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2013-01-16 01:51:43 PM
I love them.  And I'm willing to help them show how much they love Jeebus.
 
2013-01-16 02:03:41 PM
I must be the only one who doesn't think Garfunkel & Oates are as adorable as Garfunkel & Oates thinks Garfunkel & Oates is.
 
2013-01-16 02:06:37 PM

Maynotlast: I must be the only one who doesn't think Garfunkel & Oates are as adorable as Garfunkel & Oates thinks Garfunkel & Oates is.


That's OK, I'll just think they're twice as adorable, to make up for it.
 
2013-01-16 02:06:49 PM
they have been a favorite of mine for quite some time. Funny and smart... also they like teh buttsex.
 
2013-01-16 02:08:47 PM
they've "emptied [their] bowels and laid out the towels." discuss.
 
2013-01-16 02:12:31 PM
OK, the "God made me holey" line was pretty cute...
 
2013-01-16 02:12:52 PM
The blonde is hot but the brunette chick was adorable on Scrubs.
 
2013-01-16 02:23:41 PM
I find it hard to make out the words. However I was able to masturbate to it fairly easily so...all good then.
 
2013-01-16 02:32:08 PM
Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?
 
2013-01-16 02:34:24 PM

Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?


Because anybody who believes in something as absurd as God deserves to be mocked.
 
2013-01-16 02:42:03 PM

Maynotlast: I must be the only one who doesn't think Garfunkel & Oates are as adorable as Garfunkel & Oates thinks Garfunkel & Oates is.


I'm with you on this one buddy.
 
2013-01-16 03:03:38 PM
A pun filled song making fun of Christians and promoting anal sex? Watch out the internet might explode.


/think outside the box
 
2013-01-16 03:15:35 PM

Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?


The belief that God cares if a woman is a virgin on her wedding day, but doesn't care if she does anal before that is deserving of mockery.  If you don't want people to mock your beliefs, don't believe incredibly silly things.
 
2013-01-16 03:16:09 PM
Someday we'll look back on the music of the early 2010s and realize it was all twee ukelele bullshiat that was used to sell Priuses and iPads.
 
2013-01-16 03:19:24 PM

Uzzah: Someday we'll look back on the music of the early 2010s and realize it was all twee ukelele bullshiat that was used to sell Priuses and iPads.


You should have seen my face when I realized that grunge's true purpose was to popularize SUV's and destroy the wall between lending and investment banks.
 
2013-01-16 03:23:00 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

Because anybody who believes in something as absurd as God deserves to be mocked.


I think you just made my favorites list!
 
2013-01-16 03:23:36 PM

FloydA: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

The belief that God cares if a woman is a virgin on her wedding day, but doesn't care if she does anal before that is deserving of mockery.  If you don't want people to mock your beliefs, don't believe incredibly silly things.


Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?
 
2013-01-16 03:24:23 PM

Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?


You don't rules lawyer the Bible. There is no "technically" virgin. There is no re-virginization process. Purity does not equal a hymen. If you're too weak to hold off on sex, own it, don't try to weasel out of it.
 
2013-01-16 03:37:00 PM

abrannan: ou don't rules lawyer the Bible. There is no "technically" virgin. There is no re-virginization process. Purity does not equal a hymen. If you're too weak to hold off on sex, own it, don't try to weasel out of it.


SHHHHH!! if they want to "weasel" ...let them!! dang ...dont ruin it for the rest of us....
 
2013-01-16 03:50:40 PM
Fap-able for sure!
 
2013-01-16 04:08:10 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?

When "sodomy" is defined as "the sin of Sodom," it most definitely is.  However, the equation of the "sin of Sodom" with "anal sex" is a 6th century interpretation that only dates to Justinian I, and is not actually in Genesis at all.  The sin for which Sodom was destroyed was not explicitly mentioned in GEN. 18-19, but Ezekiel 16 seems to suggest that the "sins of Sodom" included arrogance, gluttony, laziness, and lack of charity.  The buttsecks is not mentioned at all.   Most Jewish scholars are apparently of the opinion that the "sin of Sodom" is "lack of hospitality to strangers."

Leviticus 18 and 20 have been cited as anti-buttsecks, but that's not entirely clear either.  The preceding verses are basically "don't screw somebody else's wife, don't screw your mom, and don't screw your son's wife."  In that context, Lev. 20 seems to mean "and you also can't do that with guys - no loopholes- you can't screw someone else's husband, your dad, or your son-in-law either, so no sneaky getting around the rules by boinking dudes."

