the Hooter's waitress


Yeah, it's much better to pay twice as much for coffee from some "underemployed" grad student whose utter contempt for "the great unwashed" is thinly veiled behind a weak smile and an "oh so clever" smirk.
 
2013-01-16 09:29:56 PM
It is a well known and researched fact that if somebody sees a woman in a bikini outside of a beachfront setting, they go apesnot and voraciously shag her with great vigor immediately, onlookers be damned. Godspeed, good censor.
 
2013-01-16 09:34:57 PM

steerforth: give me doughnuts: WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 475x549]


-1 for lack of coffee in the pic.
 
2013-01-16 09:36:35 PM
TTIUWP
 
2013-01-16 09:37:00 PM
1. Why the restriction on bikini coffee near churches? Are you worried people will see the dichotomy between being religious and having fun?
2. Why eight feet... once a person grows enough to see over a six foot fence, they usually have a grasp of what's on the other side/
 
2013-01-16 09:44:11 PM
Thank god the County intervened! The thought of bikini-clad baristas besmirching the upstanding community of Gorst has plagued my soul for quite some time.

How anyone could think that such a tawdry thing could fit in amongst the scrap metal yards, payday loan establishments, mobile home lots, mattress ranch, and strip club is beyond me. Appalling, really.

I would expect such a thing in Fife, sure...but Gorst?!? The crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest! No sir...NOT.AT.ALL.
 
2013-01-16 09:48:16 PM
What? Did the stupid tag take the night off?

Stupid for the businesses that advertised pasties and lingerie.
Stupid for the county requiring 8 foot fences and warning signs.
Stupid for the townspeople making up rumors of illegal sexual activity at the businesses.

There's a lot of stupid to go around there in Kitsap County, Washington.
 
2013-01-16 09:49:04 PM
We are a FARKED up country.

Pay our government's bills? Nah
Kill people from a Barcalounger half-way around the world. No problem
Hold people with charges or a trial forever. Okie dokie
Tell women what they can do to their bodies. Sure

... but show a woman in a bikini or pasties! HOLY CRAP!
 
2013-01-16 09:49:09 PM
Sounds like a good way to slip some advertising in there.
 
2013-01-16 09:52:13 PM
Drive up in a really low rider, then she has to bend over to give you the cup?
 
2013-01-16 09:57:27 PM
In Kitsap County, the boobies are so crinkled, they scratch lines in the window glass for 9 months of the year, and are water-logged from sticking them out in the rain.

/Farking prudes...ashamed of my county
//as for the children, they understand naked better than us adults
///What happens when banks start nude telling?...Hmmmm?
 
2013-01-16 09:59:41 PM
60-some comments in a bikini barista thread and not ONE FARKING PICTURE of the subjects or even a close facsimile thereof?

I can't even look at you people anymore.
 
2013-01-16 10:00:22 PM
Ah, American. Where it is offensive to have boobs in public but acceptable to carry and AR-15.
 
2013-01-16 10:08:31 PM
If I had a kid, I imagine it would be easier to explain the boobs on a woman than the boobs who make rules like this one.
 
2013-01-16 10:14:03 PM
So is this done across the country now at beaches? I don't know it's been a while since I've been to one.

Granted the human body is shameful and should be hidden.

/ Sarcasm
 
2013-01-16 10:14:45 PM

Harry Freakstorm: moviemarketing

*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?

Near Seattle. There are a few of these places by Edgewood. There was even one with a webcam for a while. The Fark thread was about the owner having sex in the store and 'not knowing' the web cams were on. I don't think they're online anymore but if another Farker knows better....


Is there a big Vietnamese community there? Only heard of those kinds of cafes in places like Garden Grove, thought it was some sort of cultural thing.
 
2013-01-16 10:16:25 PM

Harry Freakstorm: moviemarketing

*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?

Near Seattle. There are a few of these places by Edgewood. There was even one with a webcam for a while. The Fark thread was about the owner having sex in the store and 'not knowing' the web cams were on. I don't think they're online anymore but if another Farker knows better....


