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(97.1 The Eagle)   When strip clubs litigate: "The presentation of expressive dance performances is a beneficial social activity which creates an improved self image for the (stripper) and joy and entertainment for the beholder"   (kegl.com) divider line 50
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2013-01-16 06:54:04 PM
Makes me proud to live in a state that has a constitution with broader free speech protections than the federal one.
 
2013-01-16 07:01:00 PM
Now this is a lawsuit that I can get behind.
 
2013-01-16 07:02:51 PM

darthdrafter: Now this is a lawsuit that I can get behind.


You have to stay at least 3 feet in front. Or so Ive heard.
 
2013-01-16 07:03:36 PM
I suppose my self esteem would be boosted if people literally threw money at me. But how many of us would be happy to give the boss a lapdance for a $20 bonus?
 
2013-01-16 07:04:12 PM
Let titty bars operate, for God's sake. Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun, once you get over the OMG I GET TO SEE NEKKID WOMENZ deal.
 
2013-01-16 07:05:06 PM
We're going to need some expert witnesses' testimony, as well as various forms of evidence presented by the plaintiff to prove the experience is as stimulating as the plaintiff claims.

Also, buckle in for the long haul, this trial may take awhile.
 
2013-01-16 07:15:30 PM

oh_please: Let titty bars operate, for God's sake. Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun, once you get over the OMG I GET TO SEE NEKKID WOMENZ deal.


I have a feeling it also helps women weed out the losers among us a little more easily.
 
2013-01-16 07:15:48 PM
I'm glad this article is hosted on kegl.com
 
2013-01-16 07:19:38 PM
Li-TIT-gious or GTFO?
 
2013-01-16 07:20:16 PM
How about, "Let adults do whatever they want on their own property"?
 
2013-01-16 07:30:14 PM
Oh, city council members and their latest restrictive ordinances regarding "adult-oriented businesses."

I guess they get jealous of all the attention the dipshiats in the state legislatures receive for their meddling in people's personal lives regarding birth control, abortion, etc.

So they start looking around for something to dick around with that will make them look like they're doing something virtuous (ie, Jesusy), while not inconveniencing any of the constituents they actually give a shiat about. Employees and patrons of strip clubs probably don't vote in large numbers in municipal elections. But dumpy soccer moms and Jesus freaks do.
 
2013-01-16 07:31:06 PM
crow202.org

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....
 
2013-01-16 07:31:51 PM
"Your Honor, let the record show that my client made it rain all up in there."
 
2013-01-16 07:33:23 PM
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2013-01-16 07:39:16 PM
had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!
 
2013-01-16 07:40:48 PM
What does the constitution say about sex in the champagne room?
 
2013-01-16 07:43:54 PM
So there's something wrong with the law for saying you can't hire illegals?

Legal foreigners *CAN* get such photo ID.
 
2013-01-16 07:45:33 PM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....


She'd be the perfect woman if not for the fake tits.
 
2013-01-16 07:47:31 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: What does the constitution say about sex in the champagne room?



Article 6, Section 9:

Congress shall make no law abridging the right to feel the boobies.
 
2013-01-16 07:48:11 PM

GranoblasticMan: I'm glad this article is hosted on kegl.com


I chuckled at that, too. Tried to think of a good strong vagina joke but came up empty.
 
2013-01-16 07:53:43 PM

fusillade762: GranoblasticMan: I'm glad this article is hosted on kegl.com

I chuckled at that, too. Tried to think of a good strong vagina joke but came up empty.


Strong? A tight one at least.
 
2013-01-16 07:55:43 PM
I need to see the body of evidence!!!!
 
2013-01-16 08:05:21 PM

BMFPitt: How about, "Let adults do whatever they want on their own property"?


img.timeinc.net
 
2013-01-16 08:10:54 PM
If they are not hurting anyone then LET'S DANCE.
David Bowie
Under the moonlight the serious moonlight.
 
2013-01-16 08:14:19 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....

She'd be the perfect woman if not for the fake tits.


I know, don't you just hate it when women do things to their bodies that we don't want them to do.
 
2013-01-16 08:14:49 PM
... in my pants!
 
2013-01-16 08:23:48 PM

oh_please: Let titty bars operate, for God's sake. Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun, once you get over the OMG I GET TO SEE NEKKID WOMENZ deal.


speak for yourself
 
KIA
2013-01-16 08:38:01 PM

oh_please: Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun


Perhaps you may be doing it wrong?
 
2013-01-16 08:40:34 PM

GranoblasticMan: I'm glad this article is hosted on kegl.com


Came here to say this. It is apparently "(K)Eagle Rock" but all I could think of was clinch one... two... three... four... five...
 
2013-01-16 08:41:48 PM

Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!



Texas strip clubs allow you to touch all you want as long as the girl is cool with it, so your friend either lied to try to tell a good story or went over a line the dancer told him not to cross. I even had one girl from Seattle who was dancing in Dallas tell me the best two places for strippers were Vegas and Texas because both allow guys to touch (which typically means more money for the girl) and allow the girl complete control over who can touch what.
 
2013-01-16 08:42:25 PM
Whar hot stripper thread, whar?!
 
2013-01-16 08:43:02 PM

Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!


I'm in the south and why would you get a $20 dance if you couldn't grope the dancer? Otherwise just give'em a dollar.

Or that's what I've heard. Yeah. Not from personal experience.
 
2013-01-16 08:45:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....

She'd be the perfect woman if not for the fake tits.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-16 08:51:19 PM
But strip clubs objectify women leading to rape and violence according to some biatch.
 
