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(Yahoo)   Thief returns rings to a family stolen 15 years ago with an added apology letter   ( divider line
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6870 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 9:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 10:08:00 PM  
3 votes:
If someone stole my family like that I'd laugh and laugh and think "yeah, well their your pain in the ass now buddy!"
2013-01-17 02:12:05 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-16 11:11:17 PM  
2 votes:
My wife stole 2 very valuable things from me when we got married. She put them in a jar and I haven't seen nor heard of them since.
2013-01-16 10:05:57 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Smeagol and Gollum,

Uhm, sorry and stuff. LOL

2013-01-16 11:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

logic523: And then there's the ring. Cartier ring. It belonged to the wife of a Parisian banker.

Few knew of the hardships she endured in her youth, that she was forced to prostitute herself in order to feed her younger brothers and sisters. And it was those very skills she used to land herself a husband of wealth and prominence. Her beauty was only surpassed by her sexual prowess, which was surpassed by the hunger within that drove her. And in time she became President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, one of the most admired and respected men in the world.

Late at night he would gaze absent minded out the window, fingering that classic Cartier ring while daydreaming of the many men he killed on his slow climb to success. The only thing he ever did regret was not having the ring properly sized, it pinched him so.
2013-01-16 10:36:08 PM  
1 vote:

steerforth: Subby is an hero.

I see what you did their.
2013-01-16 10:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
Subby is an hero.
2013-01-16 10:02:46 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty brazen to steal a whole family like that.
2013-01-16 09:59:21 PM  
1 vote:
There were FIVE golden rings!

The Riphagens had four gold rings returned to them Full Size

RIP Haggens
2013-01-16 09:07:25 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-16 04:34:51 PM  
1 vote:
we is sorry we stoles the precious, but IT IS OURS!!
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