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(Celebitchy)   Taylor Swift tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper at the Golden Globes, got to celebrate Cinco Denied-O in January   (celebitchy.com) divider line 111
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2013-01-17 07:23:49 AM

Mugato: Let me preface this as saying yes, he's a handsome cat and could pull a helluva lot more tail than me even even if he wasn't a movie star but does he pull off a real douchebag vibe to anyone else? Like a frat guy who would start a drunken bar fight with any random dude for some dumbass reason? Give that, he should have nailed her. Then again she could be the clingy type.


I think it's called acting. Just a thought
 
2013-01-17 07:44:31 AM

Rent Party: neilbradley: Alphax: Yeah, I'll go with too young. I'm 42, and she does nothing for me.

Not that I'm dating anyone, but I have no desire to do anything with her.

I'm with you there (43 myself). I mean, if I were already naked, and she jumped on me, then yeah, I'd probably go for it, but I wouldn't crawl across a table for it.

44 here, but I'd crush that shiat flat. I'd tell her my name was Neil Bradley, though, and giver her Alphax's phone number when I left.


46, Fist of an Angry God, til I was nothing more than a puddle of sweat in the bed.
 
2013-01-17 08:01:04 AM

rynthetyn: Well, there is the "too young for him" angle, but when has that ever stopped an actor? In any case, whether he's gay or not, he does have a rather well known track record of dating women who have a reputation as professional beards, and in Oscar campaign season dating yet another woman with the reputation as a professional beard won't help him any.


I dunno...look at the picture that freetomatoposted. You can see the inside of her head. That would have scared me off at 38.
 
2013-01-17 09:18:01 AM
She seems like the kind of broad who has trouble having an orgasm.
 
2013-01-17 09:19:53 AM
Here's my take...

He's good-enough looking that he can have damn near any woman he wants. If he's looking for someone to be with long term, he's probably trying to guestimate what she'll look like in 10-15 years. Have you seen her mother? She's scary looking. If she's anything like her mom, she's not going to age very well...
 
2013-01-17 09:39:12 AM

REO-Weedwagon: She seems like the kind of broad who has trouble having an orgasm.


Challenge Accepted.
 
2013-01-17 10:05:10 AM
He was put on the spot and had to come up with a quick excuse.  "She's too young" sounds better than "I'm not about to stick my dick in crazy, because I'm not an idiot."
 
2013-01-17 12:41:53 PM

GRCooper: Rent Party: neilbradley: Alphax: Yeah, I'll go with too young. I'm 42, and she does nothing for me.

Not that I'm dating anyone, but I have no desire to do anything with her.

I'm with you there (43 myself). I mean, if I were already naked, and she jumped on me, then yeah, I'd probably go for it, but I wouldn't crawl across a table for it.

44 here, but I'd crush that shiat flat. I'd tell her my name was Neil Bradley, though, and giver her Alphax's phone number when I left.

46, Fist of an Angry God, til I was nothing more than a puddle of sweat in the bed.


Well, I suppose if nothing else, Fark has defined the Mendoza line for dirty old men.
 
2013-01-17 01:11:01 PM

imontheinternet: He was put on the spot and had to come up with a quick excuse.  "She's too young" sounds better than "I'm not about to stick my dick in crazy, because I'm not an idiot I learned my lesson after Renee Zellweger."


FTFY
 
2013-01-17 02:59:02 PM

arcas: Here's my take...

He's good-enough looking that he can have damn near any woman he wants. If he's looking for someone to be with long term, he's probably trying to guestimate what she'll look like in 10-15 years. Have you seen her mother? She's scary looking. If she's anything like her mom, she's not going to age very well...



You could definitely be right.

Bradley Cooper is also an A list movie star who is wealthy, young, and good looking. He doesn't have anything to prove to anyone and 1 nighting another celebrity wouldn't be nearly the badge of honor that it would be for us dog-faced broke citizens of the real world.

If I were him and looking for an evening's entertainment, I would find some trendy LA bar and bag the hottest waitress there. Give her a story to tell for the rest of her life and skip all of Taylor Swift's diva bullshiat.
 
2013-01-17 07:58:57 PM

HotWingAgenda: ParagonComplex: My cousin, her mother, sold her a puppy after she became famous. She gave it back to her, because it was too much to handle or something. Wouldn't even allow her to post a picture of her and the puppy on her webpage. The reason? "I don't let people make money off of my pictures." Yeah, she's full of herself and a little b'atch to boot.

Taylor Swift is your niece? She bought a puppy from her mother, and then wouldn't let her post a picture of her on her website? You've got a cray family. Invite me to the next reunion.


Ha, o wow, I royally fudged up that entire thing although my family is a bit on the nutty side. Second cousin ran track with her. My first cousin, the second cousin's mother, sold Taylor Swift the puppy. Idk if that's any better, but it isn't important anyway.
 
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