Actually, the specifics are in Gorst, Washington, on State Route 16, where it bends around the head of Sinclair Inlet. There were 3 stands and a strip joint along a mile of the busy highway. One, Naughty Latte, had the coffee concession at the Seahawks stadium a few years back. Look at the middle of Puget Sound, across the water, to the west of Seattle, Twixt Bremerton and Port Orchard
 
2013-01-16 10:17:41 PM

Tiiba: steerforth: give me doughnuts: WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 475x549]

-1 for lack of coffee in the pic.


The grande is in the belly.
 
2013-01-16 10:23:08 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: So is this done across the country now at beaches? I don't know it's been a while since I've been to one.

/ Sarcasm


The bikinis are on biatches, to be specific. But, yeah, across the country.

/Truly, ain't nothing but boobies
//not exactly nothing to see here
///Blue boobies, at these stands
 
2013-01-16 10:27:11 PM

mitchcumstein1: So are they in pasties or bikinis?

And if you can't figure out by the sign that that place might not be child friendly, you should have your children taken away.


Do you really think children are traumatized by seeing baby bottles? WTF is wrong with the US?
 
2013-01-16 10:27:28 PM
Hey does anybody have that website with the live feeds of that coffee shop with the hot chicks in super skimpy bikinis? It was a while ago that someone posted it here.
 
2013-01-16 10:42:39 PM

Mikeyworld: tinfoil-hat maggie: So is this done across the country now at beaches? I don't know it's been a while since I've been to one.

/ Sarcasm

The bikinis are on biatches, to be specific. But, yeah, across the country.

/Truly, ain't nothing but boobies
//not exactly nothing to see here
///Blue boobies, at these stands


Wow, it must be difficult being you.
 
2013-01-16 10:47:44 PM

Shazam999: Hey does anybody have that website with the live feeds of that coffee shop with the hot chicks in super skimpy bikinis? It was a while ago that someone posted it here.


that site was taken down, don't think it's back up
 
2013-01-16 11:08:57 PM

Nuclear Monk: Thank god the County intervened! The thought of bikini-clad baristas besmirching the upstanding community of Gorst has plagued my soul for quite some time.

How anyone could think that such a tawdry thing could fit in amongst the scrap metal yards, payday loan establishments, mobile home lots, mattress ranch, and strip club is beyond me. Appalling, really.

I would expect such a thing in Fife, sure...but Gorst?!? The crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest! No sir...NOT.AT.ALL.


Is that strip club still there next to the used Car Lot (Truck Town?) where the highways meet in Gorst? ....which is what...3 miles away from this upstanding barista shack is located?
 
2013-01-16 11:13:17 PM

Mikeyworld: In Kitsap County, the boobies are so crinkled, they scratch lines in the window glass for 9 months of the year, and are water-logged from sticking them out in the rain.

/Farking prudes...ashamed of my county
//as for the children, they understand naked better than us adults
///What happens when banks start nude telling?...Hmmmm?


Having lived there, I don't think public nudity is safe for anyone there. I don't need to see some anorexic tweeker or Bremolo getting jiggy at any time.
 
2013-01-16 11:16:13 PM

BeerBear: Shazam999: Hey does anybody have that website with the live feeds of that coffee shop with the hot chicks in super skimpy bikinis? It was a while ago that someone posted it here.

that site was taken down, don't think it's back up


That was Girl Town Espresso. Oops. Too bad, at least a couple of the girls were very nice looking.
 
2013-01-16 11:31:46 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Mikeyworld: In Kitsap County, the boobies are so crinkled, they scratch lines in the window glass for 9 months of the year, and are water-logged from sticking them out in the rain.

/Farking prudes...ashamed of my county
//as for the children, they understand naked better than us adults
///What happens when banks start nude telling?...Hmmmm?

Having lived there, I don't think public nudity is safe for anyone there. I don't need to see some anorexic tweeker or Bremolo getting jiggy at any time.


