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(Daily Mail)   After getting a boob job and picking up a heroin addiction, star of MTV's Teen Mom is ready for a second child. And people thought giving these people a reality show was a bad idea   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Stupid, Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans, MTV, American Star, reality shows  
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2013-01-16 03:08:54 PM  
Thread is useless without before and after photos.
 
2013-01-16 03:29:40 PM  
TMV: Teen Mom Vision
 
2013-01-16 03:29:53 PM  

OgreMagi: Thread is useless without before and after photos.


Forgive me for being a sourpuss grumpy-pants but come on... It is.
 
2013-01-16 03:32:11 PM  
Over/under on how long the marriage to the baby-daddy lasts?
 
2013-01-16 03:37:05 PM  

Supes: Over/under on how long the marriage to the baby-daddy lasts?


22.5 months and under.
 
2013-01-16 03:39:21 PM  

Supes: Over/under on how long the marriage to the baby-daddy lasts?


about 15 seconds after the money runs out
 
2013-01-16 03:43:41 PM  
Hey give her some credit, it is hard to juggle motherhood and a heroin addiction with average titties.
 
2013-01-16 03:43:53 PM  
He looks like a WINNER!
 
2013-01-16 03:47:06 PM  
It's monstrously unfair that these derelicts are on TV and I'm not.

/science counts as reality, right?
 
2013-01-16 03:47:11 PM  
Can't fix stupid, so let's give them exposure and money.

Seems legit.
 
2013-01-16 03:48:23 PM  
We should really stress a pro-"at least pull-out" sexual education agenda.
 
2013-01-16 03:51:53 PM  
Dating for a few months then getting married and a kid on the way. Im sure they will retire to the country with her TV money and live a peaceful quiet life. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-16 03:53:44 PM  
Fark that, I can watch a chick get a lip tattoo on this week's episode of "BUCKWILD"

/we're so farked
 
2013-01-16 03:56:28 PM  
Yeah, because if it weren't for MTV, she'd be Mother of the Century. Idiot.

As long as you have a pussy, you have drug money.
 
2013-01-16 04:00:48 PM  

star_topology: Fark that, I can watch a chick get an lip anal tattoo on this week's episode of "BUCKWILD FARK"

/we're so farked

 
2013-01-16 04:04:39 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Supes: Over/under on how long the marriage to the baby-daddy lasts?

about 15 seconds after the money runs out


Or sooner if there's no TV deal.
 
2013-01-16 04:19:57 PM  

OgreMagi: Thread is useless without before and after photos.


Like all boob jobs, the new ones are a mess.
 
2013-01-16 04:22:30 PM  
Won't the state take the child after birth, given the family's history?
 
2013-01-16 04:32:31 PM  
Funny thing is I remember a fark thread about how after teen mom came out teen pregnancy went down. You think the cast woulda learned a lesson too.
 
2013-01-16 04:36:31 PM  

aevorea: Won't the state take the child after birth, given the family's history?


Why would the state want the after birth?
 
2013-01-16 04:37:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: aevorea: Won't the state take the child after birth, given the family's history?

Why would the state want the after birth?


Probably preferable to the child

/quieter, certainly
 
2013-01-16 04:39:26 PM  
...TV poison tastes like this...
 
2013-01-16 04:50:16 PM  
That looks like every white trash couple in Western NY
 
2013-01-16 05:00:02 PM  
I have never seen this show ... and NEVER will.

But ... I must say she looks pretty cute in those pictures.
 
2013-01-16 05:00:34 PM  
On the plus side, she's not a teenager any more.
 
2013-01-16 05:01:04 PM  

wholedamnshow: OgreMagi: Thread is useless without before and after photos.

Like all boob jobs, the new ones are a mess.


Fake boobs are the worst invention of modern man.

It's like taking your car in for body work and instead they just beat it to death with sledgehammers.
 
2013-01-16 05:33:42 PM  
I watch this show pretty often. If I'm not mistaken, this is this roll of Teen Mom's last season.. because they are entering their 20's.

