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(The Times of India)   "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting elephant herd." "Interrup- STAMPY, NO"   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 15
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2013-01-16 09:56:11 PM  
2 votes:
it's the four elephants of the apocalypse!
2013-01-16 09:36:50 PM  
2 votes:
When in doubt, just cram 2 jokes into the headline.
2013-01-17 01:06:35 AM  
1 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: If these people had been allowed to keep their own elephants, this never would have happened.


You're 100% more likely to be killed by an elephant in your own home than on the public streets.
2013-01-16 11:14:38 PM  
1 votes:
And here I thought my neighborhood had issues. This trunks them.

/be here all week.
2013-01-16 11:07:31 PM  
1 votes:
That guy must have done something to really piss off those elephants.

They have long memories and tend to hold grudges.

They really have trouble letting go of even the most minor slight, and will tend to obsess over social interactions that where they think they have been judged or criticized. For example there's these two women at work were talking about this other woman and said that she was super pretty and they hated how pretty she was but she was super nice so they couldn't hate her they wished she was mean so they could hate her. But then she started flirting with the regional manager and even went out for lunch with him and they were all happy because now they knew she was a total slut and they they had a legit reason for hating on her.
2013-01-16 10:56:14 PM  
1 votes:
If everyone had their own elephants, this would never happen.
2013-01-16 10:40:49 PM  
1 votes:

chopit: The headline made me LOL. HOTY contender?


I don't know about that, but should I ever own an elephant, "Stampy" will be on the short list of names.
2013-01-16 10:22:27 PM  
1 votes:
They're playing that elephant song again
2013-01-16 10:10:35 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: I say we find their lair and stampede all over it. Eye for an eye, tusk for a tusk. It's all these elephants understand.


It's being taken care of.

www.willstegerfoundation.org

/Debbie Downer
2013-01-16 09:56:59 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-16 09:56:26 PM  
1 votes:
Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.
2013-01-16 09:53:54 PM  
1 votes:
This is what we've been training for people!
2013-01-16 09:44:27 PM  
1 votes:
If these people had been allowed to keep their own elephants, this never would have happened.
2013-01-16 09:40:41 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I keep an elephant in my home at all times.
2013-01-16 09:26:53 PM  
1 votes:
But enough about the National Championship Game.
 
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