I'm not sure what living there has to do with safe nudity. I'm glad you don't need to see it, but does that mean nobody does? That's very fundie, to my mind. I lived there 30 years, and had a good time at The Bay Point tavern and the Wigwam, before the highway killed the town. I don't need to see it, either now, but I'll gladly defend the right of anybody to see it freely. Nudity is only bad to those who can't handle it.

/If it's cool on a public beach, it oughta be cool on a public biatch
//They're selling the same coffee as the stand down the street, they need added incentives to draw the customers
//Don' like, don' go there. Simple...and your kid ain't looking out the window, unless you make noise about it.
 
2013-01-16 11:34:47 PM

BeerBear: Shazam999: Hey does anybody have that website with the live feeds of that coffee shop with the hot chicks in super skimpy bikinis? It was a while ago that someone posted it here.

that site was taken down, don't think it's back up


Why no espressogirl, why?
 
2013-01-16 11:40:25 PM

Mikeyworld: fanbladesaresharp: Mikeyworld: In Kitsap County, the boobies are so crinkled, they scratch lines in the window glass for 9 months of the year, and are water-logged from sticking them out in the rain.

/Farking prudes...ashamed of my county
//as for the children, they understand naked better than us adults
///What happens when banks start nude telling?...Hmmmm?

Having lived there, I don't think public nudity is safe for anyone there. I don't need to see some anorexic tweeker or Bremolo getting jiggy at any time.

I'm not sure what living there has to do with safe nudity. I'm glad you don't need to see it, but does that mean nobody does? That's very fundie, to my mind. I lived there 30 years, and had a good time at The Bay Point tavern and the Wigwam, before the highway killed the town. I don't need to see it, either now, but I'll gladly defend the right of anybody to see it freely. Nudity is only bad to those who can't handle it.

/If it's cool on a public beach, it oughta be cool on a public biatch
//They're selling the same coffee as the stand down the street, they need added incentives to draw the customers
//Don' like, don' go there. Simple...and your kid ain't looking out the window, unless you make noise about it.


It's not fundie thinking at all. Certain people simply look better clothed.
 
2013-01-16 11:44:30 PM

brap: Outside the traditional business card or phone number, what is the proper tip for saying you'd like her to make you a cafe au lait and waggling your eyebrows in a sexually provocotive manner?


i learned long ago it's so much easier to let interested women make the first move. god forbid they find out you'll gladly cook them a nice meal, it's man-rape for dessert.
 
2013-01-16 11:45:07 PM
Bikinis? That's it? Seriously?
 
2013-01-16 11:51:09 PM

firefly212: 1. Why the restriction on bikini coffee near churches? Are you worried people will see the dichotomy between being religious and having fun?
2. Why eight feet... once a person grows enough to see over a six foot fence, they usually have a grasp of what's on the other side/


In response to (1), its because boobs are the work of Satan.

Seriously, if god made MAN in HIS image, then cloned a woman from his rib, where could the boobs possibly have come from?

That's right, Satan put them on after.
 
2013-01-17 12:09:22 AM

ProfessorOhki: The state Department of Labor and Industries also has no rules dictating required clothing at coffee stands

That one sort of surprises me. I'd have thought there'd be something about it on account of burn risk.


Or pubic hair in your coffee.
 
2013-01-17 12:10:03 AM

Ghastly: Ah, American. Where it is offensive to have boobs in public but acceptable to carry and AR-15.


As a real 'merican, I support the right to bear arms as well as bare boobs.
 
2013-01-17 12:12:35 AM

fanbladesaresharp: Mikeyworld: fanbladesaresharp: Mikeyworld: In Kitsap County, the boobies are so crinkled, they scratch lines in the window glass for 9 months of the year, and are water-logged from sticking them out in the rain.

/Farking prudes...ashamed of my county

Having lived there, I don't think public nudity is safe for anyone there. I don't need to see some anorexic tweeker or Bremolo getting jiggy at any time.

I'm not sure what living there has to do with safe nudity. I'm glad you don't need to see it, but does that mean nobody does? That's very fundie, to my mind.

