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(Celebitchy)   Taylor Swift tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper at the Golden Globes, got to celebrate Cinco Denied-O in January   (celebitchy.com) divider line 40
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2013-01-16 05:02:26 PM  
5 votes:
That freaky looking thin-voiced singer needs to take a break from public life for a while.  Backlash is building.
2013-01-16 04:53:57 PM  
5 votes:
Bradley Cooper has no interest in having a song being sung about him.
2013-01-16 06:41:18 PM  
4 votes:
No one wants to date someone who has a reputation of never putting out. It's one thing if you're a crazy chick who farks dicks raw... But if you're a crazy chick who doesn't put out.. You're legit crazy.. Like hide yo kids crazy
2013-01-16 05:30:36 PM  
4 votes:
Jesus, T-Swizzle.......put your snatch away.
2013-01-16 07:57:56 PM  
3 votes:
Sorry, Taylor. Bradley has chicks twice as hot as you lined up 10 deep in his bathtub waiting to get peed on. He doesn't need to waste his time with some mentally ill rat faced a-sexual infant.
2013-01-16 05:34:07 PM  
3 votes:
They're workng an "is he gay?" angle but TFA: However, when Jennifer sounded Bradley, 38, out about Taylor he said he wasn't interested and that she was too young for him!Is not so far fetched an idea...38 year old dude that can have the pick of the litter probably isn't really interested in listening to a vapid 22 year old's babbling regardless of how good she looks. More often than not, age and experience trumps a pretty face and no brains.
2013-01-17 10:05:10 AM  
2 votes:
He was put on the spot and had to come up with a quick excuse.  "She's too young" sounds better than "I'm not about to stick my dick in crazy, because I'm not an idiot."
2013-01-17 01:26:36 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: Yeah, I'll go with too young. I'm 42, and she does nothing for me.

Not that I'm dating anyone, but I have no desire to do anything with her.


I'm with you there (43 myself). I mean, if I were already naked, and she jumped on me, then yeah, I'd probably go for it, but I wouldn't crawl across a table for it.
2013-01-17 12:51:43 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I'll go with too young. I'm 42, and she does nothing for me.

Not that I'm dating anyone, but I have no desire to do anything with her.
2013-01-16 09:48:15 PM  
2 votes:
Bradley, you're going to deeply regret that decision someday, spending your days wondering what might have been. How do I know this?

1) Taylor Swift is a America's country songstress sweetheart;
2) She uses her relationship experiences for musical inspiration;
3) Country songs use the meter of the lyrics to set tempo and the lyrics almost always rhyme;
4) Cooper rhymes with pooper

/QED
2013-01-16 09:40:48 PM  
2 votes:

Carth: But Taylor Swift has proven she is so mature in relationships and after breakups. What guy wouldn't want to date her?!




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2013-01-16 07:50:09 PM  
2 votes:

rynthetyn: Dancin_In_Anson: They're workng an "is he gay?" angle but TFA: However, when Jennifer sounded Bradley, 38, out about Taylor he said he wasn't interested and that she was too young for him!Is not so far fetched an idea...38 year old dude that can have the pick of the litter probably isn't really interested in listening to a vapid 22 year old's babbling regardless of how good she looks. More often than not, age and experience trumps a pretty face and no brains.

Well, there is the "too young for him" angle, but when has that ever stopped an actor? In any case, whether he's gay or not, he does have a rather well known track record of dating women who have a reputation as professional beards, and in Oscar campaign season dating yet another woman with the reputation as a professional beard won't help him any.



So you're saying that dating Zoe Saldana - one of the hottest women on the planet - is used by some people as "proof" that he is gay... Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Who are those people? Mental patients? Creationists?
2013-01-16 06:42:16 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Then again she could be the clingy type.


There's got to be some reason men keep running, screaming, from her. She's pretty hot to fall on the bottom side of the Vicki Mendoza line on the C/H Scale.
2013-01-16 05:52:43 PM  
2 votes:

Mind of the North Star: I don't get why he didn't go for it. Is she really that much more crazy than hot?


I'm guessing she doesn't interview well. She probably had Overly Attached Girlfriend's eyes.
2013-01-16 05:20:21 PM  
2 votes:
She's working on the slutty skank image now.  Hell, Lilo didn't go through men so quickly and publicly.  Elizabeth Taylor didn't go through men so publicly and quickly.
2013-01-16 05:17:15 PM  
2 votes:
Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.
2013-01-16 04:34:58 PM  
2 votes:
So I guess they're going to be pushing back the release date on her next album then
2013-01-17 02:59:02 PM  
1 votes:

arcas: Here's my take...

He's good-enough looking that he can have damn near any woman he wants. If he's looking for someone to be with long term, he's probably trying to guestimate what she'll look like in 10-15 years. Have you seen her mother? She's scary looking. If she's anything like her mom, she's not going to age very well...



You could definitely be right.

Bradley Cooper is also an A list movie star who is wealthy, young, and good looking. He doesn't have anything to prove to anyone and 1 nighting another celebrity wouldn't be nearly the badge of honor that it would be for us dog-faced broke citizens of the real world.

If I were him and looking for an evening's entertainment, I would find some trendy LA bar and bag the hottest waitress there. Give her a story to tell for the rest of her life and skip all of Taylor Swift's diva bullshiat.
2013-01-17 06:29:07 AM  
1 votes:
I think she is a virgin in the mental way.
2013-01-17 03:13:10 AM  
1 votes:
2013: when guys would rather sleep with Ke$ha instead of Taylor Swift because she seems like more fun.
2013-01-16 10:25:46 PM  
1 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: Bradley, you're going to deeply regret that decision someday, spending your days wondering what might have been. How do I know this?