If they do another season, it will be with the new generation of 16 and Pregnanters, not the Teen Moms.

Regarding Jenelle, you want to root for her but she is such an incredible fark up its hard to. Her mother, while a harpy, seems to have her shiat together and loves Jenelle but can't stand her decisions and really has no respect for Jenelle. Not that Jenelle has earned any respect.

This is the 2nd Teen Mom that's gotten pregnant a 2nd time. Really, do these girls EVER learn?
 
2013-01-16 05:47:13 PM  

Lollipop165: Really, do these girls EVER learn?


The first time around getting pregnent as a teen netted her national recognition and a big pile of cash.  I'm pretty damn certain she learned something from the experience.
 
2013-01-16 06:13:24 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: That looks like every white trash couple Everywhere


Fixed. Her man child husband looks good in his hoodies. I bet he's got awesome underoos on too.
 
2013-01-16 06:22:02 PM  

Big_Fat_Liar: Tat'dGreaser: That looks like every white trash couple Everywhere

Fixed. Her man child husband looks good in his hoodies. I bet he's got awesome underoos on too.


Speaking of things that are monstrously unfair:

These dudes a) are ugly as sin, b) have no redeeming social graces or prospect of employability, c) get way more tail than me.
 
2013-01-16 06:32:08 PM  

Bondith: Big_Fat_Liar: Tat'dGreaser: That looks like every white trash couple Everywhere

Fixed. Her man child husband looks good in his hoodies. I bet he's got awesome underoos on too.

Speaking of things that are monstrously unfair:

These dudes a) are ugly as sin, b) have no redeeming social graces or prospect of employability, c) get way more tail than me.


I used to buy rugs, yeah rugs, that's what they were, from a guy that had a, b, and C going on. Certain women seem attracted to men with no life skills, a dim future, a unimpressive past, no demonstrated ability to support even themselves let alone anyone else, etc. On the plus side, those aren't really the women a hard working and half-way intelligent person would enjoy spending time with anyway. I'm talking about the time spent after the sex, not during....
 
2013-01-16 06:54:00 PM  

Big_Fat_Liar: I used to buy rugs, yeah rugs, that's what they were, from a guy that had a, b, and C going on. Certain women seem attracted to men with no life skills, a dim future, a unimpressive past, no demonstrated ability to support even themselves let alone anyone else, etc. On the plus side, those aren't really the women a hard working and half-way intelligent person would enjoy spending time with anyway. I'm talking about the time spent after the sex, not during....


Knew a guy like that...
Never brushed his teeth, had discoloration of teeth and around his gums that looked like mold growing on cheese. Frequent neckbeard. Must not have known what deodorant or washing your armpits was since you could smell the body odor in any room he'd recently visited, if it wasn't mixed with cologne and cigarette smoke.
Fired from Walgreens for arguing with customers. Fired from late-night truck unloading at Target by assault his manager. Lied about it to his then-girlfriend and kept pretending to go to work.
Got tail like Hugh farkin' Hefner, if not always that quality.

Just boggles the mind how women go for that. How do they get past the teeth and the BO? How confident and smooth do you have to farking be when gingivitis looks life-threatening and your employment history involves assault charges?
 
2013-01-16 07:32:46 PM  
link dead?
 
2013-01-16 07:53:59 PM  

OgreMagi: Thread is useless without before and after photos.


cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.comcdn.hollywoodgrind.comstatic.wetpaint.me

assets.nydailynews.comronireports.comwww-hollybaby-com.vimg.net

And as a bonus, a Live Action Video Showcase
there....satisfied?
 
2013-01-16 08:52:22 PM  

Lollipop165: I watch this show pretty often. If I'm not mistaken, this is this roll of Teen Mom's last season.. because they are entering their 20's.

If they do another season, it will be with the new generation of 16 and Pregnanters, not the Teen Moms.

Regarding Jenelle, you want to root for her but she is such an incredible fark up its hard to. Her mother, while a harpy, seems to have her shiat together and loves Jenelle but can't stand her decisions and really has no respect for Jenelle. Not that Jenelle has earned any respect.

