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(Kitsap Sun)   County allows bikini baristas to serve coffee at a drive-through, but only if they first put up an eight-foot-fence and warning signs   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 107
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2013-01-16 05:59:14 PM  
Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?
 
2013-01-16 06:46:23 PM  
So are they in pasties or bikinis?

And if you can't figure out by the sign that that place might not be child friendly, you should have your children taken away.
 
2013-01-16 06:53:48 PM  
So there's a big fence blocking people's view to the kiosk? I predict a follow up article of a faptastic nature.
 
2013-01-16 07:35:56 PM  
For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs
 
2013-01-16 07:37:46 PM  
New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...
 
2013-01-16 07:47:12 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs


God damn you good sir - its not just boobs, skimpy clothing is bringing down the very moral fabric space/time of this country. I'm okay with murderous violence in my video games and movies as its constitutional and biblical (what with the 2nd ammendment and all) - but so help us holy Jesus if we so much as see sideboob or cleavage, it will pollute minds and lead to the hedonistic downfall of western civilization.
 
2013-01-16 08:13:39 PM  
"Here There Be Boobies"
 
2013-01-16 08:15:03 PM  
farking sex negative asshats. fark RIGHT OFF.

there are like two or three bikini barista stands along my way to work when i drive instead of take the bus, and dammit i enjoy taking a gander when stopped in traffic.


of course i don't live in that county.
 
2013-01-16 08:16:57 PM  
What a bikini looks like
 
2013-01-16 08:19:40 PM  
How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?
 
2013-01-16 08:23:44 PM  
Outside the traditional business card or phone number, what is the proper tip for saying you'd like her to make you a cafe au lait and waggling your eyebrows in a sexually provocotive manner?
 
2013-01-16 08:27:09 PM  

texdent: What a bikini looks like


Huh, weird, thought I canceled that post.
 
2013-01-16 08:29:17 PM  
So 8 foot fences around all the beaches now?
 
2013-01-16 08:29:33 PM  
OMFG bikinis! I'm so offended!
 
2013-01-16 08:30:32 PM  

fusillade762: New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...


They're trying to avoid the slow evolution of some sort of horrific naked coffee district.

The state Department of Labor and Industries also has no rules dictating required clothing at coffee stands

That one sort of surprises me. I'd have thought there'd be something about it on account of burn risk.
 
2013-01-16 08:32:19 PM  
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly the headline was something about eight-foot-tall baristas in bikinis.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-16 08:32:20 PM  
Thanks easily offended females...why not we cover you up and put warning signs around your place?

WARNING: ANNOYING HARPY 2 MILES AHEAD
 
2013-01-16 08:32:24 PM  
What prudes. I dont wanna live on this planet anymore
 
2013-01-16 08:33:52 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?


Simple: Johnny it simply is amazing what you can do with silicone these days isn't it?
 
2013-01-16 08:35:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: What prudes. I dont wanna live on this planet anymore


You have that option, too!
 
2013-01-16 08:35:17 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coffee: ten percent off with a valid coupon.
 
2013-01-16 08:37:41 PM  
But of course. Can no one imagine the carnage that would surely result when somebody, just causually driving by, spots a pair o' maguppers hanging out that window!
 
2013-01-16 08:39:25 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?


Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?
 
2013-01-16 08:41:01 PM  
A boiling point was hit more than a year ago when five stands - three of them within a half-mile stretch of Highway 303 - advertised employees in pasties and lingerie. Unhappy parents demanded commissioners regulate the businesses.


Okay, I can understand being uncomfortable with your kids seeing women in pasties and lingerie.

At first I

funnyasduck.net

but then I

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-16 08:42:13 PM  

fusillade762: New stands cannot be within 800 feet of residential zones, other adult-oriented businesses, public parks, libraries, public or private nurseries or preschools, schools, child-care facilities, churches or youth community centers, according to the passed ordinance.

One of these things is not like the others...


Hmm, maybe they don't want a "seedy" part of the neighborhood arising, one that exclusively caters to immoral interests (that's my best guess)? Yay, FREEDOM!
 
2013-01-16 08:42:57 PM  

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?

Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?


Are the stingrays ill-tempered?
 
2013-01-16 08:43:52 PM  

miss diminutive: Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?


And spikes!

