THAT is some seriously high dollar pussy.

Won't cost him anything if he doesn't cheat.

Who am I kidding, he's toast at his next tourney.

I call b.s.

So , he's married to a complete hottie, then some stuff happens where he gets a several year pass to bang as many other hotties as he possibly can, then she comes back and says "OK, where did we left off?" ANd it "cost him $200M" which she had access to before they were divorced anyway? Brilliant! He gave up nothing and got to bang hotties for a few years.

So all she has to do is get him drunk or drugged up, hire some prostitute for a couple grand to seduce him and get him to sleep with her when he doesn't even know whats going on, take a couple pictures.... and she earns $200M?

How could this NOT be whats going to happen?

"you know Romeo, that idea has merit..."

/love that movie
//"you would bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle a shovel"
///had great music too- that song was also used in 'fools rush in'

That is Solid Win all over it for him and the family.

All the Best, Big Guy

1) Good on him. He's putting his money where his mouth is.

2) Good on her. Forgiveness is paramount and she clearly still loves the man.

I wish them both the best.

BULLSHIAT.

Nobody ever watched Tin Cup.

To this day, scientists debate whether or not the film actually exists.

_{I AM KIDDING. PLEASE DO NOT VERIFY THE EXISTENCE OF TIN CUP, NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVIDENCE YOU MAY HAVE}

Infernalist: 1) Good on him. He's putting his money where his mouth is.

2) Good on her. Forgiveness is paramount and she clearly still loves the man.

I wish them both the best.

I wish I could see the world with this kind of optimism. What a beautiful existence!

1) What a moran, he's going to lose half his money because after the get-back-together rush wears off it's just the same shiat that you used to hate (in my experience this takes maybe 3 months)

2) Forgiveness? Love? She's naming her price and will probably be happier with the money than with him.

Not arguing with you, just stating my admittedly cynical opinion.

Note the source: National Enquirer.

Occam's Disposable Razor: Infernalist: 1) Good on him. He's putting his money where his mouth is.

2) Good on her. Forgiveness is paramount and she clearly still loves the man.

I wish them both the best.

I wish I could see the world with this kind of optimism. What a beautiful existence!

1) What a moran, he's going to lose half his money because after the get-back-together rush wears off it's just the same shiat that you used to hate (in my experience this takes maybe 3 months)

2) Forgiveness? Love? She's naming her price and will probably be happier with the money than with him.

Not arguing with you, just stating my admittedly cynical opinion.

I'm perpetually disappointed by life, I suppose. But, it's better than the alternative. I can't imagine going through life being that jaded.

Klippoklondike: I actually liked that movie...

I don't like it or dislike it.

It just kinda... exists for me. It's in some nebulous Phantom Zone (TM).

Subby, brilliantly done. I'm sad no one else has given you props.

95629: So all she has to do is get him drunk or drugged up, hire some prostitute for a couple grand to seduce him and get him to sleep with her when he doesn't even know whats going on, take a couple pictures.... and she earns $200M?

How could this NOT be whats going to happen?

Because she's not a worthless lying sack of shiat like Tiger is?

Infernalist: I'm perpetually disappointed by life, I suppose. But, it's better than the alternative. I can't imagine going through life being that jaded

A pessimist is never disappointed - he is either right or pleasantly surprised.

Tiger Woods might be worth $200 million+ but he didn't make that money off of me. So how he spends it is none of my concern.

His wife is hotter than a $2 pistol, but she wasn't giving me any sex before the marriage, and isn't likely to start any time soon.

Putting the two together, why should I GAF?

I call shenans. He's exactly who she thinks he is.

"Somebody tackle him!"

I do remember that guy. You know who I don't remember? The guy who WON.

buntz: I do remember that guy. You know who I don't remember? The guy who WON.

This movie was pre Van de Velde, too.

Post Norman at the Masters, though.

Tiger could get a Perkins waitress for a few thousand and a new Buick. Not as hot, but probably a better lay. Personally, I say go for the chick who farks like she's got something to prove.

So the cost of "true love" is $300 million? Guess I will have to settle for the Perkins waitress, but I am not springing for a Buick....

