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(Celebitchy)   Taylor Swift tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper at the Golden Globes, got to celebrate Cinco Denied-O in January   (celebitchy.com) divider line 111
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2013-01-16 04:34:58 PM
So I guess they're going to be pushing back the release date on her next album then
 
2013-01-16 04:53:57 PM
Bradley Cooper has no interest in having a song being sung about him.
 
2013-01-16 05:01:30 PM
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"Damn.....Almost got him!"
 
2013-01-16 05:02:26 PM
That freaky looking thin-voiced singer needs to take a break from public life for a while.  Backlash is building.
 
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2013-01-16 05:05:30 PM
Maybe he's not into space aliens?
 
2013-01-16 05:11:33 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: That freaky looking thin-voiced singer needs to take a break from public life for a while.  Backlash is building.


Hell I don't know.. I bang her. I wouldn't date her.. But I would bang her. For her benefit of course.

/giving
 
2013-01-16 05:17:15 PM
Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.
 
2013-01-16 05:20:21 PM
She's working on the slutty skank image now.  Hell, Lilo didn't go through men so quickly and publicly.  Elizabeth Taylor didn't go through men so publicly and quickly.
 
2013-01-16 05:30:36 PM
Jesus, T-Swizzle.......put your snatch away.
 
2013-01-16 05:31:47 PM
I think she needs to save her image by going through a brief yet raucous punk phase.
 
2013-01-16 05:32:20 PM

I_C_Weener: She's working on the slutty skank image now.  Hell, Lilo didn't go through men so quickly and publicly.  Elizabeth Taylor didn't go through men so publicly and quickly.


Taylor Swift has been dumped more times than a Tonka truck in a sand box

/Not original, but still very funny
 
2013-01-16 05:34:07 PM
They're workng an "is he gay?" angle but TFA: However, when Jennifer sounded Bradley, 38, out about Taylor he said he wasn't interested and that she was too young for him!Is not so far fetched an idea...38 year old dude that can have the pick of the litter probably isn't really interested in listening to a vapid 22 year old's babbling regardless of how good she looks. More often than not, age and experience trumps a pretty face and no brains.
 
2013-01-16 05:37:51 PM

mitchcumstein1: Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.


Perhaps down in steerage where you hang out, but not in first class.
 
2013-01-16 05:37:55 PM
Or....this is complete bullshiat because "RadarOnline.com" needed to generate some page views.

Stories with "exclusive", "anonymous" usually smell like bullshiat, takedown pieces to me.
 
2013-01-16 05:38:21 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I think she needs to save her image by going through a brief yet raucous punk phase.


Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.
 
2013-01-16 05:38:39 PM

LandOfChocolate: Stories with "exclusive", "anonymous" sources usually smell like bullshiat, takedown pieces to me.

 
2013-01-16 05:40:38 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.


Would it be too much to expect her to smuggle some heroin from Mexico?

It didn't hurt Johnny Cash any.
 
2013-01-16 05:40:45 PM
pal Jennifer Lawrence

I'd pay good money to see those two "palling around", if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-01-16 05:45:39 PM

Glancing Blow: mitchcumstein1: Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.

Perhaps down in steerage where you hang out, but not in first class.


I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2013-01-16 05:45:55 PM
I don't get why he didn't go for it. Is she really that much more crazy than hot? She'd have to be completely insane to outweigh the her hittable factor for just a hook up.

/Come at me , Studmans
 
2013-01-16 05:46:44 PM

Mind of the North Star: I don't get why he didn't go for it. Is she really that much more crazy than hot? She'd have to be completely insane to outweigh the her hittable factor for just a hook up.

/Come at me , Studmans

 
2013-01-16 05:52:43 PM

Mind of the North Star: I don't get why he didn't go for it. Is she really that much more crazy than hot?


I'm guessing she doesn't interview well. She probably had Overly Attached Girlfriend's eyes.
 
2013-01-16 05:55:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Smeggy Smurf: Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.

Would it be too much to expect her to smuggle some heroin from Mexico?

It didn't hurt Johnny Cash any.