This is the 2nd Teen Mom that's gotten pregnant a 2nd time. Really, do these girls EVER learn?


They're being rewarded for their actions with fame and riches. I think they're learning just fine.
 
2013-01-16 09:02:21 PM  

Farker Soze: They're being rewarded for their actions with fame and riches. I think they're learning just fine.


Yup........

How much money do the Teen Moms make?
by Asa Hawks
Starcasm
May, 30, 2012

Teen Mom' Amber earns $280K a year from MTV
by Gina Serpe
E! News | NBC Today
January 4, 2011
 
2013-01-16 11:17:43 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: ...TV poison tastes like this...


What an Automatic thing to say.


/// so turn around and wave
 
2013-01-17 12:40:16 AM  

homelessdude: OgreMagi: Thread is useless without before and after photos.

[cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 143x214][cdn.hollywoodgrind.com image 180x240][static.wetpaint.me image 260x192]

[assets.nydailynews.com image 212x170][ronireports.com image 206x129][www-hollybaby-com.vimg.net image 204x161]

And as a bonus, a Live Action Video Showcase
there....satisfied?


Even as a horny teenager I wouldn't have hit it.
 
2013-01-17 07:42:00 AM  

Lollipop165: I watch this show pretty often. If I'm not mistaken, this is this roll of Teen Mom's last season.. because they are entering their 20's.

If they do another season, it will be with the new generation of 16 and Pregnanters, not the Teen Moms.

Regarding Jenelle, you want to root for her but she is such an incredible fark up its hard to. Her mother, while a harpy, seems to have her shiat together and loves Jenelle but can't stand her decisions and really has no respect for Jenelle. Not that Jenelle has earned any respect.

This is the 2nd Teen Mom that's gotten pregnant a 2nd time. Really, do these girls EVER learn?


Barbara does have her moments, especially when she screams at Jenelle in front of Jace but, as you pointed out, she does mostly have her shiat together. I even like that she grins when Jenelle explains her latest scheme, along the lines of "I'm moving in with X, things will be better that way, stable even, and of course I can then take Jace full time but of course this means I'll drop out of school, which I have already pre-paid and will receive no refund for".

Chelsea - dim bulb, waste of space. Out of all of them she has most opportunities but would rather stay in bed or do her makeup than - gasp - get her GED.

Kailyn - annoying as all fark. Will not make eye contact when talking. Caveat: farked up parents.

Leah - seems to be doing fine with Jeremy. Corey was dim-but-nice dude however she was only with him as she was on the rebound from that simian Robbie.

/yes, I know way too much about this show.
 
2013-01-17 08:07:25 AM  

Lollipop165: I watch this show pretty often. If I'm not mistaken, this is this roll of Teen Mom's last season.. because they are entering their 20's.

If they do another season, it will be with the new generation of 16 and Pregnanters, not the Teen Moms.

Regarding Jenelle, you want to root for her but she is such an incredible fark up its hard to. Her mother, while a harpy, seems to have her shiat together and loves Jenelle but can't stand her decisions and really has no respect for Jenelle. Not that Jenelle has earned any respect.

This is the 2nd Teen Mom that's gotten pregnant a 2nd time. Really, do these girls EVER learn?


I volunteered at a pregnancy clinic close to Penn State and the same girls were repeatedly returning fearing they were pregnant or actually pregnant and needing support. It was the most saddening thing ever. I had a child when I was in my early 20's as well so I understand their loneliness but I had a lot of people tell me I am worth more than that situation and I refused to put myself or a child in that situation again.... so it shocks me that NO ONE has told these repeat customers they are worthy of real love (besides the volunteers, I know they tried so hard)
 
2013-01-17 08:51:04 AM  
She looked better flat chested.
 
2013-01-17 09:30:16 AM  
i1247.photobucket.com


Mmmmmm.....Teen mom......

/I know, I know, have a seat............
 
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