2013-01-16 08:52:32 PM

dascott: But strip clubs objectify women leading to rape and violence according to some biatch.


Ya, funny how the "biatches" would come to that conclusion?
 
2013-01-16 09:09:59 PM

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: dascott: But strip clubs objectify women leading to rape and violence according to some biatch.

Ya, funny how the "biatches" would come to that conclusion?


I know rite?

/thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-01-16 09:12:22 PM
Where was this attorney when they closed Platinum Plus in Memphis a few years ago? They could have used him. That place would let the customers do performance art on the strippers....
 
2013-01-16 09:12:57 PM

dascott: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: dascott: But strip clubs objectify women leading to rape and violence according to some biatch.

Ya, funny how the "biatches" would come to that conclusion?

I know rite?

/thatsthejoke.jpg


Ha, OK, sorry, I guess my sarcasm meter was turned off.
 
2013-01-16 09:20:16 PM

DarkPascual: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....

She'd be the perfect woman if not for the fake tits.

[i.qkme.me image 596x882]


Are you one of those dudes who says a tranny is a real woman because the dick was cut off? it's real to you, dammit?
 
2013-01-16 09:28:04 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: DarkPascual: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]

And when performed in the right way, dance performance can even enhance domestic chores like ironing. Well, maybe....

She'd be the perfect woman if not for the fake tits.

[i.qkme.me image 596x882]

Are you one of those dudes who says a tranny is a real woman because the dick was cut off? it's real to you, dammit?


A tranny is a man with a serious mental health condition. But that isn't as funny to say.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:44 PM

oh_please: Let titty bars operate, for God's sake. Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun, once you get over the OMG I GET TO SEE NEKKID WOMENZ deal.


Pretty much this. They're a big money sink.
 
2013-01-16 09:56:28 PM

OminousPolaris: Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!


Texas strip clubs allow you to touch all you want as long as the girl is cool with it, so your friend either lied to try to tell a good story or went over a line the dancer told him not to cross. I even had one girl from Seattle who was dancing in Dallas tell me the best two places for strippers were Vegas and Texas because both allow guys to touch (which typically means more money for the girl) and allow the girl complete control over who can touch what.


themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-01-16 09:57:36 PM
FTFA: "The presentation of expressive dance performances is a beneficial social activity which creates an improved self image for the (stripper) and joy and entertainment for the beholder"

Now, there's logic that you can't argue with.
 
2013-01-16 10:49:32 PM

Baz the Spaz: FTFA: "The presentation of expressive dance performances is a beneficial social activity which creates an improved self image for the (stripper) and joy and entertainment for the beholder"

Now, there's logic that you can't argue with.


It's so beautiful, I'm going have it tattooed across my chest.

/in kanji, of course.
 
2013-01-16 10:50:28 PM

Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!


Watch the 2002 movie Secret Things well the first half it gets really weird from there but you shouldn't touch dancers nor even have to tip them but of course this is Amerika where no one paid.
 
2013-01-16 11:27:39 PM

oh_please: Let titty bars operate, for God's sake. Every young man needs to learn the lesson that they're really not that fun, once you get over the OMG I GET TO SEE NEKKID WOMENZ deal.


Wait? this get's old? HAHAHA. Yeah right!
 
2013-01-16 11:28:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!

Watch the 2002 movie Secret Things well the first half it gets really weird from there but you shouldn't touch dancers nor even have to tip them but of course this is Amerika where no one paid.


We should pay our English teachers more.

/couldn't' resist.
 
2013-01-16 11:36:30 PM

Klaumbaz: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south

thank goodness I live in touchy-feely iowa where it is recongized as art.

yay iowa!

yay boobies!

Watch the 2002 movie Secret Things well the first half it gets really weird from there but you shouldn't touch dancers nor even have to tip them but of course this is Amerika where no one paid.

We should pay our English teachers more.

/couldn't' resist.


LolL, you'd have to be for prohibition for me to spell and use grammar correctly ; )
 
2013-01-17 12:20:07 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Oh, city council members and their latest restrictive ordinances regarding "adult-oriented businesses."

I guess they get jealous of all the attention the dipshiats in the state legislatures receive for their meddling in people's personal lives regarding birth control, abortion, etc.

So they start looking around for something to dick around with that will make them look like they're doing something virtuous (ie, Jesusy), while not inconveniencing any of the constituents they actually give a shiat about. Employees and patrons of strip clubs probably don't vote in large numbers in municipal elections. But dumpy soccer moms and Jesus freaks do.


The club's attorney's should ask the City Council why they hate single moms.
 
2013-01-17 12:20:13 AM

Omahawg: had a buddy visit texas and about get thrown out of a boobie bar for feeling up the dancer

apparently that's verboten down south


§ 43.02. PROSTITUTION.
(a) A person commits an offense if he knowingly:
(1) offers to engage, agrees to engage, or engages in sexual conduct for a fee; or
(2) solicits another in a public place to engage with him in sexual conduct for hire.
(b) An offense is established under Subsection (a)(1) whether the actor is to receive or pay a fee. An offense is established under Subsection (a)(2) whether the actor solicits a person to hire him or offers to hire the person solicited.
(c) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor, unless the actor has previously been convicted one or two times of an offense under this section, in which event it is a Class A misdemeanor. If the actor has previously been convicted three or more times of an offense under this section, the offense is a state jail felony.

Best guess: Touching the dancers probably counts as sexual conduct under Texas Penal Code (*snrk*), so you are no longer paying for a stripper, you are technically paying for a hooker.
 
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