Only if she doesn't get a decent bass guitarist to accompany her new hell raising songs
 
2013-01-16 05:56:12 PM
She never gives out, and she never gives in.
 
2013-01-16 06:00:12 PM
Taylor, honey, I'm all the Cooper you'll ever need
 
2013-01-16 06:03:01 PM
He's supposedly not tagging Jennifer Lawrence either for the same reason.  Also 22, too young, although she has a lot more going on in her brain than Taylor Swift.

He just broke up with Zoe Saldana.  Maybe he wants to play the field for a while, but not feel like a cradle-robber.
 
2013-01-16 06:06:40 PM

uncleacid: She never gives out, and she never gives in.


Yeah I'm getting the impression guys figure "I can handle the crazy and the inevitable break-up song if I can tap that", then realize those legs are staying closed and GTFOASAP.

/I'd hit it
//but she'll never let me
 
2013-01-16 06:11:31 PM

Coco LaFemme: Jesus, T-Swizzle.......put your snatch away.


I thought her M.O. was to date ambiguously gay men so her snatch wasn't in play.
 
2013-01-16 06:13:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: It didn't hurt Johnny Cash any.


You sure bout that?
 
2013-01-16 06:13:47 PM
Only if she offered up her other p*ssy.

Don't want to knock that up.
 
2013-01-16 06:15:17 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: He's supposedly not tagging Jennifer Lawrence either for the same reason.  Also 22, too young, although she has a lot more going on in her brain than Taylor Swift.

He just broke up with Zoe Saldana.  Maybe he wants to play the field for a while, but not feel like a cradle-robber.



Seriously, I don't get the whole "he must be gay" angle TFA took there towards the end. If He wants a serious relationship he's not going to do it with a girl who is literally almost half his age - particularly one just itching to write a song about it afterwards too. Is that really so hard to fathom? Or maybe the author of TFA is gay and injecting a little of his own wishful thinking in there...
 
2013-01-16 06:16:40 PM

saintwrathchild: You sure bout that?


Heh! I did kinda leave myself wide-open for that, now, didn't I?
 
2013-01-16 06:17:32 PM

mongbiohazard: AdolfOliverPanties: He's supposedly not tagging Jennifer Lawrence either for the same reason.  Also 22, too young, although she has a lot more going on in her brain than Taylor Swift.

He just broke up with Zoe Saldana.  Maybe he wants to play the field for a while, but not feel like a cradle-robber.


Seriously, I don't get the whole "he must be gay" angle TFA took there towards the end. If He wants a serious relationship he's not going to do it with a girl who is literally almost half his age - particularly one just itching to write a song about it afterwards too. Is that really so hard to fathom? Or maybe the author of TFA is gay and injecting a little of his own wishful thinking in there...


Bingo on this one.
Agreed
 
2013-01-16 06:19:07 PM
But Taylor Swift has proven she is so mature in relationships and after breakups. What guy wouldn't want to date her?!
 
2013-01-16 06:21:24 PM
Ferretface needs to get it through.
 
2013-01-16 06:22:25 PM
If Taylor Swift has a problem, if no one else can help her, if she wants to date Bradley Cooper, and if she can find them....maybe Taylor Swift can hire The A-Team.
 
2013-01-16 06:23:52 PM

ArtosRC: Ferretface needs to get it through.


How does a country gash get over relationships? With lots and lots of booze. Bottoms up!
 
2013-01-16 06:24:21 PM

Glancing Blow: mitchcumstein1: Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.

Perhaps down in steerage where you hang out, but not in first class.



What the fark?
 
2013-01-16 06:26:12 PM

mongbiohazard: Seriously, I don't get the whole "he must be gay" angle TFA took there towards the end. If He wants a serious relationship he's not going to do it with a girl who is literally almost half his age - particularly one just itching to write a song about it afterwards too. Is that really so hard to fathom? Or maybe the author of TFA is gay and injecting a little of his own wishful thinking in there...


He's not gay.  It's just wishful thinking, like you said.
 
2013-01-16 06:28:13 PM
She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise, he wouldn't want her vagina except for offspring purposes and I bet he'd be able to educate her on old fragile things....like his career.
 
