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(The Times of India)   "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting elephant herd." "Interrup- STAMPY, NO"   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-16 08:49:54 PM
Oh Ganesha!
 
2013-01-16 09:26:53 PM
But enough about the National Championship Game.
 
2013-01-16 09:36:50 PM
When in doubt, just cram 2 jokes into the headline.
 
2013-01-16 09:38:40 PM
Why, I never herd of such a thing.
 
2013-01-16 09:40:41 PM
This is why I keep an elephant in my home at all times.
 
2013-01-16 09:44:27 PM
If these people had been allowed to keep their own elephants, this never would have happened.
 
2013-01-16 09:47:32 PM
Yeah.
It might be funny here, but I'll bet shiat like this doesn't get a second look from local readers, much like "Cholera Outbreak Kills 500".
 
2013-01-16 09:49:32 PM
Bet they won't ignore the elephant in the room anymore.
 
2013-01-16 09:53:54 PM
This is what we've been training for people!
 
2013-01-16 09:56:11 PM
it's the four elephants of the apocalypse!
 
2013-01-16 09:56:26 PM
Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.
 
2013-01-16 09:56:40 PM
This wedding has angered Ganesha.
 
2013-01-16 09:56:51 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is why I keep an elephant in my home at all times.


I
 
2013-01-16 09:56:59 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-16 09:58:11 PM
He was rushed to Karanjia sub-divisional hospital where doctors declared him brought dead," said Tipu Ho, a zilla parishad member of Patna.

Gotta love Indian English
 
2013-01-16 10:00:58 PM
FTFA:
People are apprehensive that the marauding herd may return to the village again.

I bet they'd be even more apprehensive if the marauding herd managed to find a way to return to the village for the first time.
 
2013-01-16 10:02:35 PM
I love ediphans
 
2013-01-16 10:02:54 PM

SevenizGud: FTFA:
People are apprehensive that the marauding herd may return to the village again.

I bet they'd be even more apprehensive if the marauding herd managed to find a way to return to the village for the first time.


They are reverting from tomorrow only!
 
2013-01-16 10:05:37 PM
I say we find their lair and stampede all over it. Eye for an eye, tusk for a tusk. It's all these elephants understand.
 
2013-01-16 10:10:35 PM

miss diminutive: I say we find their lair and stampede all over it. Eye for an eye, tusk for a tusk. It's all these elephants understand.


It's being taken care of.

www.willstegerfoundation.org

/Debbie Downer
 
2013-01-16 10:22:27 PM
They're playing that elephant song again
 
2013-01-16 10:26:25 PM
FTA: "The victim was identified as Tarani Munda. "He was rushed to Karanjia sub-divisional hospital where doctors declared him brought dead,"

Be cool or be brought dead.
 
2013-01-16 10:37:41 PM
The headline made me LOL. HOTY contender?
 
2013-01-16 10:40:49 PM

chopit: The headline made me LOL. HOTY contender?


I don't know about that, but should I ever own an elephant, "Stampy" will be on the short list of names.
 
2013-01-16 10:52:22 PM
Trumpy, no!

/i know what you're thinking, trumpy. did mom fire six shots or only five?
 
2013-01-16 10:56:14 PM
If everyone had their own elephants, this would never happen.
 
2013-01-16 11:01:23 PM
I lol'ed. Bravo, subs.
 
2013-01-16 11:07:31 PM
That guy must have done something to really piss off those elephants.

They have long memories and tend to hold grudges.

They really have trouble letting go of even the most minor slight, and will tend to obsess over social interactions that where they think they have been judged or criticized. For example there's these two women at work were talking about this other woman and said that she was super pretty and they hated how pretty she was but she was super nice so they couldn't hate her they wished she was mean so they could hate her. But then she started flirting with the regional manager and even went out for lunch with him and they were all happy because now they knew she was a total slut and they they had a legit reason for hating on her.
 
2013-01-16 11:14:38 PM
And here I thought my neighborhood had issues. This trunks them.

/be here all week.
 
2013-01-16 11:45:03 PM
Shoulda said the safe word.

/magumbo
 
2013-01-17 01:06:35 AM

Insatiable Jesus: If these people had been allowed to keep their own elephants, this never would have happened.


You're 100% more likely to be killed by an elephant in your own home than on the public streets.
 
2013-01-17 02:19:20 AM
At least the elephants will never forget this tragic incident.
 
2013-01-17 03:24:00 AM
Gie's a bun!
 
2013-01-17 04:54:48 AM
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Damned Haradrim, always leaving their gate open.
 
2013-01-17 06:23:55 AM
FTA: The herd also damaged more than a dozen dwellings and devoured paddy stocked inside the houses.

www.paddy.ie

NOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-17 07:30:51 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-17 07:46:17 AM

solokumba: [25.media.tumblr.com image 290x410]


fusillade762: Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.


They just need some psychiatric help
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"I'd zay your problem ees cognitive dissonance"
 
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