/If it's cool on a public beach, it oughta be cool on a public biatch

It's not fundie thinking at all. Certain people simply look better clothed.


Ain't denyin' that...but the viewing is not something that can be legislated. If'n a person (ain't gonna deny by sex, either) wants to see boobies with their coffee, so be it. It's should be their right, whether I like it or not. These prudes are playin' the 'kid' card, when the kids don't give a rip...until they do. I'm sayin, "Let it all hang out" and nudity will be a moot point. It'd be healthier than the constipation caused by blue laws.
 
2013-01-17 12:40:07 AM
Came for pics of baristas with titties,

/leaving disappoint.
 
2013-01-17 12:49:16 AM
Do they have to put up fences warning signs at the public swimming pools? Seems to me that if bikini-clad is "adult-themed" then places where people swim are also adult-themed.
 
2013-01-17 01:01:10 AM

crabsno termites: Came for pics of baristas with titties,

/leaving disappoint.


farkers are having an off day
 
2013-01-17 01:02:06 AM

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?

Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?

So....BIE?

/eip
 
2013-01-17 03:58:46 AM

mitchcumstein1: So are they in pasties or bikinis?

And if you can't figure out by the sign that that place might not be child friendly, you should have your children taken away.


I don't even see what's so child unfriendly about it. Are children not allowed to go to the beach? What is wrong with people in this country?
 
2013-01-17 06:39:43 AM
www.straitpinkie.com

www.straitpinkie.com

www.straitpinkie.com

www.straitpinkie.com

www.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-01-17 07:40:10 AM

penguinfark:


Thank you for your excellent contribution to this thread.

/now I must have coffee
 
2013-01-17 08:04:42 AM
What this thread needs is a helpful photo of what a bikini-clad barista may look like...

Anybody?

Crickets...
 
2013-01-17 08:09:41 AM

the_celt: penguinfark:

Thank you for your excellent contribution to this thread.

/now I must have coffee


No cream...
 
2013-01-17 08:19:16 AM
Who am I kidding? Of course it's a bookmark.
 
2013-01-17 08:25:50 AM
blogs.seattleweekly.com

content.clearchannel.com

i.i.com.com
 
2013-01-17 09:07:47 AM
so slap the store name/logo on the street side of the fence and poof instant, pre-zoned billboard.
 
2013-01-17 09:55:36 AM
Here in Tampa the coffee is about the same price at the stand with the sexy barista in a bikini as it as at the rest. I can't comment on the quality as I don't drink coffee.
 
2013-01-17 10:29:41 AM
The beaches argument fails. Nobody goes to the beach there because the weather sucks.
 
2013-01-17 10:31:32 AM
Dear parents: you suck.
 
2013-01-17 11:17:19 AM

skinink: I like my women the way I like my coffee: ten percent off with a valid coupon finely ground and stored in the freezer.


/FTFY
 
2013-01-17 11:51:12 AM
Man, I wish I had the free time that America's busybodies do, going around making problems out of things that aren't problems, telling other people how to live their lives and screeching hysterically about being oppressed every time I don't get my way.

I wouldn't do any of those things with my free time, because I'm not a colossal asshole, I just wish I had the time.

But I don't. I have a job and try to be actually productive, rather than bugging the shiat out of people who don't do everything the way I like.
 
2013-01-17 11:58:27 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com

"Perfectly acceptable."

wyblog.us

"This is an outrage!"
 
2013-01-17 11:58:34 AM
So beaches are adult oriented businesses?
 
2013-01-17 12:01:10 PM
Ah, home sweet home.
 
2013-01-17 03:17:40 PM

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Nice smiles.
 
2013-01-17 04:30:37 PM

Repo Man: Meanwhile, on Australian television...


Thank you for introducing me to my new love. I shall do more "research" on Indiana Evans when I leave my bunk.

Meanwhile...
 
2013-01-17 05:52:27 PM

CharlesCurtisStanley: skinink: I like my women the way I like my coffee: ten percent off with a valid coupon finely ground and stored in the freezer scribbled on with marker and handed through the window.

/FTFY

 
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