jake_lex: I don't agree that Portland sucks.I would agree, however, that Portlandia sucks. Holy hell is that show crap.
vharshyde: Screw you, subby, I live in portland, and it does not suck! It BLOWS! Fecking one month a year of sunlight...
signaljammer: My son is a ham radio guy and emergency communications coordinator for Portland Ore. He would communicate with the outside world by HF if cellphones saturated and wires snapped. They really all do practice for the big earthquake. Kid says he wishes the various agencies were more cooperative with him, statute requires them to work with him, but he says they often send disinterested lackeys.//Take Nathan//seriously!
fusillade762: YOU SHUT YOUR FAT FACE, SUBBY, PORTLAND DOES NOT SUCK.
litespeed74: Portland was getting chicks stuck between buildings way before it was cool./Portland tries way to hard.//Can't say it sucks but its not all that.
KarmicDisaster: The article does not say that she was fat, and she does not look fat in the video. The space was only 8 inches, so anyone could have been stuck.
fartlighter3: Thats why they call themselves the Republic of Portland.
Begoggle: One time I got caught between the moon and New York City.
titwrench: Begoggle: One time I got caught between the moon and New York City.You know that's crazy.
fanbladesaresharp: What happened Portland? You used to be so cool. Then you let those gen-Yers from Seattle come down and turn you into their little biatch sister.
RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 552x784]
the_vegetarian_cannibal: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 552x784]I'd get stuck between her two buildings.
the_vegetarian_cannibal: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 552x784][2.bp.blogspot.com image 291x735]I'd get stuck between her two buildings.
Greywar: Hillsboro is still cool though right? Right? Anyone?Actually as a Hillsboro resident I like it a lot, just close enough to the insanity that is Portland to partake....but far enough away that its OK.We have TWO sex/swinger clubs...and titty bars everywhere.
shaymlss: Subby can call us here in Portland when he falls out of his hang glider and gets a building shoved up his ass.It was an accident, and no she wasn't fat.
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