(Romans 1 is pretty clearly anti-gay, but that was Paul's writing, and Paul was pretty clearly an asshole.)

In any case, my point was that believing "a deity with the ability to create an entire universe really gives a rat's ass where I put my dick" is kind of silly.
 
2013-01-16 04:10:33 PM
It's times like this where I wish I could give the internet a nice big hug.
/would lol again
 
2013-01-16 04:10:37 PM
Why does that camera seem to be floating all over the damn place?!
 
2013-01-16 04:15:04 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: FloydA: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

The belief that God cares if a woman is a virgin on her wedding day, but doesn't care if she does anal before that is deserving of mockery.  If you don't want people to mock your beliefs, don't believe incredibly silly things.

Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?


If you find the word Sodomy in the Bible, One internets to you. But The Old testament is all for Polygamy and "The 'representative of myself that is actually me but only a part of me'" did forgive a prostitute.
 
2013-01-16 04:18:23 PM

Maynotlast: I must be the only one who doesn't think Garfunkel & Oates are as adorable as Garfunkel & Oates thinks Garfunkel & Oates is.


Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?


Indeed.
 
2013-01-16 04:20:34 PM

FloydA: The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?

When "sodomy" is defined as "the sin of Sodom," it most definitely is.  However, the equation of the "sin of Sodom" with "anal sex" is a 6th century interpretation that only dates to Justinian I, and is not actually in Genesis at all.  The sin for which Sodom was destroyed was not explicitly mentioned in GEN. 18-19, but Ezekiel 16 seems to suggest that the "sins of Sodom" included arrogance, gluttony, laziness, and lack of charity.  The buttsecks is not mentioned at all.   Most Jewish scholars are apparently of the opinion that the "sin of Sodom" is "lack of hospitality to strangers."

Leviticus 18 and 20 have been cited as anti-buttsecks, but that's not entirely clear either.  The preceding verses are basically "don't screw somebody else's wife, don't screw your mom, and don't screw your son's wife."  In that context, Lev. 20 seems to mean "and you also can't do that with guys - no loopholes- you can't screw someone else's husband, your dad, or your son-in-law either, so no sneaky getting around the rules by boinking dudes."

(Romans 1 is pretty clearly anti-gay, but that was Paul's writing, and Paul was pretty clearly an asshole.)

In any case, my point was that believing "a deity with the ability to create an entire universe really gives a rat's ass where I put my dick" is kind of silly.


Thank You so much. I've been looking for a reason to hate the '5 hundreds since   Cassiodorus.
 
2013-01-16 04:37:56 PM

Uzzah: Someday we'll look back on the music of the early 2010s and realize it was all twee ukelele bullshiat that was used to sell Priuses and iPads.


That's only half of it.  The other half is long droning weepy ballads written to be played over the last 12 minutes of every prime time TV "drama".
 
2013-01-16 04:41:33 PM
ThisIsntMe:
Thank You so much. I've been looking for a reason to hate the '5 hundreds since   Cassiodorus.

Fall of Teotihuacan, decline of Funan, plague in Constantinople, and the Gregorian calendar.

But then again, the invention of toilet paper.  I'd call it a tie.
 
2013-01-16 04:47:08 PM
Kate Micucci is on my 'exemption' list with my wife.  Which is kinda funny, since she looks an awful lot like my wife.  I guess I have a type.
 
2013-01-16 04:51:37 PM

FloydA: The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?

When "sodomy" is defined as "the sin of Sodom," it most definitely is.  However, the equation of the "sin of Sodom" with "anal sex" is a 6th century interpretation that only dates to Justinian I, and is not actually in Genesis at all.  The sin for which Sodom was destroyed was not explicitly mentioned in GEN. 18-19, but Ezekiel 16 seems to suggest that the "sins of Sodom" included arrogance, gluttony, laziness, and lack of charity.  The buttsecks is not mentioned at all.   Most Jewish scholars are apparently of the opinion that the "sin of Sodom" is "lack of hospitality to strangers."

Leviticus 18 and 20 have been cited as anti-buttsecks, but that's not entirely clear either.  The preceding verses are basically "don't screw somebody else's wife, don't screw your mom, and don't screw your son's wife."  In that context, Lev. 20 seems to mean "and you also can't do that with guys - no loopholes- you can't screw someone else's husband, your dad, or your son-in-law either, so no sneaky getting around the rules by boinking dudes."