2013-01-16 06:30:27 PM
Taylor Swift: "Hey!  I'm such a huge fan of The Hangover.  How about we go someplace quiet and, you know?"
Bradley Cooper: "Umm..  Well...  I'd love to, but I think I'm going to go home and try being gay for a while.  Should I knit you some mittens or something?"
T.S.:  "Sure.  Okay.  Uhh..."
B.C.:  "Yeah.  Look.  I've got to go.  Have fun."
T.S.: "My mitten size is...."
BC:  "Great. Car's here.  I'll call you.
T.S.: "but..."

Vince Vaughan: "I'll date you, Taylor!  Please?  Please, let me date you."
 
2013-01-16 06:32:50 PM

crab66: Glancing Blow: mitchcumstein1: Bradley Cooper is a dude who could bag just about any woman in the world, Taylor Swift is out of her league there.

Perhaps down in steerage where you hang out, but not in first class.


What the fark?


My bad. What I meant is it's rediculous the any woman he wants idea, it's more like any woman who is easily impressed by having sex with a movie star.
 
2013-01-16 06:34:40 PM
Let me preface this as saying yes, he's a handsome cat and could pull a helluva lot more tail than me even even if he wasn't a movie star but does he pull off a real douchebag vibe to anyone else? Like a frat guy who would start a drunken bar fight with any random dude for some dumbass reason? Give that, he should have nailed her. Then again she could be the clingy type.
 
2013-01-16 06:41:18 PM
No one wants to date someone who has a reputation of never putting out. It's one thing if you're a crazy chick who farks dicks raw... But if you're a crazy chick who doesn't put out.. You're legit crazy.. Like hide yo kids crazy
 
2013-01-16 06:42:16 PM

Mugato: Then again she could be the clingy type.


There's got to be some reason men keep running, screaming, from her. She's pretty hot to fall on the bottom side of the Vicki Mendoza line on the C/H Scale.
 
2013-01-16 06:43:00 PM

Mind of the North Star: I don't get why he didn't go for it. Is she really that much more crazy than hot? She'd have to be completely insane to outweigh the her hittable factor for just a hook up.

/Come at me , Studmans


Because he was too busy having a foursome with 3 models that same night. None of whom would write a song about about it on their next album.
 
2013-01-16 06:54:36 PM

Mugato: Let me preface this as saying yes, he's a handsome cat and could pull a helluva lot more tail than me even even if he wasn't a movie star but does he pull off a real douchebag vibe to anyone else? Like a frat guy who would start a drunken bar fight with any random dude for some dumbass reason?


I heard him on Stern a few times and he comes across as perfectly normal, low key and pretty cool.  You might be confusing his role as Sack Lodge from Wedding Crashers with the real person.

Of course, he could be a total douche and was just acting decent on Stern, but that's not the vibe I get.
 
2013-01-16 06:57:06 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I think she needs to save her image by going through a brief yet raucous punk phase.

Nah. She needs to get drunk, crash a truck, spend some time in jail, get her ass kicked a few times. Then get out and crash a truck into a train while it's raining. Then go spend some time in the back holler with too much moonshine and big mud trucks. Then and only then will she be ready to start playing the smoky bars and dingy honky tonks.

Anything less and she hasn't paid her country music dues.


So, she should move to Mountain Home?
 
2013-01-16 06:57:41 PM

mongbiohazard: If He wants a serious relationship...


He doesn't. He impregnates virgins and bounces.

/Sorry, had to do it.
 
2013-01-16 07:04:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Mugato: Let me preface this as saying yes, he's a handsome cat and could pull a helluva lot more tail than me even even if he wasn't a movie star but does he pull off a real douchebag vibe to anyone else? Like a frat guy who would start a drunken bar fight with any random dude for some dumbass reason?

I heard him on Stern a few times and he comes across as perfectly normal, low key and pretty cool.  You might be confusing his role as Sack Lodge from Wedding Crashers with the real person.

Of course, he could be a total douche and was just acting decent on Stern, but that's not the vibe I get.


Fair enough. I never even saw Wedding Crashers. And I never judge an actor by any of his characters. So my bad.
 
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