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(AZCentral)   Today's Fark-ready, but ultimately misleading headline: "Burglar Who Cooked Pie in Underwear Avoids Jail"   (azcentral.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-16 08:25:03 PM  
Twenty-three-year-old Russell Neff pleaded guilty to burglary in the August incident. The Daily Times of Salisbury reports that Neff was admitted to a drug treatment court program last week.

"The first step to recovery for baking pot pies in your underwear is admitting you have a problem."
 
2013-01-16 08:51:27 PM  
Chicken pot pies are delicious. How could he resist, once he opened the freezer and saw it?
 
2013-01-16 08:54:35 PM  
Season 3 of Episodes? Oh it's a dude, wch makes the size of the tits is obviously irrelevant.
 
2013-01-16 09:01:41 PM  
The life of pie.
 
2013-01-16 09:02:53 PM  
"And how the pie got in my underwear, I don't know."
 
2013-01-16 09:03:53 PM  
Anyone can cook pies in an oven, but it takes skill to cook it with underwear.
 
2013-01-16 09:04:24 PM  
I've heard of brown sauce, but ew.
 
2013-01-16 09:07:20 PM  

shanrick: The life of pie.


I don't think Ang Lee's going to go anywhere near THAT.
 
2013-01-16 09:13:37 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: shanrick: The life of pie.

I don't think Ang Lee's going to go anywhere near THAT.


Eat Burgle Man Pot-pie, it's an obscure independant foriegn film, you've probably never heard of it.
 
2013-01-16 09:19:19 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: shanrick: The life of pie.

I don't think Ang Lee's going to go anywhere near THAT.


blogs.seattleweekly.com
It's already been done.
 
2013-01-16 09:19:22 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Eat Burgle Man Pot-pie, it's an obscure independant foriegn film, you've probably never heard of it.


I was probably watching Michael Bay's HungryManageddon or somethin'.
 
2013-01-16 09:19:57 PM  

ciberido: It's already been done.


*snert*

It's the rare triple-entendre!
 
2013-01-16 09:39:01 PM  
I've heard of ring of fire before but this is ridiculous.
 
2013-01-16 09:52:36 PM  

ciberido: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: shanrick: The life of pie.

I don't think Ang Lee's going to go anywhere near THAT.

[blogs.seattleweekly.com image 400x300]
It's already been done.


Yeah, but that was an apple pie.
 
2013-01-16 10:26:11 PM  

j.lunatic: "And how the pie got in my underwear, I don't know."


Just making sure this was covered.
 
2013-01-16 10:45:32 PM  
I prefer to bake pies in pie pans but, hey, if you want to use your undies instead go right ahead.
 
2013-01-16 10:48:52 PM  

lockers: Anyone can cook pies in an oven, but it takes skill to cook it with underwear.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]

Still +1
 
2013-01-16 11:08:43 PM  
ew.
 
2013-01-16 11:39:53 PM  

lockers: Anyone can cook pies in an oven, but it takes skill to cook it with underwear.


It's even harder when the underwear is locked and you have to break in first.
 
2013-01-17 01:07:45 AM  
Isn't it kind of tough to cut a pie cooked in underwear? Isn't the crust kind of soggy?
 
2013-01-17 02:39:03 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Isn't it kind of tough to cut a pie cooked in underwear? Isn't the crust kind of soggy?


Ewwww... crusty underwear..... thanks for the image...
 
2013-01-17 02:51:07 AM  
Panties aren't the best thing in the world but they're right next to it!
 
2013-01-17 03:25:50 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Twenty-three-year-old Russell Neff pleaded guilty to burglary in the August incident. The Daily Times of Salisbury reports that Neff was admitted to a drug treatment court program last week.

"The first step to recovery for baking pot pies in your underwear is admitting you have a problem."


He and the pie were both baked.
 
2013-01-17 03:53:07 AM  
zenpeacemakers.org
 
2013-01-17 09:58:08 AM  
Obviously it's because he revealed the secret to that perfect golden-brown crust...
 
2013-01-17 10:20:38 AM  

j.lunatic: "And how the pie got in my underwear, I don't know."


Dude, use a pie crust.

And you, watch those dangling participles.

Mind you, if he cooked a pie in his underwear, participles weren't the only thing that was dangling.
 
2013-01-17 10:25:50 AM  
Technically, you could bake a pie in underwear.

After all, many kind of puddings, cakes, etc., are baked or boiled in something similar, such as a bag.

For example, various boiled puddings cooked in cloth bags like plum pudding, haggis (sheep's stomach), and black puddings.

But put the thought out of mind, because it is nasty.
 
2013-01-17 11:52:43 AM  
Talk about hot balls.
 
2013-01-17 12:37:57 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Chicken pot pies are delicious. How could he resist, once he opened the freezer and saw it?


i2.ytimg.com

Approves.

Link
 
2013-01-17 06:01:36 PM  

Abacus9: He and the pie were both baked.


*snert*

Undoubtedly!
 
2013-01-17 06:08:28 PM  
"This food tastes like ass."
 
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