(Romans 1 is pretty clearly anti-gay, but that was Paul's writing, and Paul was pretty clearly an asshole.)

In any case, my point was that believing "a deity with the ability to create an entire universe really gives a rat's ass where I put my dick" is kind of silly.


FTWiki: Two of the angels proceeded to Sodom and were met by Abraham's nephew Lot, who convinced the angels to lodge with him, and they ate with Lot.

Genesis 19:4-5 (KJV) described what followed, which confirmed its end:

4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, [even] the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (NRSV: know them, NIV: can have sex with them, NJB: can have intercourse with them).


Yeah, raping is pretty inhospitable. That whole scene is messed up. (Don't rape my guests! Rape my virgin daughters!)
 
2013-01-16 06:52:51 PM

FloydA: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

The belief that God cares if a woman is a virgin on her wedding day, but doesn't care if she does anal before that is deserving of mockery.  If you don't want people to mock your beliefs, don't believe incredibly silly things.


I knew someone who let everyone do her up the butt because she wanted to still be a "virgin" when she was married.

/yes, she's Catholic. How did you guess?
 
2013-01-16 06:56:44 PM
www.playsound.fr
 
2013-01-16 06:57:50 PM
I wish there had been Promise rings when I was young.
 
2013-01-16 07:11:34 PM
I expected to see a Catholic priest singing this...
 
2013-01-16 07:35:37 PM
Can we get some captions for that video? I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying.
 
2013-01-16 08:02:07 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Can we get some captions for that video? I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying.


Most of their lyrics are already up.  This is a new song, so it might take a while, but I'm sure eventually, the lyrics will be available.
 
2013-01-16 08:10:04 PM
Wow... that was really not funny.
 
2013-01-16 08:21:25 PM
The lyrics were OK but the melody was blah.
 
2013-01-16 09:18:21 PM

Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?


The belief they're ripping is "I'm not supposed to have sex before marriage, but butt sex doesn't count." People actually hold that stupid farking belief, and that's what they're ripping. They're not ripping "I can't have sex before marriage," which is respectable, even though I personally think it's dumb. They're ripping the people who believe they found a loophole against an all-powerful god with very strict rules that they must follow. Those people deserve to be mocked.
 
2013-01-16 09:37:49 PM
Both cute and asinine. Yea!
 
2013-01-16 09:47:07 PM
Heh, they're still great. Haven't heard any of their stuff in three years... now I have a project for the next few hours.
 
2013-01-16 10:45:44 PM

abrannan: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

You don't rules lawyer the Bible. There is no "technically" virgin. There is no re-virginization process. Purity does not equal a hymen. If you're too weak to hold off on sex, own it, don't try to weasel out of it.


Does is count if you were blacked out and don't remember it? Because, really, how do you know?
 
2013-01-16 11:19:28 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Why does that camera seem to be floating all over the damn place?!


God did it.
 
2013-01-16 11:50:51 PM
If I had a million dollars I would definitely want to have these two double up on me.
 
2013-01-17 12:27:26 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Truther: Why do people feel the need to rip other's peoples beliefs?

Because anybody who believes in something as absurd as God deserves to be mocked.


it is an indicator of the lack of respect people have for themselves and each other; it is a sign of poor parenting. Many people forget or chose to ignore that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a theory. Most people choose to let those people enjoy their personal belief without mocking their own ignorance. Live and let live is not exercised enough in this shallow, hate filled world.
 
2013-01-17 12:38:39 AM

KrispyKritter: Many people forget or chose to ignore that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a theory.


Theory at Dictionary.com

theory(1) != theory(2)
 
2013-01-17 12:41:55 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Sodomy is pretty roundly rejected in the bible, isn't it?


Yes, being inhospitable to strangers is so bad that the Torah forbids it 36 times.

abrannan: You don't rules lawyer the Bible.


*snicker*
Amateur.

FloydA: Most Jewish scholars are apparently of the opinion that the "sin of Sodom" is "lack of hospitality to strangers."


Yup.
 
2013-01-17 12:55:25 AM

Beerguy: [www.playsound.fr image 640x447]


I'd have lots of fun with them, as long as they weren't singing, or talking for that matter, of course...
 
2013-01-17 01:14:34 AM

KrispyKritter: Many people forget or chose to ignore that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a theory.


i53.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-17 02:00:13 AM

KrispyKritter: Many people forget or chose to ignore that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a theory.


Here we go...
 
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