NewWorldDan: Tiger could get a Perkins waitress for a few thousand and a new Buick. Not as hot, but probably a better lay. Personally, I say go for the chick who farks like she's got something to prove.

But would she be twins?

Kudos subby, nice headline.

Yea, OK, Tin Cup was a terrible movie. And, I happened to enjoy it. I thought it played well. Don Johnson was wonderful as Mr. Smarmy, and Cheech Marin IMHO carried the rest of the load. The music and the set pieces made it workable.

"Hey, you know what time it is? It's Bug Betting Time!"

"To the finely tuned Athlete"

Not as brillantly wacky as caddy shack.

Mulligan


/edit to correct link

95629: So all she has to do is get him drunk or drugged up, hire some prostitute for a couple grand to seduce him and get him to sleep with her when he doesn't even know whats going on, take a couple pictures.... and she earns $200M?

How could this NOT be whats going to happen?

Oh come on, with her resources she could just get him whacked and she gets the whole fortune. I'd suggest a Van de Graaff generator on the back nine, for the Caddyshack reference, or an alligator in the water hazard.

bmwericus: Kudos subby, nice headline.

Yea, OK, Tin Cup was a terrible movie. And, I happened to enjoy it. I thought it played well. Don Johnson was wonderful as Mr. Smarmy, and Cheech Marin IMHO carried the rest of the load. The music and the set pieces made it workable.


Tin Cup has Rene Russo in her prime, which is a big plus.

She has something no other woman can give him. His kids. That's worth $300M

Golf clap for the headline....

Subby for the win

KrispyKritter: divgradcurl: "you know Romeo, that idea has merit..."

/love that movie
//"you would bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle a shovel"
///had great music too- that song was also used in 'fools rush in'

holy crap, if you thought that was worth watching check out 'dead solid perfect'. best golf film ever.

corinne bohrer and randy quaid? i will check it out, thanks for the suggestion

For the golf fan:
The scene at the end of the movie where Roy McAvoy hits the shot into the water hazard again and again was based on an actual event. Gary McCord (the commentator with the handlebar mustache in the movie) is an actual commentator and pro on the Champions Tour. In a tournament he had a similar shot to McAvoy's. He needed a birdie to win and went for it. He shot over and over again and finally got it in 15 strokes. In the movie McAvoy holes out the shot and gets it in 12.

Link

"...learning that 85% of Tin Cup was a rip-off of Gary McCords life..."

Link

Why would she agree to this just bc he is pony ing up the dough? She already has enough of that to be set for generations.

Too Pretty For Prison: She has something no other woman can give him. His kids. That's worth $300M

THIS!
When you procreate with a woman...a good woman, as Elin seems to be...
And you see her caring for your kids. Being a good mom.
That shiat gets mesmerizing to some guys...it's like she becomes a Madonna of some kind...
Nearly above reproach. Nearly goddess-like.

For example...Tony Soprano cheated left and right, farked anything and everything under Carmela's nose.
He was rich and powerful and could have any woman he wanted anytime he wanted...except for Dr. Melfi.
And when he felt it necessary, he'd smack the shiat outta or physically threaten his side biatches.

But not once, even when Carmella told him about her feeling for Furio...did he ever hit her...he hit the wall, but not her.
And how did it turn out? Even after the seperated, all he wanted to do was move back home with her.

Just like Tiger!

texmeth: For the golf fan:
The scene at the end of the movie where Roy McAvoy hits the shot into the water hazard again and again was based on an actual event. Gary McCord (the commentator with the handlebar mustache in the movie) is an actual commentator and pro on the Champions Tour. In a tournament he had a similar shot to McAvoy's. He needed a birdie to win and went for it. He shot over and over again and finally got it in 15 strokes. In the movie McAvoy holes out the shot and gets it in 12.

Link

"...learning that 85% of Tin Cup was a rip-off of Gary McCords life..."

Link

Deerwood #4, par four dogleg left. That hole is a beeeeotch.

Its a win/win for Elin. If Tiger stays faithful and becomes a good husband she wins if he cheats she gets another mountain of his money to ski down.

All the risk is on Tiger and his wandering penis.

That is some high priced MILF.