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(Yahoo)   Thief returns rings to a family stolen 15 years ago with an added apology letter   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 41
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2013-01-16 04:34:51 PM  
we is sorry we stoles the precious, but IT IS OURS!!
 
2013-01-16 05:11:26 PM  
That reminds me.  I know who stole something of value from our family about 30 years ago.  I should track them down and shive 'em.
 
2013-01-16 08:44:56 PM  
And the gold is worth a lot more today.
 
2013-01-16 09:07:25 PM  
 
2013-01-16 09:59:21 PM  
There were FIVE golden rings!


The Riphagens had four gold rings returned to them

pics3.city-data.com

RIP Haggens
 
2013-01-16 10:02:46 PM  
Pretty brazen to steal a whole family like that.
 
2013-01-16 10:04:04 PM  

SevenizGud: Pretty brazen to steal a whole family like that.

 
2013-01-16 10:05:57 PM  
Dear Smeagol and Gollum,

Uhm, sorry and stuff. LOL

--Bilbo
 
2013-01-16 10:08:00 PM  
If someone stole my family like that I'd laugh and laugh and think "yeah, well their your pain in the ass now buddy!"
 
2013-01-16 10:12:15 PM  
SpdrJay: "they're"...
 
2013-01-16 10:13:53 PM  
Sure, he's apologizing now. Next thing you know he'll be claiming that there's treasure buried under a giant 'T'.
 
2013-01-16 10:18:17 PM  
Subby is an hero.
 
2013-01-16 10:18:50 PM  
And then there's the ring. Cartier ring. It belonged to the wife of a Parisian banker.
 
2013-01-16 10:20:41 PM  

phlegmmo: SevenizGud: Pretty brazen to steal a whole family like that.


His name was Robert Paulsen.
 
2013-01-16 10:24:54 PM  
Dear Self,

Now that the insurance money paid you for these rings has long been spent and the issue forgotten, here's my stuff back.

Thanks
 
2013-01-16 10:28:26 PM  
"an"

two letters that go a long way. Try them. You will like them.
 
2013-01-16 10:33:12 PM  
Dirty little Hobbitses, we hates them, we does!
 
2013-01-16 10:36:08 PM  

steerforth: Subby is an hero.


I see what you did their.
 
2013-01-16 10:46:08 PM  
t2.gstatic.com

Wishes to apologize...  to you and the other 5,000 people he robbed.

But you never should have left them just sitting in a line out on a path like that. Seriously, who does that?
 
2013-01-16 10:47:48 PM  
Very cool. What is not so cool is: imagine the sheer hell of guilt the thief has been going through for 15 years. Should he be in jail? No, he's been punished enough.
 
2013-01-16 10:47:51 PM  
Reminds me of seeing Garden State in theaters....the only movie I've ever actually yelled out loud at how stupid it was.
 
2013-01-16 10:53:16 PM  
Sounds like somebody is getting sober and currently working the 9th step.
 
2013-01-16 10:59:11 PM  
www.channel4.com
 
2013-01-16 11:03:29 PM  

logic523: And then there's the ring. Cartier ring. It belonged to the wife of a Parisian banker.


Few knew of the hardships she endured in her youth, that she was forced to prostitute herself in order to feed her younger brothers and sisters. And it was those very skills she used to land herself a husband of wealth and prominence. Her beauty was only surpassed by her sexual prowess, which was surpassed by the hunger within that drove her. And in time she became President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, one of the most admired and respected men in the world.

Late at night he would gaze absent minded out the window, fingering that classic Cartier ring while daydreaming of the many men he killed on his slow climb to success. The only thing he ever did regret was not having the ring properly sized, it pinched him so.
 
2013-01-16 11:11:17 PM  
My wife stole 2 very valuable things from me when we got married. She put them in a jar and I haven't seen nor heard of them since.
 
2013-01-16 11:25:02 PM  
Someone stole a whole family 15 years ago?
 
2013-01-16 11:25:11 PM  
If he returned the ring in person, and it was Texas, would you still be allowed to shoot him?
 
2013-01-16 11:30:58 PM  

snowjack: For Subby:

http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/an_or_a.htm

/pet peeve


People with grammar pet peeves have no penis.
 
2013-01-16 11:40:11 PM  

Threadslayer: If he returned the ring in person, and it was Texas, would you still be allowed to shoot him?


Only if black and retarded.
 
2013-01-16 11:48:36 PM  

Oznog: [t2.gstatic.com image 190x266]

Wishes to apologize...  to you and the other 5,000 people he robbed.

But you never should have left them just sitting in a line out on a path like that. Seriously, who does that?


Yea the poor bastards got a real addiction..
www.e621.net
 
2013-01-17 12:00:10 AM  
I remember seeing this last week on Reddit.
 
2013-01-17 12:22:20 AM  
Wow...so much snark, and not a hint of, "this is pretty cool of the asshat to return these practically worthless rings after all these years." My faith in humanity is somewhat restored after hearing a story like this.
 
2013-01-17 12:39:53 AM  
I think this is fake, why would both the wife and husband have their rings off and in the same place? Most men only wear a wedding band, why was their 4 rings?
 
2013-01-17 12:59:33 AM  

plushpuppy: I think this is fake, why would both the wife and husband have their rings off and in the same place? Most men only wear a wedding band, why was their 4 rings?


Read the article and find out. Also, there.
 
2013-01-17 01:02:47 AM  
www.wired.com
 
2013-01-17 01:15:05 AM  

SpdrJay: If someone stole my family like that I'd laugh and laugh and think "yeah, well their they're your pain in the ass now buddy!"


FTFY, unless your thoughts really do contain orthographical errors

/Doesn't condone Subby; that was an atrociously written headline
 
2013-01-17 01:44:23 AM  
Stealing families eh? That's not right!
 
2013-01-17 02:12:05 AM  
i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 10:34:06 AM  

nirwana: snowjack: For Subby:

http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/an_or_a.htm

/pet peeve

People with grammar grammer pet peeves have no penis.


/pet peeve
 
2013-01-17 01:51:45 PM  
Why the hell did someone steal a family and an apology letter 15 years ago? That makes no sense.

/the family I get....you can put them to work, but why the apology letter?
 
2013-01-17 07:20:15 PM  

Self_Manifesto: I remember seeing this last week on Reddit.


this just in, not everyone visits all the websites in the world. This is old news to less than one percent of internet users.

/Get some sun
 
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