1) Taylor Swift is a America's country songstress sweetheart;
2) She uses her relationship experiences for musical inspiration;
3) Country songs use the meter of the lyrics to set tempo and the lyrics almost always rhyme;
4) Cooper rhymes with pooper

/QED


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2013-01-16 09:38:26 PM  
1 votes:
It's a logical move if you're a celebrity.

You could have your pick of thousands of hot normal girls who would let you lead them around with a leash, spank them, and call them piggy....or you could have an average looking celebrity girl who will probably give you less than average sex and then write a horrible song about you to boot.
2013-01-16 09:08:50 PM  
1 votes:
The problem with Swift is that her childhood hasn't ended yet, she maybe 22 but she seems to have the mentality of middle school or high school.

I am barely older than Swift and I enjoy immaturity in a personality, the stupid kind of immaturity that you can laugh at not the angst teenager relationship immaturity that her entire image has ended up being built on.

I do not blame Bradley at all for turning her down.
2013-01-16 08:39:47 PM  
1 votes:

rynthetyn: mongbiohazard: rynthetyn: Dancin_In_Anson: They're workng an "is he gay?" angle but TFA: However, when Jennifer sounded Bradley, 38, out about Taylor he said he wasn't interested and that she was too young for him!Is not so far fetched an idea...38 year old dude that can have the pick of the litter probably isn't really interested in listening to a vapid 22 year old's babbling regardless of how good she looks. More often than not, age and experience trumps a pretty face and no brains.

Well, there is the "too young for him" angle, but when has that ever stopped an actor? In any case, whether he's gay or not, he does have a rather well known track record of dating women who have a reputation as professional beards, and in Oscar campaign season dating yet another woman with the reputation as a professional beard won't help him any.


So you're saying that dating Zoe Saldana - one of the hottest women on the planet - is used by some people as "proof" that he is gay... Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Who are those people? Mental patients? Creationists?

Surely you've heard of publicist-arranged contract relationships before. Bradley Cooper has had gay rumors following him for years, at least as far back as Alias, when there were rumors that he and Victor Garber were hooking up. Victor Garber, who, incidentally, just officially came out in an interview with an entertainment blogger that ran this week.



Oh shiat, RUMORS?!? I didn't know those same people had RUMORS about him too. Damn, that settles it then! He might as well be farking Elton John on the National Mall. Everyone knows rumors are always true.
2013-01-16 08:30:45 PM  
1 votes:
Bradley Cooper is a good looking dude, and famous to boot. He could pull some serious tail. Why would he want some walking stick with no curves?
2013-01-16 08:24:45 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Jesus, T-Swizzle.......put your snatch away.


I don't know man...rumor around the TMZ mill is the One Direction dude dumped her for not putting out. All of the crazy, none of the benefit.
2013-01-16 07:42:45 PM  
1 votes:
I hear Monti Teo needs a girlfriend.
2013-01-16 06:28:13 PM  
1 votes:
She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise, he wouldn't want her vagina except for offspring purposes and I bet he'd be able to educate her on old fragile things....like his career.
2013-01-16 06:21:24 PM  
1 votes:
Ferretface needs to get it through.
2013-01-16 06:19:07 PM  
1 votes:
But Taylor Swift has proven she is so mature in relationships and after breakups. What guy wouldn't want to date her?!
2013-01-16 06:15:17 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: He's supposedly not tagging Jennifer Lawrence either for the same reason.  Also 22, too young, although she has a lot more going on in her brain than Taylor Swift.

He just broke up with Zoe Saldana.  Maybe he wants to play the field for a while, but not feel like a cradle-robber.



Seriously, I don't get the whole "he must be gay" angle TFA took there towards the end. If He wants a serious relationship he's not going to do it with a girl who is literally almost half his age - particularly one just itching to write a song about it afterwards too. Is that really so hard to fathom? Or maybe the author of TFA is gay and injecting a little of his own wishful thinking in there...
2013-01-16 06:11:31 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Jesus, T-Swizzle.......put your snatch away.


I thought her M.O. was to date ambiguously gay men so her snatch wasn't in play.
2013-01-16 06:03:01 PM  
1 votes:
He's supposedly not tagging Jennifer Lawrence either for the same reason.  Also 22, too young, although she has a lot more going on in her brain than Taylor Swift.

He just broke up with Zoe Saldana.  Maybe he wants to play the field for a while, but not feel like a cradle-robber.
2013-01-16 06:00:12 PM  
1 votes:
Taylor, honey, I'm all the Cooper you'll ever need
2013-01-16 05:55:25 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Smeggy Smurf: Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.

Would it be too much to expect her to smuggle some heroin from Mexico?

It didn't hurt Johnny Cash any.


Only if she doesn't get a decent bass guitarist to accompany her new hell raising songs
2013-01-16 05:40:45 PM  
1 votes:
pal Jennifer Lawrence

I'd pay good money to see those two "palling around", if you know what I mean and I think you do.
2013-01-16 05:40:38 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.


Would it be too much to expect her to smuggle some heroin from Mexico?

It didn't hurt Johnny Cash any.
2013-01-16 05:37:55 PM  
1 votes:
Or....this is complete bullshiat because "RadarOnline.com" needed to generate some page views.

Stories with "exclusive", "anonymous" usually smell like bullshiat, takedown pieces to me.
2013-01-16 05:11:33 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: That freaky looking thin-voiced singer needs to take a break from public life for a while.  Backlash is building.


Hell I don't know.. I bang her. I wouldn't date her.. But I would bang her. For her benefit of course.

/giving
wee
2013-01-16 05:05:30 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe he's not into space aliens?
 
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