Lots of comically large video game spikes!


Jument: Are the stingrays ill-tempered?


Slightly agitated, at the very least.
 
2013-01-16 08:45:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs


Puritanism in this country is a mile wide and an inch deep.
 
2013-01-16 08:50:18 PM  
OH NOES Humans have mammaries!!
 
2013-01-16 08:50:42 PM  
So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..

I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.

hmmm.......... insert Starbucks joke here
 
2013-01-16 08:53:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: miss diminutive: Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?

And spikes!

Lots of comically large video game spikes!



...can there be goombas?
 
2013-01-16 08:53:46 PM  
A boiling point was hit more than a year ago when five stands - three of them within a half-mile stretch of Highway 303 - advertised employees in pasties and lingerie. Unhappy parents demanded commissioners regulate the businesses.

Also, I misread that as "pastries" and thought, "Well, that's a different way to promote a shop's baked goods."
 
2013-01-16 08:54:25 PM  
CAUTION: FULL-NOSED ARABICA BLEND AHEAD, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT
 
2013-01-16 08:54:38 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ...can there be goombas?


I can't guarantee them, but there *is* a possibility of carnivorous plants that emerge from comically large pipes.
 
2013-01-16 08:59:10 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ...can there be goombas?

I can't guarantee them, but there *is* a possibility of carnivorous plants that emerge from comically large pipes.


I suppose that's better than depressingly large pipes
 
2013-01-16 08:59:18 PM  
*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?
 
2013-01-16 09:00:14 PM  
 
2013-01-16 09:02:10 PM  
Put me in the "FFS, it's just hooters" camp.
 
2013-01-16 09:02:14 PM  
Women dressed in pasties?

www.lifestylefood.com.au

Hot!
 
2013-01-16 09:03:19 PM  
moviemarketing

*Reads article*

Kitsap Sun, Port Orchard, Gorst, Kitsap County...

Where the fark is this?


Near Seattle. There are a few of these places by Edgewood. There was even one with a webcam for a while. The Fark thread was about the owner having sex in the store and 'not knowing' the web cams were on. I don't think they're online anymore but if another Farker knows better....
 
2013-01-16 09:05:18 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.


I'm in Michigan, and they have one of these near my office: Starbucks prices for a small cup of terrible gas-station coffee, served by a bored, tattooed former stripper wearing a bikini. I can't believe it's actually popular. enough to stay open.
 
2013-01-16 09:07:12 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: So... in what state is this taking place in? I'm too lazy anapathetic to google this area..

I will say this however.. if they are all boobing it up to sell coffee... the coffee is probably over priced and shiatty. . it's a classic business model.

hmmm.......... insert Starbucks joke here


Yes, it's Washington State. We take our coffee seriously here, and apparently our teats as well.
 
2013-01-16 09:08:22 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I suppose that's better than depressingly large pipes


Well, yeah, pretty much. That's Level 4 of Super Mario 3 to a T.
 
2013-01-16 09:08:57 PM  
WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-16 09:10:11 PM  

give me doughnuts: WHY ARE THERE NO PICS IN THIS THREAD OF HOT CHICK IN BIKINIS POURING COFFEE?!


Fark, I am disappoint.


files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2013-01-16 09:12:23 PM  
I guess I'm in the wrong thread. I was looking for pics of Vietnamese coffee house girls ...
 
2013-01-16 09:12:50 PM  
Who is actually desperate enough for attractive female interaction that they would pay twice as much for a coffee from a barista that wears a bikini? I never understood that... She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips. Same with the Hooter's waitress
 
2013-01-16 09:21:27 PM  

Etchy333: "seedy" part of the neighborhood that exclusively caters to immoral interests


Also known as "my apartment".
 
2013-01-16 09:21:38 PM  

machoprogrammer: She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips


assets.diylol.com

/hot
 
2013-01-16 09:24:34 PM  

machoprogrammer: Who is actually desperate enough for attractive female interaction that they would pay twice as much for a coffee from a barista that wears a bikini? I never understood that... She isn't flirting with you, bro, she is flirting for tips. Same with the Hooter's waitress


Yeah, it's much better to pay twice as much for coffee from some "underemployed" grad student whose utter contempt for "the great unwashed" is thinly veiled behind a weak smile and an "oh so clever" smirk.
 
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